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get a job filling daric's holes (DOUBLE ENTENDRE) [JOB THREAD] {BRACKETS}

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited May 2011 in Social Entropy++
post job opportunities, or more often, display your increasing desperation at the thought of staying on top of your credit card interest

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    and as a racist, I


    realtalk
    The Fred Meyers near me is hiring again.

    Last two times I applied when they were hiring I heard nothing :(

    Gonna do it though, need that AYRAB MONAYYY.

    There are like no other options for work because I am not a cute teenage girl (which is where the majority of server etc. positions go here)

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm gonna be free for a few months in the Fall, does anyone have experience with short-time non-Summer employment?

    And, uh, lmao Darric please answer my question about what you think makes a person qualify for poverty I guess

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    What ever happened to that guy having a breakdown and accusing Hunter of ruining his life?

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    If anyone in North Houston would like a restaurant job and lives in the North Houston area, my job is hiring constantly and all the managers love me, so they'll hire whoever I tell them to. I also have a former manager that is now in charge of our Woodlands location who would also hire someone if they had me listed as a reference. The money is good, but the stress level is extremely high (to the point that some of our girl servers break down and cry at least once a week).

    If you'd be interested, feel free to send me a PM, I just deleted all my old PM's (one was a picture of Orik's balls that I have no idea why I got)

    Edit: And I just remembered another one of my former managers is now the General Manager of the location inside Hobby airport. He would probably hire someone I recommended and, based on what my friends who work there tell me, they make ridiculous money. But obviously the people there are in a goddamn hurry at all times because they don't want to miss flights.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    a computer shop is hiring down the street, with only 'talk to the manager' posted

    how likely is it that its an under the table job? (because either me or karen need one, because work permits take forever to approve)

    Depends on the position but I'd say don't bet on it.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i'd been putting off making a resume for ages but now that I have one I am going to be applying all over

    ooh I should see when the seasonal ice cream parlor three blocks from my house opens again and if they are hiring

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm gonna be free for a few months in the Fall, does anyone have experience with short-time non-Summer employment?

    And, uh, lmao Darric please answer my question about what you think makes a person qualify for poverty I guess

    poverty does not exist because poor people either
    A) too lazy/dumb to get a job so it is their own fault
    B) they got a job and already made a jillion dollars selling bootstraps. anything is possible in america.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah uh ain't nobody got a picture of my balls

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    serious question: what kind of boots have straps
    I don't know what that is referring to visually

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    serious question: what kind of boots have straps
    I don't know what that is referring to visually

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    that little thingy that you can use to pull your boots on tighter

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I am pretty sure they were either yours or Whippy's from 2005. I have no idea why that was in there.

    Edit: No, they were Rankenphile's! Still don't know why.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ooh for some reason I was thinking that they were referring to some sort of handle
    like on a teacup

    and I didn't think any boots had those

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    orike there are so many holes to fill

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    serious question: what kind of boots have straps
    I don't know what that is referring to visually

    engineer boots.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've been filling out apps all weekend, and I still have a list of about 5 place I want to apply to.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Filling holes

    Finding pipe

    These are a few of [strike]my favorite things[/strike] my daily activities

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I really need to start seriously looking for a job

    just like apply everywhere

    even if I don't know what bus route to take to get there

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I should go to bed.
    Cause I have to get up early for work.
    wheeeee

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    i pray they aren't as cringeworthy as seth rogen's, however

    i can only aspire to seth rogen's balls

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah uh ain't nobody got a picture of my balls

    Are you sure?
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    holdin tight

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    everyone shutup your posts are all awful watch as I make a good post about how great my job is


    you know why my first day of new work was great??

    because I got a free toque, a t shirt, a TOWEL, a notebook, a pen with a light on it, a metal water bottle and TEMPORARY TATTOOS.

    beat
    that
    silly geese

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    the best thing about me moving out of the Production dept is how silently and impotently mad my boss is about it, and there's no one he can really yell at about it.

    "Dan you were an hour late from lunch"

    "Oh, yeah, I was the The CEO, CFO, and the VPs of Sales and Marketing at lunch at the nearby country club, lost track of time, sorry

    8-)"

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i'm interning for a judge from the Third Circuit this Summer

    and if it turns out to be a part-time gig i'll be working at my old firm also to actually make some money

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kochikens wrote: »
    everyone shutup your posts are all awful watch as I make a good post about how great my job is


    you know why my first day of new work was great??

    because I got a free toque, a t shirt, a TOWEL, a notebook, a pen with a light on it, a metal water bottle and TEMPORARY TATTOOS.

    beat
    that
    silly geese

    why do you get to have an apsolodl and work temp tats i hate you i hate you i hate you >:c

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    My job just starting making double my contributions to my tiaa-cref account

    But I'm like yo guys I'm like 6 years old I don't even want a goddamn ira

    First world probleming this bitch so hard

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    alternatively: does anybody in vancouver need any labour/clerical work done for them.

    *dishwashing positions
    *construction
    *flag wavers for construction traffic
    *there are a couple sex stores on davie that are hiring

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    My favourite part of lunch is seeing people in suits do that half walk jog thing when they are in a rush.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Don't forget discount furniture sign wavers.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    actually flag waving for construction traffic is an incredibly hard job to qualify for because you need a shitton of really h-core first aid stuff



    mensch

    mensch
    I played videogames for hours at work today and got paid for it.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Just saw someone catch a lift from the ground floor to the first floor.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    My job just starting making double my contributions to my tiaa-cref account

    But I'm like yo guys I'm like 6 years old I don't even want a goddamn ira

    First world probleming this bitch so hard

    match the full amount to what they will

    you'll thank me in 50 years

    but not really cause we'll all be living in rubble then

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    blake

    blake
    please tell me
    how do you catch a lift from the ground

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    My job just starting making double my contributions to my tiaa-cref account

    But I'm like yo guys I'm like 6 years old I don't even want a goddamn ira

    First world probleming this bitch so hard

    OK, Mom Advice Time

    You seriously want to do this now, like right now before you start noticing the money is gone from ye paycheck - you will thank me in thirty years when compounding interest has gently sucked your dick into the sweet night of retirement

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    O, so a job that was posted on my state's unemployment get-a-job site

    apparently doesn't exist
    that's neat

    also, i still need a job
    doing basically whatever at this point

    though ideally it'd be making at least 35k
    and/or include room and board via a housing position at a college/uni

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    In hindsight that's probably not Mom Advice

    Maybe more Obscene Older Friend Advice

    Whatever, just do it

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I fully expect to be dead in the next thirty years because of war/natural disaster/cancer

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You know how.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    hey kochi can we institute a two-person 'bring your karl to work day'

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kochikens wrote: »
    blake

    blake
    please tell me
    how do you catch a lift from the ground

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