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Astronauts get arrested too?

Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html


tl;dr: a female astronaut drove 1000 miles to go beat down a chick who she THOUGHT was fucking the man she was having an affair with and got locked up.


Honestly, this is the first time i've heard of an astronaut getting arrested. Is this the first?

Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Note the diapers.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    her dude was probably balling the girl

    long distance relationships are hard

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If only these was a funny or off-the-wall news agency on the internets where all these stories were linked and it had funny tags to go with them.

    I'll call it Fark.com

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    astronaut's are people too. slutty people, apparently.

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  • WembleyWembley Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There's not that many astronauts. It wouldn't be that surprising if this were the first. Besides a small sample size, astronauts also tend to be some of the best and the brightest. People that try hard to get somewhere like that tend not to do something dumb to screw it up. Except for this lady, of course. She is clearly insane.

    Edit: Alternate response - Why didn't she just take a shuttle? It would've been faster.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    If only these was a funny or off-the-wall news agency on the internets where all these stories were linked and it had funny tags to go with them.

    I'll call it Fark.com

    I tried to register it man, it's taken. I can't imagine by what.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    Note the diapers.

    Her MacGyver list of tools and equipment was pretty impressive.

    Rubber tubing
    metal mallet
    knife
    600 bucks
    wig
    diapers
    trenchcoat

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bail is set at eleventy billion dollars because she is a flight risk.


    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote:
    bail is set at eleventy billion dollars because she is a flight risk.


    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

    She could go hide on the moon. Let's see you get your bail bond now fuckers!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But the moon is a jail. Except with no oxygen.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
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    Totally not worth murder.

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  • ronayersronayers Never enough time to play. Waltham, MARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    Note the diapers.

    Her MacGyver list of tools and equipment was pretty impressive.

    Rubber tubing
    metal mallet
    knife
    600 bucks
    wig
    diapers
    trenchcoat

    Don't forget the pepper spray and the BB gun. Apparently it was the pepper spray to the face that convinced the victim to flee.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote:
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    Totally not worth murder.


    but....but....he's an ASTRONAUT!!!

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Astronaut sex is out of this world.


    haahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Astronauts do it upside down

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ronayers wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    redimpulse wrote:
    Note the diapers.

    Her MacGyver list of tools and equipment was pretty impressive.

    Rubber tubing
    metal mallet
    knife
    600 bucks
    wig
    diapers
    trenchcoat

    Don't forget the pepper spray and the BB gun. Apparently it was the pepper spray to the face that convinced the victim to flee.

    And the large trash bags.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There's probably some tasteless joke coming up involving space shuttles exploding and how it prevents this kind of shit happening.

    I'm pretty sure most people would find it bad, but I think it will be strangely, if not morbidly, funny.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
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    She's not that bad looking.

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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote:
    Astronaut sex is out of this world.


    haahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    ba dum psh

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote:
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    She's not that bad looking.

    She's got 80's hair.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    If only these was a funny or off-the-wall news agency on the internets where all these stories were linked and it had funny tags to go with them.

    I'll call it Fark.com

    If only I could subscribe to news feeds and hear about these things without having to rely on other people to tell me about them...

    Oh wait, I do.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote:
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    She's not that bad looking.

    Did you see the mug shot?

    More like Astronutz

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Slagmire wrote:
    Leli wrote:
    300px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg

    She's not that bad looking.

    She's got 80's hair.

    Thats because all astronauts are from 1986.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Mug shots make everyone look ugly

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote:
    Astronaut sex is out of this world.


    haahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    stop that

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote:
    Mug shots make everyone look ugly

    It's not ugly. It's crazy. Her eyes have the crazy in them in that photo.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did you guys hear the joke about the Space Shuttle Challenger?

    73 seconds into its flight after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed. The seal failure caused a flame leak from the solid rocket booster, which impinged upon the adjacent external fuel tank. Within seconds, the flame caused structural failure of the external tank, and aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter. The shuttle was destroyed and all seven crew members were killed.



    LOL.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Leli wrote:
    300px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg

    She's not that bad looking.

    Did you see the mug shot?

    More like Astronutz

    'Yeah, why don't you take your spacesuit off... and... I like it with the helmet on'

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You know what.

    It's really hard to stay pretty in space, and have enough time to see if monkeys are affected differently by water in orbit.

    All the lipstick flying around...shit.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wasn't this an episode of Monk?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote:
    Did you guys hear the joke about the Space Shuttle Challenger?

    73 seconds into its flight after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed. The seal failure caused a flame leak from the solid rocket booster, which impinged upon the adjacent external fuel tank. Within seconds, the flame caused structural failure of the external tank, and aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter. The shuttle was destroyed and all seven crew members were killed.



    LOL.

    NASA...more like Need Another Seven Astronauts

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Zephos wrote:
    Did you guys hear the joke about the Space Shuttle Challenger?

    73 seconds into its flight after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed. The seal failure caused a flame leak from the solid rocket booster, which impinged upon the adjacent external fuel tank. Within seconds, the flame caused structural failure of the external tank, and aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter. The shuttle was destroyed and all seven crew members were killed.



    LOL.

    NASA...more like Need Another Seven Astronauts

    HA HA HA HA! HUNTER DELIVERS! :lol:

    Zephos... not so much.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    women drivers

    m i rite fellas

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    women drivers

    m i rite fellas

    What are they doing out of the kitchen?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SmokingGun wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    women drivers

    m i rite fellas

    What are they doing out of the kitchen?

    Groceries, duder

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SmokingGun wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    women drivers

    m i rite fellas

    What are they doing out of the kitchen?

    driving badly

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    SmokingGun wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    women drivers

    m i rite fellas

    What are they doing out of the kitchen?

    driving badly

    :lol:

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    How did the woman astronaut get pregnant?

    her boyfriend broke the o ring upon re-entry.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zephos wrote:
    How did the woman astronaut get pregnant?

    her boyfriend broke the o ring upon re-entry.

    Get out.

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