JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
edited April 2011
It sounds like Fart is a cool dude in person but he has real issues with comporting himself correctly on a forum and I hope, wherever he is, that he takes those lessons to heart.
So I have slept tenish hours or so in the last 96 hours becase I had so much work to do. Been a crazy week. Helped my best friend move across country, partied a bit, and formed a new side project for myself with another friend. It's going to be like a artsy modular noise rock meets 80's new romantic synth pop band. Should be fun! He uploaded a video of something patch I drew up.
Ah, there seriously needs to be a something continuing the Advent Rising story.
A bloody civil war is ending. You and your brother are much beloved heroes. A large ship appears in orbit one day, and you are tapped to provide an escort for your ambassador. A few minutes after the meeting with these creatures, a (different) group of aliens warps in with a largish armada, and begin killing people (mostly) indiscriminately. After fighting your way to, across, and finally finding a way off your home planet, you end up in the company of the helpful aliens.
These aliens teach you to harness your latent psionic abilities. Levitation, for example. Also: energy shields, various projectiles, and (my personal favorite) [strike]Force Push[/strike] Surge. As you near safe harbor, you are ambushed by a warship that tears your boat to shreds.
Feeling suicidal, you board the ship, and begin tearing your way across it, trying to bring it down from the inside. This accomplished, you realize destroying the ship might have been a bit of a bad idea - you are now several miles in the sky of a foreign world, nothing but sea below you and the vessel you just left is also exploding.
You continue to trek across the world, and eventually lead a small resistance group that intends to destroy an FTL communication device, called the ansible. Its destruction assured, you are captured and must escape. Simple matter - they didn't take your fists, so you knock the jailer down, and bid farewell to your captors. Having rallied the majority of the armies to the same banner, you enter a volcano and destroy the base therein.
Finally, after resting up and regaining some measure of sanity, you board another vessel to appear before the Galactic Senate. You accuse your enemies of genocide on a galactic scale, and specifically of leveling your homeworld via the medium of mass-driver propelled asteroids. A new alien appears, calling itself Human, and absolves the genocidal aliens. It then proceeds to try to kill you. After a longish fight, you generate a tiny black hole and stuff the alien into it.
oops. This creates a small wormhole / rift in space and sucks you in. You end up in a frozen wasteland, and nearly freeze to death when a mysterious benefactor appears and saves you.
TO BE CONTINUED not
Just finished the game again. It is so rough around the edges, but such a jewel when things go smoothly.
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Aemilius. Ege's alt is another guy.
Well, his known alts anyway. He really seems like the type to keep coming back (and has a proven track record of doing so).
also are you kidding me that I lost my post in Critical Failures a second time
Feral that bday is a lie.
I overthrew the dominant mod paradigm 8-)
I'll have to see that when I get home then. Phooey.
Feral - That video was cute.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Totally not my real birth date.
it's lady gaga's birth date
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I am deeply saddened that no one made a joke using this:
That birthday is a lie.
Face Twit Rav Gram
googling tossed this up
i'm lolling
I'm kind of having one of those nights and I need to distract myself and this seems like a fantastic way to do so.
Pretty sure you are not.
Face Twit Rav Gram
That's okay, I still think he's a douchebag.
what is that
. . .
*strums and moans for 30 minutes*
what on earth am I doing with my life
Congratulations.
Face Twit Rav Gram
what's that
I'm no one?
Well, that explains some things.
Slutwalk?
Face Twit Rav Gram
eerie!
well, i think he's allowed back on the boards and will be [chat]ting
so this is probably inappropriate talk
Floozysprint
I'd play LoL with you Cass but I'm stuck in a WoW raid tonight.
not listening to my as-of-yet unreleased modular madness band
but you will
oh you will
class act
Is he still banned?
These aliens teach you to harness your latent psionic abilities. Levitation, for example. Also: energy shields, various projectiles, and (my personal favorite) [strike]Force Push[/strike] Surge. As you near safe harbor, you are ambushed by a warship that tears your boat to shreds.
Feeling suicidal, you board the ship, and begin tearing your way across it, trying to bring it down from the inside. This accomplished, you realize destroying the ship might have been a bit of a bad idea - you are now several miles in the sky of a foreign world, nothing but sea below you and the vessel you just left is also exploding.
You continue to trek across the world, and eventually lead a small resistance group that intends to destroy an FTL communication device, called the ansible. Its destruction assured, you are captured and must escape. Simple matter - they didn't take your fists, so you knock the jailer down, and bid farewell to your captors. Having rallied the majority of the armies to the same banner, you enter a volcano and destroy the base therein.
Finally, after resting up and regaining some measure of sanity, you board another vessel to appear before the Galactic Senate. You accuse your enemies of genocide on a galactic scale, and specifically of leveling your homeworld via the medium of mass-driver propelled asteroids. A new alien appears, calling itself Human, and absolves the genocidal aliens. It then proceeds to try to kill you. After a longish fight, you generate a tiny black hole and stuff the alien into it.
oops. This creates a small wormhole / rift in space and sucks you in. You end up in a frozen wasteland, and nearly freeze to death when a mysterious benefactor appears and saves you.
TO BE CONTINUED
not
Just finished the game again. It is so rough around the edges, but such a jewel when things go smoothly.