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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.

    that's bad

    But it comes with a free frogurt!

    that's good!

    The frogurt is also cursed.

    Green on
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.

    that's bad

    But it comes with a free frogurt!

    that's good!

    The frogurt is also cursed.

    that's bad

    Dichotomy on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Some men hunt for sport, some men hunt for food
    The only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks goooooood

    Usagi on
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    They will invent bigger boards with bigger nails, until, one day, they build a board with a nail so large, it will destroy them all!

    Uriel on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Seeee myyyy vest!
    See my vest!
    Made from real gorrila chest!

    See this sweater
    It's not better
    Than authentic Irish setter

    See this hat
    T'was my cat!

    My evening wear
    Vampire bat!

    These white slippers are albino
    African endangered rhino

    Grizzly bear underwear!
    Turtles' necks I've got my share!
    Beret of poodle on my noodle
    It shall rest!

    Try my red robin suit!
    Comes in one breast or two!

    See my vest! See my vest!
    See myyy veeeest!

    Liiiike myyyy loafers!
    Former gophers! It was that
    Or skin my chauffeurs!

    But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be beeest!
    Now let's prepare these dogs!

    (Kill two for matching clogs!)

    See my vest! See my vest!
    Ooohh pleeaaase won't you

    Seeee
    Myyy
    Veeeeeest!

    I really like the vest!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.

    that's bad

    But it comes with a free frogurt!

    that's good!

    The frogurt is also cursed.

    that's bad

    But you get your choice of topping!

    Green on
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.

    that's bad

    But it comes with a free frogurt!

    that's good!

    The frogurt is also cursed.

    that's bad

    But you get your choice of topping!

    that's good!

    Dichotomy on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    :^: Gatsby

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Take this object. But beware, it carries a terrible curse.

    that's bad

    But it comes with a free frogurt!

    that's good!

    The frogurt is also cursed.

    that's bad

    But you get your choice of topping!

    that's good!
    The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

    Green on
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore. And judging by how tight they are, I'm never gonna be anyone else's either.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Homer, I brought someone who can help.

    Is it Batman?

    No, it's a scientist.

    Batman's a scientist.

    It's not Batman.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That's bad.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Alright, they're onto us. Get Shamu back to SeaWorld!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    can I go now?

    Dichotomy on
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hello. Smithers.

    You. are. quite.

    good. at.


    turning. me.

    on.

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    true story: I once had an av/sig theme based on the "could you hang my coat up on the wall, please?" bit and pipe complimented me on it

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    What's a diorama

    Did that child just say, 'what's a battle?'

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    LOOK OUT, THE HUMAN'S ABOUT TO ESCAPE

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    I call the big one Bitey.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Awww, $20...I wanted a peanut.

    $20 can buy us many peanuts.

    Explain how.

    Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Lisa likes Nelson

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch any drunks!

    DUFFMAN SAYS A LOT OF THINGS. OHHH YEAAAAH!

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm just going out to...

    stalk.

    lenny and carl

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Lisa likes Nelson

    Quiet! No-one likes Milhouse!

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    hi-how-are-ya

    hi-how-are-ya

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    EGG HEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY WOOK!

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'll handle this. The only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes...wait a minute. Statue of Liberty...

    THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

    DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

    Gatsby on
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hi, everybody!

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch any drunks!

    DUFFMAN SAYS A LOT OF THINGS. OHHH YEAAAAH!

    for a very long time this was my favorite joke

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Green wrote: »
    Hi, everybody!

    Hi Dr. Nick!!

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    New feelings brewing in Duffman! What...Would Jesus do?!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Who needs the Quick-E-Mart!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I don't understand. That was non-alchoholic champagne.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

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