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Fuck conversion factors.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ha, i figured it out. I was just being an idiot with my math. Yay!


    Was it the same answer everyone here already gave you?

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Ha, i figured it out. I was just being an idiot with my math. Yay!


    Was it the same answer everyone here already gave you?
    Yeah it was, so im good to go.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you americans should stop using gay jew units

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the harbor is 13 jewfags from the grocery store

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i love you kovak

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Lord.

    Writer's Block asshattery hereby comes in Masturbarons.

    SE++ cocksuckery can be meaasured in Dicksons.

    1 Masturbaron = 100,000 Dicksons.

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  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Yeah but I alone suck about 100,000 cocks in a day so I mean seriously.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What do we measure G+T in?

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weight / neckbeard length ^ (mouthbreaths/min)


    science!

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Weretaco wrote:
    Weight / neckbeard length ^ (mouthbreaths/min)


    science!
    TECHNOLOGY!

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Weretaco wrote:
    Weight / neckbeard length ^ (mouthbreaths/min)


    science!
    TECHNOLOGY!

    why aren't you writing?


    Ps hey y'all

    god this is my second last day at work and I'm procrastinating harder than ever.

    my procrastitude is off the scale

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I remember when my chem teacher tore Fahrenheit scale a new asshole for about 3 minutes. He was cussing and everything.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote:
    I remember when my chem teacher tore Fahrenheit scale a new asshole for about 3 minutes. He was cussing and everything.
    Mine did that too

    now imagine a man that looks exactly like Tycho doing this

    it was awesome

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote:
    I remember when my chem teacher tore Fahrenheit scale a new asshole for about 3 minutes. He was cussing and everything.
    Mine did that too

    now imagine a man that looks exactly like Tycho doing this

    it was awesome

    If he used a great deal of verbiage, that would have made a great video.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    bsjezz wrote:
    why aren't you writing?

    I'm sorry, do you mean the 1843 words I already did today on my next mss? Or do you want me to edit one of the first drafts I've already completed in the last 5 months? Shut the fuck up, fag.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant if you just want to write posts, that's enough for me.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    J. Grant if you just want to write posts, that's enough for me.

    Are you making a double entendre?
    :winky:

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I.

    I dunno.


    yes.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I.

    I dunno.


    yes.
    DEER ADMINS PLS LOCK AND CHATLOG THIS KTHX JGRANT

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  • h3nduh3ndu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so...

    is NTDOY.PK the true nintendo stock, or is it NTDOF.PK?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    bsjezz wrote:
    why aren't you writing?

    I'm sorry, do you mean the 1843 words I already did today on my next mss? Or do you want me to edit one of the first drafts I've already completed in the last 5 months? Shut the fuck up, fag.

    A thousand words? zomg that's heaps

    i constrain all my stories to a paragraph.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    bsjezz wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    bsjezz wrote:
    why aren't you writing?

    I'm sorry, do you mean the 1843 words I already did today on my next mss? Or do you want me to edit one of the first drafts I've already completed in the last 5 months? Shut the fuck up, fag.

    A thousand words? zomg that's heaps

    i constrain all my stories to a paragraph.

    ....so you're one of them.

    I'm sure someday you'll understand that real writing, you know, things longer than a Chinese take-out menu, requires a great deal more effort.

    And that was 1843 words written TODAY out of a 66K manuscript.

    Go back to the Writing Block and enjoy your self-aggrandizing handjobs.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    bsjezz wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    bsjezz wrote:
    why aren't you writing?

    I'm sorry, do you mean the 1843 words I already did today on my next mss? Or do you want me to edit one of the first drafts I've already completed in the last 5 months? Shut the fuck up, fag.

    A thousand words? zomg that's heaps

    i constrain all my stories to a paragraph.

    ....so you're one of them.

    I'm sure someday you'll understand that real writing, you know, things longer than a Chinese take-out menu, requires a great deal more effort.

    And that was 1843 words written TODAY out of a 66K manuscript.

    Go back to the Writing Block and enjoy your self-aggrandizing handjobs.

    But you scared everyone away, J.Grant, and I just want some company...

    though I'll admit SE++ loses some of its rough charm when you're not drunk

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    bsjezz wrote:
    But you scared everyone away, J.Grant, and I just want some company...
    What, your sister already went to sleep?
    though I'll admit SE++ loses some of its rough charm when you're not drunk

    You assume, making an ass of U and making me laugh. What makes you think an alcoholic like me is sober?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ooooh burn

    everyone's drunk here. fuck, I'm at work and I'm getting drunk just thinking about this place. and it'll be at least 2 and a half hours until I can actually have a beer

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    bsjezz wrote:
    ooooh burn

    everyone's drunk here. fuck, I'm at work and I'm getting drunk just thinking about this place. and it'll be at least 2 and a half hours until I can actually have a beer

    OK, seriously, dude?

    Go the fuck away.

    I originally checked out the Writer's Block because one of the admins said I should. I warned him that I really hate writing groups, online or otherwise. I checked it out anyway, and for my trouble I got called a Vanity Press author* and told I'm an asshole. Fuckstains who have never published a goddamned thing got to tell me what THEY think of editors, and I got chewed out for being on my best behavior.

    So far you were the most coherent member of that forum, and I still don't fucking like you. WB is still just like any other writing forum: a bunch of half-assed twits looking for praise for their half-assery, with a few talented folks hanging out and beaming under the worship of fucktards. They bring nothing to the table. Nobody there brings anything worth talking about or reading. Once I realized that none of your folk would provide any form of constructive or even interesting interaction, I bailed the fuck out, pausing only to defend myself against idiotic lies.

    So here I am, chilling out in the COCKS, DONGS and DICKS. You go back to where a bunch of amateurs will suck you off for your "wisdom." I'll merely stay safely in my poor, downtrodden experience of selling novels to publishers who give me cash and circulate copies of my work to buyers, and we'll all live happily ever after.

    Seriously, get the fuck off my dick.
    *which, I will state for the record, is patently untrue. Wildside Press and Stonegarden are paying publishers who do NOT print-for-pay, but, in fact, reject anyone they think is not fit for publication AND give you royalties off your sales in brick and mortar stores. Shit, Wildside has Robert Jordan on their roster, for FUCK'S SAKE. They are small publishers, yes, but even they are discerning. I am NOT a goddamned POD author, and I think that was about the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever read.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jesus christ man

    Last I checked I occasionally posted in SE++ and figured I have the right to do so again today. I was lured out of lurking in this thread because you sledged off TWB in here, which you totally have a right to do. but i thought I ought to at least half-heartedly enter into the spirit of argument and defend it

    get over yourself man. this isn't about you. i'm not here because I was pissed about you coming to TWB, I'm here because i like to make post in pretty much all of the PA forums. I'm not exactly a regular in SE++ but I spend time here

    A lot of the dudes in TWB have cracked the shits with you right about now for what was the equivalent of going into G&T and saying computer games are stupid, or going into a christian forum and saying god doesn't exist. you could have kept it to yourself, pm'ed the admin and said 'Not for me, bro.' But instead you had to tell us that what we were doing was a waste of time

    I don't care. i respect you because i understand that you're probably a pretty good writer, and I'm not afraid of questioning whether i spend my time in a valuable way. we all have to some times.

    but you're being a big dick. have a sense of humour. the internet is not serious business, its a place where people come to talk about shit they enjoy. you brought it up again in this thread and I thought i'd take the bait, poke fun at the both of us, and see if you had a sense of humour in your natural environment

    which you obviously do not

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    j grant's funny in a laughing at people around him way, though

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    oh, j. grant

    *frowning emoticon shaking its head*

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    825 (ft^3) = 23 361 398.4 cm^3

    multiply by 10^-6 to convert to metres

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
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