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Astronauts get arrested too?

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  • TehChowdTehChowd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Does anyone know what the rubber tubes were for? Were they meant to be restraints or something?

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  • MendozaMendoza Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SmokingGun wrote:
    I could only imagine the amount of awesome in zero-G sex.

    but the cleanup

    Mendoza on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This is clearly a case of space madness.

    bsjezz on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hitting your head on something in normal sex is risky enough, I can only imagine how much of a problem it must be in zero-g. Also, space stations are very fragile. Think about it.

    Zero G Sex...it's just not worth it.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Most astronauts are totally jerks. Some are super cool though. I guess Super Fighter Pilots w/ doctorates have earned the right to be cocky and self assured. Bastards.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hitting your head on something in normal sex is risky enough, I can only imagine how much of a problem it must be in zero-g. Also, space stations are very fragile. Think about it.

    Zero G Sex...it's just not worth it.

    The term Zero G sex is so misleading.

    If anything it would be much easier to hit the G whilst weightless.

    As7 on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tiger_ArmyGTR is a totally awesome guy and not at all lame or stupid

    Redeemer on
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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Tiger_ArmyGTR is a totally awesome guy and not at all lame or stupid

    Oh Deemy.....do you really mean it?

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Tiger_ArmyGTR is a totally awesome guy and not at all lame or stupid
    so who is he holding hostage?

    Kadith on
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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Tiger_ArmyGTR is a totally awesome guy and not at all lame or stupid
    so who is he holding hostage?

    Redeemers....heart.

    [spoiler:df441c62a6] :winky:[/spoiler:df441c62a6]

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Tiger_ArmyGTR is a totally awesome guy and not at all lame or stupid
    so who is he holding hostage?

    I don't know what you're talking about he's totally great and also handsome

    Redeemer on
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  • hazard18hazard18 Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The victim got several strange phone calls in the days leading up to the accident, in which a strange voice said "one of these days.......POW RIGHT TO THE MOON!".

    Yeah, I got nothing. :cry:

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  • CodesCodes Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Zephos wrote:
    Did you guys hear the joke about the Space Shuttle Challenger?

    73 seconds into its flight after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed. The seal failure caused a flame leak from the solid rocket booster, which impinged upon the adjacent external fuel tank. Within seconds, the flame caused structural failure of the external tank, and aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter. The shuttle was destroyed and all seven crew members were killed.



    LOL.

    NASA...more like Need Another Seven Astronauts

    Thats what they want you to think happened. In reality women can't go into space or they will explode.

    All the women you think have gone into space since are either men dressed as women or robots.

    Codes on
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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Codes wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Zephos wrote:
    Did you guys hear the joke about the Space Shuttle Challenger?

    73 seconds into its flight after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed. The seal failure caused a flame leak from the solid rocket booster, which impinged upon the adjacent external fuel tank. Within seconds, the flame caused structural failure of the external tank, and aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter. The shuttle was destroyed and all seven crew members were killed.



    LOL.

    NASA...more like Need Another Seven Astronauts

    Thats what they want you to think happened. In reality women can't go into space or they will explode.

    All the women you think have gone into space since are either men dressed as women or robots.

    That's just silly....you can't have Zero G sex with a robot....your cum would get into its circuits and it would break...

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Codes wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Zephos wrote:
    Did you guys hear the joke about the Space Shuttle Challenger?

    73 seconds into its flight after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed. The seal failure caused a flame leak from the solid rocket booster, which impinged upon the adjacent external fuel tank. Within seconds, the flame caused structural failure of the external tank, and aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter. The shuttle was destroyed and all seven crew members were killed.



    LOL.

    NASA...more like Need Another Seven Astronauts

    Thats what they want you to think happened. In reality women can't go into space or they will explode.

    All the women you think have gone into space since are either men dressed as women or robots.

    That's just silly....you can't have Zero G sex with a robot....your cum would get into its circuits and it would break...

    alien_05.jpg

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Codes wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Zephos wrote:
    Did you guys hear the joke about the Space Shuttle Challenger?

    73 seconds into its flight after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed. The seal failure caused a flame leak from the solid rocket booster, which impinged upon the adjacent external fuel tank. Within seconds, the flame caused structural failure of the external tank, and aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter. The shuttle was destroyed and all seven crew members were killed.



    LOL.


    NASA...more like Need Another Seven Astronauts

    Thats what they want you to think happened. In reality women can't go into space or they will explode.

    All the women you think have gone into space since are either men dressed as women or robots.

    That's just silly....you can't have Zero G sex with a robot....your cum would get into its circuits and it would break...

    alien_05.jpg


    YES!

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • Oberon311Oberon311 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    Now, maybe its just my penchant for insane chicks talking here, but I find the whole "Oops, I maced a ho in the face and tried to kill her with a mallet, what're ya gonna do?" look pretty hot.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oberon311 wrote:
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    Now, maybe its just my penchant for insane chicks talking here, but I find the whole "Oops, I maced a ho in the face and tried to kill her with a mallet, what're ya gonna do?" look pretty hot.

    You make an interesting point here sir. She's got street cred. PLUS she has been to outer space...that increases her sexiness by a factor of 5....plus she has been saturated with cosmic rays most likely....so she may have super powers!!!

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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    After some soul-searching, I've realized that I would probably have sex with, nay, fuck an astronaut regardless of their looks or personality. I'd just like to say I scored some trim that's been to space, even though I'm not normally the type of gentleman to talk about my conquests or use the phrase "scored some trim". It would be like having sex with a super-hero. You'd feel like it was YOU who walked on the moon. I bet a significantly small number of people on this planet have managed to have sex with an astronaut, even when you factor in cosmonauts.

    Even if I had to constantly dodge mace and flying hammers and BB pellets I'd do it for the novelty. I mean, how many chances are you going to get to do something like that?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would have sex with a lot of superheroes

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    After some soul-searching, I've realized that I would probably have sex with, nay, fuck an astronaut regardless of their looks or personality. I'd just like to say I scored some trim that's been to space, even though I'm not normally the type of gentleman to talk about my conquests or use the phrase "scored some trim". It would be like having sex with a super-hero. You'd feel like it was YOU who walked on the moon. I bet a significantly small number of people on this planet have managed to have sex with an astronaut, even when you factor in cosmonauts.

    Even if I had to constantly dodge mace and flying hammers and BB pellets I'd do it for the novelty. I mean, how many chances are you going to get to do something like that?

    plus if you date a female astronaut (or a male one) no matter what you argued about you could be all like " You may have been to space, but it is YOU who sucks MY dick!!!"

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    After some soul-searching, I've realized that I would probably have sex with, nay, fuck an astronaut regardless of their looks or personality. I'd just like to say I scored some trim that's been to space, even though I'm not normally the type of gentleman to talk about my conquests or use the phrase "scored some trim". It would be like having sex with a super-hero. You'd feel like it was YOU who walked on the moon. I bet a significantly small number of people on this planet have managed to have sex with an astronaut, even when you factor in cosmonauts.

    Even if I had to constantly dodge mace and flying hammers and BB pellets I'd do it for the novelty. I mean, how many chances are you going to get to do something like that?

    plus if you date a female astronaut (or a male one) no matter what you argued about you could be all like " You may have been to space, but it is YOU who sucks MY dick!!!"
    I have a strong urge to place a personals ad seeking female nonsmoker astronaut. At the very least I'll meet some ladies with a sense of humor, at most I can expect to reenact the moon landing in my bedroom.


    ... wait that sounds like I'd be nailing a fat chick.


    Okay how about we replace that with "I'll be launching my own Apollo mission later that night."


    Yeah, that's the ticket.

    TankHammer on
  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    After some soul-searching, I've realized that I would probably have sex with, nay, fuck an astronaut regardless of their looks or personality. I'd just like to say I scored some trim that's been to space, even though I'm not normally the type of gentleman to talk about my conquests or use the phrase "scored some trim". It would be like having sex with a super-hero. You'd feel like it was YOU who walked on the moon. I bet a significantly small number of people on this planet have managed to have sex with an astronaut, even when you factor in cosmonauts.

    Even if I had to constantly dodge mace and flying hammers and BB pellets I'd do it for the novelty. I mean, how many chances are you going to get to do something like that?

    plus if you date a female astronaut (or a male one) no matter what you argued about you could be all like " You may have been to space, but it is YOU who sucks MY dick!!!"
    I have a strong urge to place a personals ad seeking female nonsmoker astronaut. At the very least I'll meet some ladies with a sense of humor, at most I can expect to reenact the moon landing in my bedroom.


    ... wait that sounds like I'd be nailing a fat chick.


    Okay how about we replace that with "I'll be launching my own Apollo mission later that night."


    Yeah, that's the ticket.

    nah the moon landing one works... she'll be Eagle one setting down on your surface.... :winky: you can plant your flag in her eh?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hereby predict the next big fetish thing to hit the world will not be bikers, cowboys, furries or anything like that, but astronauts. Wearing expensive, heavy bodysuits and helmets, licking freeze-dried chocolate off the heat-shielded crotch of your space-lover.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hereby predict the next big fetish thing to hit the world will not be bikers, cowboys, furries or anything like that, but astronauts. Wearing expensive, heavy bodysuits and helmets, licking freeze-dried chocolate off the heat-shielded crotch of your space-lover.

    I fully endorse this idea....you have my sword....i mean plasma blaster.

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay how about we replace that with "I'll be launching my own Apollo mission later that night."


    Yeah, that's the ticket.
    Yeah, that's much better.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    I would have sex with a lot of superheroes

    There are some superheroes I feel are solely meant to be the object of nerdy fantasdy. Vampirella is one of these. Supergirl is too kinda. :?

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  • locomotivemanlocomotiveman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maxima as well.

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    aquabat wrote:
    I actually worked at work on Saturday. Also I went out on a date with a real life girl.


    Can you like, permanently break the forums?
  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    She hulk too, if you're into that sort of thing.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't really think of any others, as I'm not really into comic books very much... also, a lot of male superheroes are unnatractive. :|

    I just GISed She-Hulk... D:

    Edit: Wow, Pat Carlucci is a creepy bastard. Here I am, GISing She-hulk, and I see some NSFW shit... so, obviously I click, my curiosity piqued. Low and behold, this guy has drawn pics of not only Sally and Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas, but of a rather grown-up version of Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. This guy needs to gtfo of the gene pool.

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  • Oberon311Oberon311 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DarkHawke wrote:
    She hulk too, if you're into that sort of thing.

    Is it legal for a straight man to not be in to that sort of thing?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    " hey Baby, let's initiate docking procedures. :winky:

    space docking


    The act of defecating directly into a woman's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

    "Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oberon311 wrote:
    DarkHawke wrote:
    She hulk too, if you're into that sort of thing.

    Is it legal for a straight man to not be in to that sort of thing?

    If you look at the Sensational She-hulk line from the nineties, sure, she was hot even if she had green skin (it was a great series too. Very tongue in cheek, broke the fourth wall all the damn time. John Byrne stuff). But a lot of the stuff you see via GIS is very much... um... bodybuilder-y stuff. Y'know. A little too testosterone-filled for me.

    DarkHawke on
  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oberon311 wrote:
    DarkHawke wrote:
    She hulk too, if you're into that sort of thing.

    Is it legal for a straight man to not be in to that sort of thing?

    Hey Oberon.....wanna go get some mexican food from Ro-berto Burble?

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • Oberon311Oberon311 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Boy, do I!?!
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    Oberon311 on
    Cap's dead. I'm with Ares.
  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oberon311 wrote:
    Boy, do I!?!
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    Oberon, you are the only reason Redeemer isn't at the top of the "Dudes I Would TOTALLY Bone" list.....Don't fuck it up.

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This chick is married... Where the fuck was the dude?

    This story never should have happened, because it should have been preceded by this story:

    "ASTRONAUT MURDER!

    The husband of an astronaut murdered a colleague of hers with a sponge and a knitting needle. More on page 2."

    misbehavin on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hereby predict the next big fetish thing to hit the world will not be bikers, cowboys, furries or anything like that, but astronauts. Wearing expensive, heavy bodysuits and helmets, licking freeze-dried chocolate off the heat-shielded crotch of your space-lover.

    You forgot the best part man

    diapers

    Oden on
  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oden wrote:
    I hereby predict the next big fetish thing to hit the world will not be bikers, cowboys, furries or anything like that, but astronauts. Wearing expensive, heavy bodysuits and helmets, licking freeze-dried chocolate off the heat-shielded crotch of your space-lover.

    You forgot the best part man

    diapers


    you some kind of baby fur?

















    [spoiler:daee69683b] please to be maek Orca Stacks for me? [/spoiler:daee69683b]

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    After some soul-searching, I've realized that I would probably have sex with, nay, fuck an astronaut regardless of their looks or personality. I'd just like to say I scored some trim that's been to space, even though I'm not normally the type of gentleman to talk about my conquests or use the phrase "scored some trim". It would be like having sex with a super-hero. You'd feel like it was YOU who walked on the moon. I bet a significantly small number of people on this planet have managed to have sex with an astronaut, even when you factor in cosmonauts.

    Even if I had to constantly dodge mace and flying hammers and BB pellets I'd do it for the novelty. I mean, how many chances are you going to get to do something like that?

    I'm suddenly inspired to become an astronaut.

    misbehavin on
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