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I've dated women for god-knows-how-long and the only time they walk around naked is when they want you to see them naked, no other time, no exception. What you suckered yourself into is a shitty trap designed by your own hormones.
Oh, and when you bring home a one-night-stand? Expect her to bitch at you about diseases and protected sex and "omgwashyoursheets." I had six gay housemates in college and it was like having six surrogate sisters who would hook me up with hot women all the time.
Why did you do that, God? You gave me heaven and then you left me in hell.
This guy should get banned for deciding to live with someone because he might get a brief glimpse at their naked flesh.
What the fuck is wrong with SE++ today? Normally don't we congratulate sexual deviancy? Lay off for 5 minutes.
Was this chick hot enough to buffer her bitchiness dude?
psst he's also new and did the whole "no no it was a joke dudes, lol get it" routine
this guy is grass
So what, I'm not a creep, it's not the reason I roomed with her, but in the back of any guy's head who hasn't said, "yeah, i'd like to hit that up if the opportunity came along." But fuck it, go on, I'm a perfect target because I said something semi-idiotic and sexist.
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Lord DaveGrief CauserBitch Free ZoneRegistered Userregular
This guy should get banned for deciding to live with someone because he might get a brief glimpse at their naked flesh.
What the fuck is wrong with SE++ today? Normally don't we congratulate sexual deviancy? Lay off for 5 minutes.
Was this chick hot enough to buffer her bitchiness dude?
psst he's also new and did the whole "no no it was a joke dudes, lol get it" routine
this guy is grass
january 04 still counts as new?
I thought I was the only one who still hated those post-2003 fags
no no no
new as in - has never ever eeeeeeeeeever posted in SE at all and nobody knows who it is type of new
man the numbers don;t mean shit
"The place would be clean and I'd occasionally see her naked accidentally a bunch of times."
Yeah, I can tell this dude doesn't have a feel for SE++ culture if he's posting about such flagrantly non-joking sexual deviancy.
The guy obviously is a huge misogynist, I think he should be banned.
Edit: Ok now he said "hit that up" so never mind he's a big ol' faggot.
This guy should get banned for deciding to live with someone because he might get a brief glimpse at their naked flesh.
What the fuck is wrong with SE++ today? Normally don't we congratulate sexual deviancy? Lay off for 5 minutes.
Was this chick hot enough to buffer her bitchiness dude?
psst he's also new and did the whole "no no it was a joke dudes, lol get it" routine
this guy is grass
So what, I'm not a creep, it's not the reason I roomed with her, but in the back of any guy's head who hasn't said, "yeah, i'd like to hit that up if the opportunity came along." But fuck it, go on, I'm a perfect target because I said something semi-idiotic and sexist.
Hold that thought, I got a shovel you can use to dig yourself a deeper hole next post. One sec...
Jordyn, do you think I'm going to see Framling's butt?
Like, once? Maybe he'll be in the bathroom shaving and he'll have the door open just a crack so the mirror doesn't fog up and I'm walking by and catch him in the mirror and he sees me but doesn't let on, just slowly pulling the blades against his frothy neck. It's moisture strip skittering along his adams apple.
oh god.
He's usually got a towel around his waist while he's shaving, dude.
You might see him just...walking around naked.
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
edited February 2007
I love when I load a page and the tables go all wonky and I know that Callius has posted here.
Remember that scene in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" where he's trying to use the phone at the biker bar and he tells everyone to be quiet so they're about to kill him? That's what this forum reminds me of, sometimes. Without the dancing in platform shoes to "Tequila", of course.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
Remember that scene in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" where he's trying to use the phone at the biker bar and he tells everyone to be quiet so they're about to kill him? That's what this forum reminds me of, sometimes. Without the dancing in platform shoes to "Tequila", of course.
i have two roommates. one of them is probably certifiably insane and needs professional help. she has latched on to my other roommate and just follows her around like a goddamn lost dog, doing every single little thing exactly the same as the other.
she also kicked me out of my room because she wanted it, and threatened to go to her mother, who owns the house and is our landlord, to kick me out if i didn't give her the room
Jordyn, do you think I'm going to see Framling's butt?
Like, once? Maybe he'll be in the bathroom shaving and he'll have the door open just a crack so the mirror doesn't fog up and I'm walking by and catch him in the mirror and he sees me but doesn't let on, just slowly pulling the blades against his frothy neck. It's moisture strip skittering along his adams apple.
oh god.
He's usually got a towel around his waist while he's shaving, dude.
You might see him just...walking around naked.
Where's the suspense? The thrill of the chase?
how am I going to pounce and taste his adrenal gland?
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FramlingFaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
Cal, I've been checking dice pretty regularly.
I'm going to pretend that that's as far into the thread I've read.
Re: roommates
My current roommate keeps whining about wanting a corn dog.
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Lord DaveGrief CauserBitch Free ZoneRegistered Userregular
edited February 2007
alton brown showed me how to make corn dogs but they looked kinda gross and chunky
I'm reminded of an appalling bad housemate lj, complete with pictures. Her room was covered in shit, shit on the floor, shit in the clothes, shit in the very bed where she slept.
Have you seen the pics Jordyn used to post of her old place?
Ok, look there wasn't poop on all our stuff all right?
There was just lots of stuff and not enough room, and that place sucked.
Our new apartment is always very clean.
To be fair, when I made my post I thought he meant stuff when he said shit, and he hadn't posted the link yet.
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no no no
new as in - has never ever eeeeeeeeeever posted in SE at all and nobody knows who it is type of new
man the numbers don;t mean shit
I've dated women for god-knows-how-long and the only time they walk around naked is when they want you to see them naked, no other time, no exception. What you suckered yourself into is a shitty trap designed by your own hormones.
Oh, and when you bring home a one-night-stand? Expect her to bitch at you about diseases and protected sex and "omgwashyoursheets." I had six gay housemates in college and it was like having six surrogate sisters who would hook me up with hot women all the time.
Why did you do that, God? You gave me heaven and then you left me in hell.
Carry on.
Guy's a faggot m i rite?
So what, I'm not a creep, it's not the reason I roomed with her, but in the back of any guy's head who hasn't said, "yeah, i'd like to hit that up if the opportunity came along." But fuck it, go on, I'm a perfect target because I said something semi-idiotic and sexist.
"The place would be clean and I'd occasionally see her naked accidentally a bunch of times."
Yeah, I can tell this dude doesn't have a feel for SE++ culture if he's posting about such flagrantly non-joking sexual deviancy.
The guy obviously is a huge misogynist, I think he should be banned.
Edit: Ok now he said "hit that up" so never mind he's a big ol' faggot.
He's usually got a towel around his waist while he's shaving, dude.
You might see him just...walking around naked.
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No I don't, that's stupid.
she also kicked me out of my room because she wanted it, and threatened to go to her mother, who owns the house and is our landlord, to kick me out if i didn't give her the room
it;s sort of like how when the tables just move a tiny bit because larlar's title is fucking it up
Where's the suspense? The thrill of the chase?
how am I going to pounce and taste his adrenal gland?
I'm going to pretend that that's as far into the thread I've read.
Re: roommates
My current roommate keeps whining about wanting a corn dog.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
he also made me want to buy a fryer
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Breakfast corn dogs
Instead of a hot dog wrapped in cornmeal on a stick, they are sausage wrapped in a pancake on a stick
They are pretty good
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Now slather that motherfucker in buttered pancake syrup.
Okay, I just found out about it so. You know... just wanted to make sure you knew too.
/pounce
My adrenal gland!
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They were pretty rad dudes.
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