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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Feral, you're definitely doing something weird.

    i'm doing what the game told me to do

    argh

    The game explicitly told you to suck?

    :rolleyes:

    It told me to go hire peoples.

    Okay, so I'm trying to hire peoples.

    But apparently I'm trying to hire the wrong peoples, I should go hire other peoples.

    How I am supposed to know this, I dunno.

    Baby, I'll guide you through me2 nice and slow if you come massage my legs.

    Cinders on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The game kind of points you toward Omega. So most people do the recruitment missions there first.

    Mazzyx on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Baby, I'll guide you through me2 nice and slow if you come massage my legs.

    O... okay....

    On my way

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm going to see Battlefield 1940Los Angeles tonight I will let you know if it is palatable or not in a spoiler free manner of course



    the only april fools joke I did was yesterday I told my good friend that the infection came back and started to spread in my butt abscess. They were going to have to amputate my right butt cheek and I would then have to get implants because with only a left cheek I would lose my balance and fall over constantly.



    She believed it ALL

    she was all ohh my god what did the specialist say? What did your mom say? I was all my mom said APRIL FOOLS BIZZZNOOOTCH


    it was pretty horrible but I cracked myself up.. it was worth it.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It sucks that I will never get to the really meaty parts of Jack's character because I don't play Male Shep.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    that mission's not really advanced

    I usually do it second

    Elendil on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    the only april fools joke I did was yesterday I told my good friend that the infection came back and started to spread in my butt abscess. They were going to have to amputate my right butt cheek and I would then have to get implants because with only a left cheek I would lose my balance and fall over constantly.

    She believed it ALL

    she was all ohh my god what did the specialist say? What did your mom say? I was all my mom said APRIL FOOLS BIZZZNOOOTCH

    Trolololol

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Feral, you remember singing Head Shoulders Knees and Toes when you were a kid?

    Did you find you were always doing the actions a beat behind everyone else and you were proud for being independent and your momma told you you were clever?

    Perhaps these 'headshots' are actually toeshots?

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It sucks that I will never get to the really meaty parts of Jack's character because I don't play Male Shep.

    sexist

    tyrannus on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    you can get whoever you want, that's why the game lets you pick which of the first four or so characters to get first and scales enemies to your level

    the salarian scientist mission is just slightly easier in terms of the types of enemies you face and in the general setup of the encounters, which is partly why everyone tells you that they strongly recommend recruiting him first

    Nerdgasmic on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    you can get whoever you want, that's why the game lets you pick which of the first four or so characters to get first and scales enemies to your level

    the salarian scientist mission is just slightly easier in terms of the types of enemies you face and in the general setup of the encounters, which is partly why everyone tells you that they strongly recommend recruiting him first

    Also because he is awesome.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    that mission's not really advanced

    I usually do it second

    yeah, but you've played through ME2 120 million times


    you and the game aren't even distinct things anymore

    Nerdgasmic on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Feral, you remember singing Head Shoulders Knees and Toes when you were a kid?

    You know, I don't. I encountered that for the first time as an adult. I remember somebody doing it and I was like :?: baroo :?: and they said 'didn't you do that when you were a kid?' then I told them that no I never did that as a kid and they were like :?: baroo :?: and it was just another data point in favor of the idea that my hometown was on another planet.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    wow, remind me to never complain about a video game in chat again

    Powerpuppies on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I am incapable of making a decent black female Shepard.

    Couscous on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    that warlord mission is great because it is like a biotic fiesta

    convenient cliffs to knock people off by the barrelful

    Elendil on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Remember when the roll eyes smiley got removed because everyone was using it to be a jerk

    Sometimes I wonder if a similar fate lies in store for 8-)

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    wow, remind me to never complain about a video game in chat again

    well it was the combat system in ME2 which I think is a special case.

    Good thing I didn't tell them what I was really thinking
    So far I like ME1's combat waaaaay better

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    that's it. we have to execute Feral

    tyrannus on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Couscous wrote: »
    I am incapable of making a decent black female Shepard.

    well, you should stop putting the first name as 'blackula' to start

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Remember when the roll eyes smiley got removed because everyone was using it to be a jerk

    Sometimes I wonder if a similar fate lies in store for 8-)

    they'd basically have to remove all of the smilies

    hth :)

    Nerdgasmic on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    wow, remind me to never complain about a video game in chat again

    well it was the combat system in ME2 which I think is a special case.

    Good thing I didn't tell them what I was really thinking
    So far I like ME1's combat waaaaay better

    I felt the same way too, at first.

    I had to play the game a second time to understand what was so magical about it.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    tyrannus wrote: »
    that's it. we have to execute Feral

    NO!

    he

    he just needs more time


    please, I can make this work

    Nerdgasmic on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    look feral give me the controls

    I'll show you how to do this

    Elendil on
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Feral, you remember singing Head Shoulders Knees and Toes when you were a kid?

    You know, I don't. I encountered that for the first time as an adult. I remember somebody doing it and I was like :?: baroo :?: and they said 'didn't you do that when you were a kid?' then I told them that no I never did that as a kid and they were like :?: baroo :?: and it was just another data point in favor of the idea that my hometown was on another planet.

    You poor poor bastard.

    I do that song almost every day at work. And recently Old McDonald. Wheels on the bus. Bingo. If you're happy and you know it. And some awesome made-for-english-lessons-songs.

    But Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Row Your Boat and Oki Na Kuri No Ki No Shita De are reserved for my own babby.

    Kid's songs are fun.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wheels on the Bus were banned at my school & on the school buses. You'd get in trouble for singing it.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Feral, you are maximizing your Limit Gauge, right? That was one of the bigger changes they made in ME2, it's a pretty huge part of combat

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    we cant execute feral

    who else will laugh at my horrible butt commentary?

    No one thats who!

    we cant assassinate him just yet. lets not assume that he cant be assimilated into a backbone of this communiassty

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Quid on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Feral, you are maximizing your Limit Gauge, right? That was one of the bigger changes they made in ME2, it's a pretty huge part of combat

    Oh, yeah, for sure. I felt Bioware could have made it a bit more obvious, but once you realize how it works, everything clicks together really nicely, especially as a Vanguard.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Feral, you are maximizing your Limit Gauge, right? That was one of the bigger changes they made in ME2, it's a pretty huge part of combat

    No, what's a limit gu---


    ohhhhh yoooooou

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Guys

    the default import story options in ME2 are horrible because

    then people will import saves they've already played

    and not everyone knows about the save nexus

    so they can gain some sales from people buying ME2 and then ME1

    Captain Carrot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    it doesn't help that the character with the best Drive rating isn't recruitable until the last 10th of the game

    Nerdgasmic on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Wheels on the Bus were banned at my school & on the school buses. You'd get in trouble for singing it.

    is this a reference to Pete & Pete

    tyrannus on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I felt the same way too, at first.

    I had to play the game a second time to understand what was so magical about it.

    Whew. I was starting to feel crazy for a minute.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    we should offer him assylum

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Wheels on the Bus were banned at my school & on the school buses. You'd get in trouble for singing it.

    is this a reference to Pete & Pete

    No?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    is it just me or is Pete from Pete and Pete in a Domino's or Pizza Hut or some kind of pizza commercial that's airing right now.



    Man his career really went places.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Wheels on the Bus were banned at my school & on the school buses. You'd get in trouble for singing it.
    how depressing

    just imagining a black and white image of somber children orderly marching onto a bus with barred windows

    Elendil on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    it doesn't help that the character with the best Drive rating isn't recruitable until the last 10th of the game

    I just figured out how to see an enemy's elemental weaknesses.

    Looks like I should have been using electricity instead of fire.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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