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Phall Asylum - GAME OVER - Cannibal Holocaust Ending

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    TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I like Turkson for his vote switch yesterday.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    HeavyVillain wrote: »
    dont let alegis join! before we know it he'll be shackling me to his will..
    It is your destiny!

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    we can't tell who our friends were! even if we look at their faces. that is discouraging.

    they're too quiet. make them talk! make them talk!

    ...

    it's okay. we'll probably be with our friends again soon. as it's written: "on the second day he separated the players alive from lucedes below."

    maybe garroad_ran will come with me? we will go together, down into the earth.

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You got it, Lucedes! I got nothing else to do to this weekend anyway.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i'll follow you into the dark!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    Wait, where did the whole cannibal faction thing come from in the first place? It's not very clear that anyone was eaten at all...I think someone just started talking about cannibals cause that's what crazy people do.
    daniant wrote: »
    Abysmal Lynx wrote: »
    While all of you are insane in one way or another, it appears a large group of psychopaths have formed a gang and begun to pick people off one by one. Rumors of cannibalism abound. You, the survivors are left with one option: Kill them before they kill you.

    Right in the OP.

    Trying to deny the existence of such cannibals seems like it could be a mafia ploy, godmode.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jackisreal wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Wait, where did the whole cannibal faction thing come from in the first place? It's not very clear that anyone was eaten at all...I think someone just started talking about cannibals cause that's what crazy people do.
    daniant wrote: »
    Abysmal Lynx wrote: »
    While all of you are insane in one way or another, it appears a large group of psychopaths have formed a gang and begun to pick people off one by one. Rumors of cannibalism abound. You, the survivors are left with one option: Kill them before they kill you.

    Right in the OP.

    Trying to deny the existence of such cannibals seems like it could be a mafia ploy, godmode.

    Oh, quite the contrary. I was merely asking for reference, which daniant provided. /shrug I guess they just haven't made an appearance yet.

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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    No more salmon? But salmon mondays were the best :(

    I imagine things will pick up a little bit more later tonight when people are home to vote and such. I'm still going to vote Infidel!

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Why is the salmon gone?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Because salmon are a bunch of murderous fucks. They wanted to kill you, me...even the other salmon!

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    O shit ans we all used to eat itthem...does that make us all cannibals?

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The news doesn't even know!
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    Not entertaining, I recommend watching the video with the fuzzy things again.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    but lol on the video doe

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    Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'll go with Void Slayer today, hopefully there'll be some more info when I get up in the morning.

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    anything on him, or is it just a hunch?

    not that ive got anything to offer either.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Turkson's vote switch is a decent enough lead for day 2.

    So, are we thinking the cannibals are the mafia?

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It doesn't appear as though it's been too busy so far today. Looking through the host's posts, I think I can agree on most of the analysis that has been performed so far. Kills being distributed by 1 vote, 1 village vig, 2 mafia, 1 serial killer seems like a reasonable count. One thing I am concerned about is the fact that the Day 1 opening narration cautioned against the presence of "cannibals and orderlies". The way it's phrased, it seems like both of these are groups. It's possible that the serial killer is actually the cannibal group kill, and the orderlies have developed some interesting methods of trying to keep the peace. Asymmetric groups like this are fairly uncommon, but if this is the case, then there are probably only a few orderlies (minor mafia group) and a lot of cannibals (major mafia group). Alternatively, each of the cannibals and orderlies each have a group kill and there's an additional serial killer on the loose.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Capfalcon wrote: »

    So, are we thinking the cannibals are the mafia?
    Well the narration didn't mention anyone having been eaten. Although maybe the missing salmon will cause people to turn to it.

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mr. Blarney may be on to something. Okay, so that implies two mafia groups. That would mean that if we check the vote records there might be two bandwagons that formed. Which there were.

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The SK probably is the cannibal, and the mafia is the more psychotic patients, the village must be the more docile patients. If there is a second mafia, it's probably the orderlies looking to get rid of some problem patients. If the narration is an indication of who killed who, I would believe Spoit is the psychos kill and Zan the orderlies. But this is all guess work until after tonight's results.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    That seems pretty smart one could say too smart. hmmm

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    well, turkson seems likely enough, and he is not me.

    Sop who else should we be looking at as dirty, dirty switchers?

    Besides me. I did not just switch right there.

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jackisreal, on a hunch. Although that may be partially leftover feelings of suspicion from the previous phalla, so don't take this vote too seriously.

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FecklessRogue wrote: »
    Mr. Blarney may be on to something. Okay, so that implies two mafia groups. That would mean that if we check the vote records there might be two bandwagons that formed. Which there were.

    Bandwagons within bandwagons

    Mafiception

    Also who touched my stuff

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Void Slayer! also because he is not me.

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Going with !Turkson for now. Although he wasnt the only guy to vote switch, and it was only day 1 so Im willing to change that if better info comes forward.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    O I see what we are doing here...double bandwagon time...again for TurkeySlayer

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Turk has 4 n Void has 3

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    It doesn't appear as though it's been too busy so far today.

    I guess it might get busier as the game goes on, but I'm starting to feel like this is gonna be played out a lot more via pms than in-thread action. Since there's no information about the dead publicly released, whoever is a special and has that kind of info probably isn't too keen on revealing him/herself by posting a detailed analysis.

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FecklessRogue wrote: »
    Mr. Blarney may be on to something. Okay, so that implies two mafia groups. That would mean that if we check the vote records there might be two bandwagons that formed. Which there were.

    No mafia group would have voted together so early in the game, unless they thought it was really important to save one of their own. Usually I would say "kill the person who came in second" in order to make sure, but... Dunadan died too, so that's kind of a moot point.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I know there isn't much activity hence why I am actually posting as much as I am. That and i am bored, with nothing better to do I am sitting here and going crazy.
    Crazy I was crazy once before and they locked me in a big white room with padded walls and made me watch Toy Story. Toy Story drives me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once before and they locked me in a big white room with padded walls and made me watch Toy Story. Toy Story drives me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once before and they locked me in a big white room with padded walls and made me watch Toy Story. Toy Story drives me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once before and they locked me in a big white room with padded walls and made me watch Toy Story. Toy Story drives me crazy.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    stever777 wrote: »
    I voted for LoserForHireX.

    This is a good point. stever777

    No one votes for me and gets away with it

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kuhlmye because he's my hero for his Futurama quote. But if comics have taught me anything, it's that a hero will always turn into a villain.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Alright because I think he only has one post I am voting for coutts..nothing personal just...you are too quiet

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    couttscoutts Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Acceptable. Although I'm pretty sure everyone has 1 post except you :P

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    LoserForHireX wrote: »
    stever777 wrote: »
    I voted for LoserForHireX.

    This is a good point. stever777

    No one votes for me and gets away with it
    Is that so, LoserForHireX?

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    hurhurhu
    I am bored and this is entertaining me

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    On my phone today, so I can't post much. Looks like there's a void slayer wagon again, ill stick with my day 1 vote

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Now the double wagoning is tied up at 4 to 4

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This is fun, so LoserForHireX makes it 4 for me and 3 for LoserForHireX and Turkson?

    Whats the deal with Loserforhirex? I did not see many unusual posts or votes from him.

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