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Astronauts get arrested too?

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So...first off...she kinda looks like the mom in Terminator 2, in her mugshot. Second, the diaper kinda makes sense....she's used to using the bathroom in her space suit, and also if she doesn't make restroom stop it makes the trip shorter...

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  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    So I just turned on MoodPad and Pressure Graph for my touchpad. Apparently I almost exclusively use the top left corner of it. And I have difficulty applying enough pressure (with one finger) to even break the halfway point. This is eerie and fun.

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote:
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    She's not that bad looking.

    Love and meth does crazy things to your looks...

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well yeah, she's not smiling in the right one

    look at her

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    Note the diapers.

    I'm linking this instead.

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  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    She looks like a busdriver in the second one.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Well yeah, she's not smiling in the right one

    look at her

    How would you look after 900 miles worth of driving in a soiled diaper only to realize that this might not of been such a good idea after all?

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote:
    300px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg

    She's not that bad looking.

    Love and meth does crazy things to your looks...

    2007_02_06t082348_450x321_us_usa_astronauts.jpg

    bamford_2005_med_01-150w.jpg

    !

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote:
    300px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg

    She's not that bad looking.

    Love and meth does crazy things to your looks...

    2007_02_06t082348_450x321_us_usa_astronauts.jpg

    http://www.mariabamford.com/images/bamford_2005_med_01-150w.jpg

    !

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Thats because all astronauts are from 1986.

    I'm going to be an astronaut?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    Thats because all astronauts are from 1986.

    I'm going to be an astronaut?

    fuck I'm too old by a year

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  • hansmolemanhansmoleman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    Thats because all astronauts are from 1986.

    I'm going to be an astronaut?

    fuck I'm too old by a year

    I'm two years off... my dreams... they are shattered

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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i just love all the work she has done to get in as an astronaut only to throw it all away for some married dude she was cheating with. the diaper just shows how fully in stalker mode she is.. if i were the authorities i would not even be angry i would just be impressed

    Axim on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey, now I get to use "crazy space bitch" in context.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hah, right as I loaded the SE index and read this thread title, the story came on the local news. Wacky.

    Sheri on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    "Inside the car, police found ...diapers that Nowak said she wore to reduce stops along the highway..."




    the hell? Really? Wow, she must have really wanted to kill this chick and in a hurry.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think I would prefer the extra few minutes travel time over driving whilst sitting in my own poop.

    I mean imagine it.

    Mushing around down there.

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    She is an astronaut, so I guess wearing diapers for a protracted period of time is probably bread and butter to her. I just hope she changed them when they were soiled, otherwise nappyrash is inevitable.

    Someone post that pic with the babyfurs and the oatmeal.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SmokingGun wrote:
    She is an astronaut, so I guess wearing diapers for a protracted period of time is probably bread and butter to her. I just hope she changed them when they were soiled, otherwise nappyrash is inevitable.

    Someone post that pic with the babyfurs and the oatmeal.

    There is a massive horsecock in that picture.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We don't need no astronauts driving through our neighborhoods in their moon buggies at all hours of the night playing that theme to 2001 on there cosmoblasters real loud... Astronazis!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hell, just last Fall an astronaut moved into our town, and simultaneously all the leaves starting falling off all our trees.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    they are mentioning this all over ESPN

    why

    why are they doing that

    it was on freaking Around the Horn

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

    look you can't just make up stupid terms like that and pretend they're real
    it's against the law

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Hah, right as I loaded the SE index and read this thread title, the story came on the local news. Wacky.

    I know, right? Cuz, like, what are the odds that a public outlet like the news and a public outlet like a heavily-trafficked public forum would both be talking about the same thing?

    hehe :P

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We don't need no moon cheese baby!

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wonder if there was any drama on the space shuttle she was aboard.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

    look you can't just make up stupid terms like that and pretend they're real
    it's against the law

    I'm telling you man, it's all over furry erotica sites.

    Edit: Not that I go to such sites. Because I don't. Ever.

    Metzger Meister on
  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If he's a real American human, then he'll eat this here American cheese burger!

    Unless, of course, your stomach serves as an incubator for an alien fetus.


    Or its filled with Anti-matter.

    Widepath on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

    look you can't just make up stupid terms like that and pretend they're real
    it's against the law

    I'm telling you man, it's all over furry erotica sites.

    Edit: Not that I go to such sites. Because I don't. Ever.

    furries don't get to contribute to vocabulary any more than they get to marry or vote

    Lord Dave on
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  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

    look you can't just make up stupid terms like that and pretend they're real
    it's against the law

    I'm telling you man, it's all over furry erotica sites.

    Edit: Not that I go to such sites. Because I don't. Ever.

    furries don't get to contribute to vocabulary any more than they get to marry or vote

    Lord Dave this isn't the future yet. Furries are still allowed to marry and vote.

    Wikipedia on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I wonder if they fuck in space

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I could only imagine the amount of awesome in zero-G sex.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

    look you can't just make up stupid terms like that and pretend they're real
    it's against the law

    I'm telling you man, it's all over furry erotica sites.

    Edit: Not that I go to such sites. Because I don't. Ever.

    furries don't get to contribute to vocabulary any more than they get to marry or vote

    Lord Dave this isn't the future yet. Furries are still allowed to marry and vote.

    this stupid country

    Lord Dave on
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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    redimpulse wrote:
    I could only imagine the amount of awesome in zero-G sex.

    wasn't there an ignoble about that?

    Also, just obscure the cock.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

    look you can't just make up stupid terms like that and pretend they're real
    it's against the law

    I'm telling you man, it's all over furry erotica sites.

    Edit: Not that I go to such sites. Because I don't. Ever.

    furries don't get to contribute to vocabulary any more than they get to marry or vote

    Lord Dave this isn't the future yet. Furries are still allowed to marry and vote.
    I need the furry standing in front of a rainbow flag crying, STAT!

    Metzger Meister on
  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Lord Dave wrote:
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    So... you ARE aware that docking is a gay kinda deal? It's the insertion of one penis into another penis. :|




    Which makes docking procedure joke even funnier.

    look you can't just make up stupid terms like that and pretend they're real
    it's against the law

    I'm telling you man, it's all over furry erotica sites.

    Edit: Not that I go to such sites. Because I don't. Ever.

    furries don't get to contribute to vocabulary any more than they get to marry or vote

    Lord Dave this isn't the future yet. Furries are still allowed to marry and vote.

    this stupid country

    Don't worry, they'll see soon enough. We don't have much longer left before it's all banned.

    Wikipedia on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Staleghoti wrote:
    I wonder if they fuck in space

    long-distance cumshots!

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    Staleghoti wrote:
    I wonder if they fuck in space

    long-distance cumshots!

    Bukkake would probably get even sloppier then usual.

    EDIT: Bad grammar/English skills there.

    Slagmire on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Splort splort

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