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  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn, you should tell Framling to go to www.dice.com. It's got a whole rack of IT related jobs. I'm sure he is already aware... but, y'know, just doing what I can.

    Cal last night Khoo was on the boards and I was like Khoo baby, Fram lost his job and he was like "oh man tell him to send me his resume" and he's helping Fram maybe meet some guys who can get him programming jobs in gaming and stuff and oh man Khoo is just the best.

    Is Framling going to work for Khoo? Because that would pretty much be the best job ever.

    Wikipedia on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn, you should tell Framling to go to www.dice.com. It's got a whole rack of IT related jobs. I'm sure he is already aware... but, y'know, just doing what I can.

    Cal last night Khoo was on the boards and I was like Khoo baby, Fram lost his job and he was like "oh man tell him to send me his resume" and he's helping Fram maybe meet some guys who can get him programming jobs in gaming and stuff and oh man Khoo is just the best.

    Is Framling going to work for Khoo? Because that would pretty much be the best job ever.

    Uh, probably not. But Khoo has connections. And those are handy.

    Jordyn on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn, you should tell Framling to go to www.dice.com. It's got a whole rack of IT related jobs. I'm sure he is already aware... but, y'know, just doing what I can.

    Cal last night Khoo was on the boards and I was like Khoo baby, Fram lost his job and he was like "oh man tell him to send me his resume" and he's helping Fram maybe meet some guys who can get him programming jobs in gaming and stuff and oh man Khoo is just the best.

    Awesome! That's really exciting! I hope that pans out for him. Tell him I wish him luck.

    Regardless, you should pass along that dice website. I found 7 or so jobs that I qualify for that were all posted just this morning, countless others that I don't qualify for but that Fram-fram would.

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn, you should tell Framling to go to www.dice.com. It's got a whole rack of IT related jobs. I'm sure he is already aware... but, y'know, just doing what I can.

    Cal last night Khoo was on the boards and I was like Khoo baby, Fram lost his job and he was like "oh man tell him to send me his resume" and he's helping Fram maybe meet some guys who can get him programming jobs in gaming and stuff and oh man Khoo is just the best.

    Is Framling going to work for Khoo? Because that would pretty much be the best job ever.

    Uh, probably not. But Khoo has connections. And those are handy.

    Us yuppy fags call that networking.

    Callius on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn, you should tell Framling to go to www.dice.com. It's got a whole rack of IT related jobs. I'm sure he is already aware... but, y'know, just doing what I can.

    Cal last night Khoo was on the boards and I was like Khoo baby, Fram lost his job and he was like "oh man tell him to send me his resume" and he's helping Fram maybe meet some guys who can get him programming jobs in gaming and stuff and oh man Khoo is just the best.

    Is Framling going to work for Khoo? Because that would pretty much be the best job ever.

    Uh, probably not. But Khoo has connections. And those are handy.

    Us yuppy fags call that networking.

    SHUT UP YUPPY FAG.

    Jordyn on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Jordyn, you should tell Framling to go to www.dice.com. It's got a whole rack of IT related jobs. I'm sure he is already aware... but, y'know, just doing what I can.

    Cal last night Khoo was on the boards and I was like Khoo baby, Fram lost his job and he was like "oh man tell him to send me his resume" and he's helping Fram maybe meet some guys who can get him programming jobs in gaming and stuff and oh man Khoo is just the best.

    Is Framling going to work for Khoo? Because that would pretty much be the best job ever.

    Uh, probably not. But Khoo has connections. And those are handy.

    Us yuppy fags call that networking.

    SHUT UP YUPPY FAG.

    Jordyn, that wasn't a polite thing to say.

    Callius on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lol mah bad

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My first college roomate was from Hong Kong. He'd frequently sleep all day and disappear all night. His parents always called at around 11:30pm (12:30pm HK time) to talk to him. I got to hear a lot of broken Cantonese/English due to that. He never ever did laundry that I could see. He had his bed jacked up as high as it could go (about 4 feet off the ground I'd estimate) and had an enormous pile of clothing underneath. We got along pretty well. I let him use my TV and PS2 and watch my DVDs and he let me use his laptop.

    That guy was the KING of porn I tell you. He had so much fucking porn it was astounding it fit on his hard drive. The only time I'd ever seen Girls Gone Wild videos and La Blue Girl were on his laptop. I'm sure it was virused up the yin-yang because of his habits though.

    I didn't mind being his roommate, we kept things pretty civil overall. He let me watch his porn when he wasn't there and I got him to hang out with American kids so he could remedy his accent. My fondest memory was when we were playing 4-man Halo. We were in teams and one of us blew him up while he was about to capture the flag. He stands up and shouts (in thick accent) "You bunch of FAGGOTS!"

    That fucking killed us. He was usually pretty low-key so it was totally unexpected.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I forgot to mention. My housemates also love Pokémon puzzle league. I don't begrudge them that, as Tetris Attack is addictive. The problem is that the pokey mans version has retarded fucking sound bites. So until 2 am every morning, I'll hear "PIKA!" "IM GONNA WIN!" "BULBASAUR!" come out from their room.

    Brodo Faggins on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    pokey mans.

    you're about to be yelled at

    Raneados on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I call it "Pikemon" because that's how they had it spelled on the sign at the movie theater I used to work at until I pointed it out.

    Jordyn on
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  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    All except this last year have been great for roommates. I thought it would be alright living with a girl this year. The place would be clean and I'd occasionally see her naked accidentally a bunch of times. However, it's turned out to be like having a naggy girlfriend without the sex. And there are post-its all over the place telling you to do things and don't touch that because I know you have in the past even though you lied to me about it. What the fuck

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    All except this last year have been great for roommates. I thought it would be alright living with a girl this year. The place would be clean and I'd occasionally see her naked accidentally a bunch of times. However, it's turned out to be like having a naggy girlfriend without the sex. And there are post-its all over the place telling you to do things and don't touch that because I know you have in the past even though you lied to me about it. What the fuck

    ... fucking god damn it what the shit is...




    fucking hell, someone else insult him please. I just... I can't finish it.

    Callius on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    All except this last year have been great for roommates. I thought it would be alright living with a girl this year. The place would be clean and I'd occasionally see her naked accidentally a bunch of times. However, it's turned out to be like having a naggy girlfriend without the sex. And there are post-its all over the place telling you to do things and don't touch that because I know you have in the past even though you lied to me about it. What the fuck

    haha dumbass

    you thought it would be a good idea

    Raneados on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    why would you lie to her about it

    why

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You fucking retard.

    "Oh maybe I'll see her naked."

    You're a fucking moron.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    You fucking retard.

    "Oh maybe I'll see her naked."

    You're a fucking moron.

    let's get a place together

    maybe I'll see you naked

    Raneados on
  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    You fucking retard.

    "Oh maybe I'll see her naked."

    You're a fucking moron.

    You make an eloquent arguement...

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you guys i'm sick heeeelp

    Edit: Oh shit you can have dayquil every 4 hours not every 6 hours like I thought

    be right back

    Lemming on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh shit, I'm going to sleep on Jordyn's couch.

    Maybe I'll see Framling naked!

    Callius on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    you guys i'm sick heeeelp

    get sicker and die

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    All except this last year have been great for roommates. I thought it would be alright living with a girl this year. The place would be clean and I'd occasionally see her naked accidentally a bunch of times. However, it's turned out to be like having a naggy girlfriend without the sex. And there are post-its all over the place telling you to do things and don't touch that because I know you have in the past even though you lied to me about it. What the fuck
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    Axim on
  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was kidding. Hyperbole insult fest going on here.

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Suuure.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was kidding. Hyperbole insult fest going on here.

    shouldn't you be doing some laundry

    you fucking slob

    Paku on
  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was kidding. Hyperbole insult fest going on here.

    Oh God, just shut the fuck up.

    Mathilda on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    guys guys I was joking uh uh it was a joke ha ha ha see look at me laughing stop making fun of meeeeee

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lol just kidding dues lol lol lol

    oh man I can't believe you all fell for it

    Raneados on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This guy should get banned for violating the "not old enough to post here" rule.

    Jordyn on
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My freshman year I had 2 roommates who were sophomores and already knew each other and were Chinese or something and were retarded. I think I said maybe 10 words to them total over the course of the year, and that includes the time I dropped a bottle of Ocean Spray Cran Grape Juice on the floor and it shattered into a million billion pieces and I cut my hand and was bleeding all over so I said "hey could I get a little help here?" so one of the dudes brought me like 3 paper towels.

    One of them had constant long phone conversations during which he would laugh the most horrible honking wheezing laugh you can possibly imagine.

    The other played terrible terrible Asian pop music all the time including when he was asleep.
    Once EP and I walked in the room and he instantly jumped up out of his chair and turned his computer off cold and then stood in front of the (now blank) monitor, motionless, until we left again. I still wonder what he could possibly have been looking at that caused such a dramatic reaction.

    They were gone all weekend every weekend though, so that was nice.

    Oh, and we shared a bathroom with the room next to us, which contained 3 moron potheads who would routinely leave a drawer filled with ice sitting in the shower, or spend the night sleeping with their heads in the 1 toilet the 6 of us had to share.

    Then the next year I lived with an acquaintance of EP's and he turned out to be a cool dude, so the year after that I got a swanky apartment with him and his friend from high school who likes hockey and The Simpsons and being gay and we lived like awesome kings.

    Lord Dave on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    This guy should get banned for violating the "not man enough to post here" rule.

    TankHammer on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn, do you think I'm going to see Framling's butt?

    Like, once? Maybe he'll be in the bathroom shaving and he'll have the door open just a crack so the mirror doesn't fog up and I'm walking by and catch him in the mirror and he sees me but doesn't let on, just slowly pulling the blades against his frothy neck. It's moisture strip skittering along his adams apple.


    oh god.

    Callius on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    This guy should get banned for deciding to live with someone because he might get a brief glimpse at their naked flesh.

    Meissnerd on
  • SpookymikalSpookymikal Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i learned an important lesson that whippy will learn in about 6 months.

    never move into an apartment with someone from the pa forums.

    EVAR

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey, just because you people are all gay for dudes doesn't mean you have to get all down on a fella for wanting to optimize his potential for maybe seeing naked ladies.
    That's not classy.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    This guy should get banned for deciding to live with someone because he might get a brief glimpse at their naked flesh.
    What the fuck is wrong with SE++ today? Normally don't we congratulate sexual deviancy? Lay off for 5 minutes.


    Was this chick hot enough to buffer her bitchiness dude?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i learned an important lesson that whippy will learn in about 6 months.

    never move into an apartment with someone from the pa forums.

    EVAR

    Yeah, no, that's pretty much true.

    Callius on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    This guy should get banned for deciding to live with someone because he might get a brief glimpse at their naked flesh.
    What the fuck is wrong with SE++ today? Normally don't we congratulate sexual deviancy? Lay off for 5 minutes.


    Was this chick hot enough to buffer her bitchiness dude?

    psst he's also new and did the whole "no no it was a joke dudes, lol get it" routine

    this guy is grass

    Raneados on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    guys, wait no. i was only kidding. he can move in with whoever he wants, lol

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    This guy should get banned for deciding to live with someone because he might get a brief glimpse at their naked flesh.
    What the fuck is wrong with SE++ today? Normally don't we congratulate sexual deviancy? Lay off for 5 minutes.


    Was this chick hot enough to buffer her bitchiness dude?

    psst he's also new and did the whole "no no it was a joke dudes, lol get it" routine

    this guy is grass

    january 04 still counts as new?
    I thought I was the only one who still hated those post-2003 fags

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