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Would You Rather -- A Party Game for the Party Masses

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
guys, gals

a lot of people want a lot of things out of life

some people wanna be the richest sos they can provide for their family

or just because they want their headstone to be a giant diamond flipping "the bird"

some people want notice in their field
or in the public realm

prestige, the honor of accomplishments and accolades

or just to be a badass rockstar and to feel loved by millions

some folks want to be the meanest or the toughest

or the sweetest

to be remembered for helping others

some people just want to do what makes them happy, and that's all they could ask for

the comfort and security to pursue what brings them pleasure and contentment

some folks want all the knowledge, some folks want all the spades

what do you want, what do you see in others?

what dances with sugarplums in your dreams, what don't you get about another wight's desires?

regale me

I'm always curious about what others pursue--folks of other minds and other cultures. What a person values says a lot about how they see the world, and it's interesting to try to step behind another's eyes.

for instance:

something that has always intrigued me has been the notion of a "number." The sex kind. It's sorta implied that everyone remembers their number and that it is somehow meaningful, but it seems so arbitrary--a dude can tell you he's been with 40 people, but what if those people were babies? Or blackout drunk? What if he slept with each of them once and never saw any of them again? I know that a high number is supposed to be satisfying because it is linked to desirability and attraction, and there isn't really another way to quantify that sort of thing, but it is such a funny thing to me. I also think it's interesting because it isn't something that is understood to just always be better the higher it is--sleeping with zero people is considered to be Not Ideal, but so is sleeping with a thousand (maybe not for some). Some people can't imagine sleeping with more than one person--some people can't understand how you sleep with less than 20.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blank Check was an entertaining movie

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'd like to stay alive as long as possible. That's my life goal.

    Marth on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    my number is the square root of negative one

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my dream is to be left alone, by my own doubts as much as by other people

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Marth wrote: »
    I'd like to stay alive as long as possible. That's my life goal.

    see, this is interesting to me, because I don't understand it at all

    I'd be curious for you to explain it a bit

    why do you want to stay alive as long as possible

    are there any conditions, or do you just want to be around on this planet for as long as you can, period

    does it have to do with leaving a mark or just being around to see what goes down

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i would prefer to die young, having lived a full and rewarding life to that point

    but that option is basically out the window by this point

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I guess it would be nice for someone to say that I'm a somewhat respectable poster.

    Not my life's goal, but that would be pretty cool.

    EDIT: As far as life goals go, as long as I'm getting by and I'm happy, I'm set.

    That's not the peak expectation, but it would be enough for me.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I want to enjoy myself for as long as possible with as few worries as possible

    maximum pleasure, minimum pain

    simple

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i want to have enough money that i can spend entirely too much in an effort to replace meaningful interactions with other people.

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Marth wrote: »
    I'd like to stay alive as long as possible. That's my life goal.

    see, this is interesting to me, because I don't understand it at all

    I'd be curious for you to explain it a bit

    why do you want to stay alive as long as possible

    are there any conditions, or do you just want to be around on this planet for as long as you can, period

    does it have to do with leaving a mark or just being around to see what goes down

    Well, I like living and breathing and eating. But my definition of leaving a mark is just affecting other people I care about, so I've done that. I'd like to continue doing that.

    Alright, serious answer is I want to be happy but also strive for a little more in life.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My dream is to hang out with all my friends in a nice apartment and work a rewarding job in a decent hospital

    Only thing that's really changed over the last half-decade is that its moved from NYC to (maybe) Vancouver

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my number is the square root of negative one

    i am not a number

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'd like to live as long as possible too.

    Main reason is because I enjoy life and foresee that continuing. On top of that, I find technology to be amazing and I want to see what kind of whacky shit people are coming out with 80 years from now.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    And most American ideals regarding sex/standards in attractiveness are horrible yeah

    I want a 10 inch dick so i can hideously injure all of my lovers

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    alternately i would like to be able to trust people again

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i was gonna put more effort into that but then I remembered it was a maths joke

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    do any of you feel "destined for greatness"

    or an desire/obligation to rise above and beyond

    maybe the belief that you have the potential to give something great to mankind

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    And most American ideals regarding sex/standards in attractiveness are horrible yeah

    I want a 10 inch dick so i can hideously injure all of my lovers

    stab stab stab stab stab tell your friends

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    do any of you feel "destined for greatness"

    or an desire/obligation to rise above and beyond

    maybe the belief that you have the potential to give something great to mankind

    great rap music

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    And most American ideals regarding sex/standards in attractiveness are horrible yeah

    I want a 10 inch dick so i can hideously injure all of my lovers

    i was thinking of how absurd a 12 inch dick would be the other day

    i mean that's literally a foot, like the thing on the end of your leg

    nuts

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'd like to be able to make shit up for a living. And make enough money from said shit-up-making to see the movies I want to see, buy the books I want to read, eat some tasty meals, and afford mid-range call girls.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I wanna be a good dad, a good husband.

    Also I want to walk on the surface of another world.

    #pipe on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I've been giving this some though.

    I want to get married someday and have a couple kids, and try my damnedest to be the best father in the world because I never had a real one myself.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    L|ama wrote: »
    i was gonna put more effort into that but then I remembered it was a maths joke

    i started typing orik's joke and then i refreshed and he had already made it and then i was gonna write something clever about that but i saw you had posted and figured you had done it for me already and i was right and then i wrote this post hope you liked it

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    since growing out of my early teenage "I am the smartest person ever born" phase I haven't really felt I can contribute anything that can't be contributed by someone more intelligent and more motivated

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sometimes my dream is to move into the woods, build myself a cabin, and never have to bother with the outside world again.

    That's just a fantasy primarily.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    this is all a dream

    I used to read Word Up magazine

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i am frequently torn between my desire to work for the public interest and my desire to work in comedy or music

    i don't really think about money a lot

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sometimes my dream is to move into the woods, build myself a cabin, and never have to bother with the outside world again.

    That's just a fantasy primarily.

    I think Bemis is actually doing this but with a hut

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    since growing out of my early teenage "I am the smartest person ever born" phase I haven't really felt I can contribute anything that can't be contributed by someone more intelligent and more motivated

    lolll hi

    *goes back to wasting time on the internet*

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my third dream is to meet the rza

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    do any of you have a dream that is in no way dependent on the outside world

    like

    maybe the desire to do something like what Happenstance said

    move to the woods with someone you love, spend your days reading and thinking and just appreciating the world to the utmost of your abilities

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    do any of you feel "destined for greatness"

    or an desire/obligation to rise above and beyond

    maybe the belief that you have the potential to give something great to mankind

    "Great" would be setting the bar unrealistically high, but I think I have it in me to write the sort of show that people could really get into and fanboy-out over. The kinda show that makes a certain sort of person really fucking obnoxious because they won't stop talking about it.

    I want to write a show that's good enough to draw fans passionate enough to ship it.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    do any of you have a dream that is in no way dependent on the outside world

    like

    maybe the desire to do something like what Happenstance said

    move to the woods with someone you love, spend your days reading and thinking and just appreciating the world to the utmost of your abilities
    had that feeling before but now i would rather indulge a different type of isolation

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2011
    redhead wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    i was gonna put more effort into that but then I remembered it was a maths joke

    i started typing orik's joke and then i refreshed and he had already made it and then i was gonna write something clever about that but i saw you had posted and figured you had done it for me already and i was right and then i wrote this post hope you liked it

    i liked it

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sometimes my dream is to move into the woods, build myself a cabin, and never have to bother with the outside world again.

    That's just a fantasy primarily.

    yeah i think about this sometimes too

    it's sort of my retirement plan

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    do any of you feel "destined for greatness"

    or an desire/obligation to rise above and beyond

    maybe the belief that you have the potential to give something great to mankind

    "Great" would be setting the bar unrealistically high, but I think I have it in me to write the sort of show that people could really get into and fanboy-out over. The kinda show that makes a certain sort of person really fucking obnoxious because they won't stop talking about it.

    I want to write a show that's good enough to draw fans passionate enough to ship it.

    you wanna be shipped? I know a guy

    (the guy is me)

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Your posts are consistently hilarious and/or entertaining Pooro, I think a lot of people would enjoy long-form versions

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