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[1000 Ways to Die] Game Stopped!

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    JivesJives Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A swatch of shivs

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    JivesJives Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A parcel of Punjabis

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    A Carton of Cluelessness

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    JivesJives Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    punjabi isn't a weapon, jives.

    it could be!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    A Company of Cutlasses

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Sky wrote: »
    http://www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die

    Interesting little show Spike has.
    They featured a gamer who sat for 60 hours, playing non-stop. When he stood up, the blood in his legs had collected and clotted. It rushed to his lungs, filling them with blood, preventing him from being able to breath, and then stopping his heart. He keeled over in his living room.

    *pours one out for a brother*

    SHIRT PLATE

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/e8c0/?pfm=Carousel_20110401_Shirt_Plate_4

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    TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A Sample of Shivs

    A Gaggle of Gauches

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A forum of..

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    MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A drove of leavers

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    darleysam wrote: »
    Since when the hell did "gang of daggers" alliterate?

    Nothing is perfect

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    beefbeef Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A lot of alliteration.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sky I hope you know that that question packs almost as much ridiculousness into one sentence as your entire description of the thing had all those years ago

    A Compacting of Confusions

    also just be a Kindle publisher

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I mean this as constructive criticism, I promise

    "Assload of Axes" is obviously the result of a piss-drunk, miserable man. It should never be re-appropriated or recycled.

    That shit's terrible.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pooro who exactly are you constructively criticizing there

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    YaYa wrote: »
    Pooro who exactly are you constructively criticizing there

    Salvador Dali

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    In a notable 1944 review of Dalí's autobiography, Orwell wrote, "One ought to be able to hold in one's head simultaneously the two facts that Dalí is a good draughtsman and a disgusting human being."

    d a m n

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    When signing autographs for fans, Dalí would always keep their pens.

    seems fair enough though

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Christ almighty

    An obviously silly, non-sequitor joke, immediately followed up with a post about shit anybody who knows Dali knew anyway

    What a vital fucking service you provide

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Indeed you do

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    *brings up a person*

    *gets annoyed when people talk about that person*

    and i know a lil bit about dali but didnt know his political leanings soooooo?

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I went to a Dali art gallery and thought that it was pretty clever of him to work out just how a molten clock would look draped over a branch.

    Then I got bored.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh, I totally admit that I'm projecting from old (in internet years, which is to say, days) shit and being a petulant internet dude. It is absolutely what's happening here.

    Still miffed about the dichotomy of "Make light of something personal to me, you're an asshole/I make light of something personal to you, you get upset, you're still the asshole"

    I just don't get how somebody can be troubled by folks taking the internet seriously when they constantly encourage people to take it seriously.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    stop getting mad about forum posts

    >B(

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I took it to PMs, not to worry

    I ain't gonna parade my shit around more than I already have. Shouldn'ta done as much as I did.

    My apologies, errybody.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Don't sweat it pooro, you're a good dude.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah no worries Pooro

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    SkySky Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I mean this as constructive criticism, I promise

    "Assload of Axes" is obviously the result of a piss-drunk, miserable man. It should never be re-appropriated or recycled.

    That shit's terrible.
    Non-sense.

    Out of all the lameness people have written, that is gold, my good man.

    Hell, "Assload of Axes" should be picked up by Gabe and Tycho and made into a new mini-series comic project.

    *gets a vision of a character similar to Danny Trejo's character in "Desperado."*

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sky you should watch The Wire and then base large chunks of Gang of Daggers on that

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    did someone say "a caucus of katanas?"

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A platoon of pole-axes

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A Gang of Yorks
    A Gang of Chains
    A Gang of Rapes, by Tasha Yar

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    aahhahaha

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    SkySky Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    At a party the other night:

    Me: "It's a neat show. Some amazing deaths."
    Random man: "I used to watch that show a lot. I even let my kid watch it, but had to stop. Some of the deaths and scenarios were...."
    My girlfriend: "Yeah. It can be hard to explain how a lesbian chokes to death on candy underwear to your five year old."

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    what the fuck are you talking about

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    YaYa wrote: »
    what the fuck are you talking about

    The show, 1000 Ways To Die.

    I was hoping it meant I missed some good ST: TNG episodes.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    this is a fun thread

    a quagmire of khukris

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I read till the third page and skipped to the last thinking "There's no way they can still be going with the group/weapons bit."

    I was wrong.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A Parliment of Paring Knives

    A Stack of Stilettoes

    A Boondoggle of Bayonets

    #pipe on
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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    a couple of butter knives

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A Murder of Mangonels

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