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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You'll be happy to know I'm off to hospital now then, Bob.

    Laters all

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Watching Once Upon a Time in Mexico in my hotel room. I love Johnny Depp in this film but holy fuck does it make no sense.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    Grabbed the camera data coming in and clamped each color channel to 0 or 255. Looks like I really have figured out how to intercept the iPhone's camera data as it streams in. 8-)

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    In a sign of some kind I am having an espresso in an Irish pub run by Indians, in Paris

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2011
    Oh boy, there's some sort of "feminism debate" going on about who should get to have their mugshot on our redesigned bills.

    Some ultra-feminist is raging about how if you add up the bills with men on them, you get 1250 SEK, but if you add up the women, you get 620 SEK.

    See, this is easy to explain: we have bills with values of 20, 50, 100, 500 and 1000 Swedebucks.

    Whichever gender gets the 1000 bill "wins". All the other bills cannot add up to 1000 SEK.

    I suppose you could give the 1000 bill to a woman and all other bills to men, meaning women are "worth" more... but then the same feminist would probably rage about how men get a larger variety of bills while there's only one with a woman instead.

    Radical feminists like this person do no favors to the feminism movement.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    In a sign of some kind I am having an espresso in an Irish pub run by Indians, in Paris

    Fine work. Living the French dream.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    In a sign of some kind I am having an espresso in an Irish pub run by Indians, in Paris

    Fine work. Living the French dream.

    Not fair. I want to be in France. :(

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    Oh boy, there's some sort of "feminism debate" going on about who should get to have their mugshot on our redesigned bills.

    Some ultra-feminist is raging about how if you add up the bills with men on them, you get 1250 SEK, but if you add up the women, you get 620 SEK.

    See, this is easy to explain: we have bills with values of 20, 50, 100, 500 and 1000 Swedebucks.

    Whichever gender gets the 1000 bill "wins". All the other bills cannot add up to 1000 SEK.

    I suppose you could give the 1000 bill to a woman and all other bills to men, meaning women are "worth" more... but then the same feminist would probably rage about how men get a larger variety of bills while there's only one with a woman instead.

    Radical feminists like this person do no favors to the feminism movement.

    Notes have two sides. Nothing stopping you having two people on them.

    Also our $5 has the queen on it and if you fold it right it looks like a fish sucking a dick.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haha our money is vagina-free!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh wait the Sacajawea dollar coin, nevermind. Also I think Susan B. Anthony had a coin.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    In a sign of some kind I am having an espresso in an Irish pub run by Indians, in Paris

    Fine work. Living the French dream.

    Not fair. I want to be in France. :(

    Bob, soon Mojo and I will raise a toast to you and other absent friends at his local McCafe

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hello, neighbours and foreign friends.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    In a sign of some kind I am having an espresso in an Irish pub run by Indians, in Paris

    Fine work. Living the French dream.

    Not fair. I want to be in France. :(

    Bob, soon Mojo and I will raise a toast to you and other absent friends at his local McCafe

    McCafe, Starbucks, Pizzahut. Paris has it all.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    Notes have two sides. Nothing stopping you having two people on them.

    Evilbob uses logic. Logic fails. Feminist is immune.

    But yeah, that's a very easy solution.

    But see, on the back of our bills we have images related to the person. That's tradition! We can't change that! (but changing people is perfectly fine mind you)

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    In a sign of some kind I am having an espresso in an Irish pub run by Indians, in Paris

    Fine work. Living the French dream.

    Not fair. I want to be in France. :(

    Bob, soon Mojo and I will raise a toast to you and other absent friends at his local McCafe

    McCafe, Starbucks, Pizzahut. Paris has it all.

    we should talk this weekend about my idea to open a Costa in Paris

    And now for a walk to my friend's house, ciao

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    australian $5 note

    see the little box

    Secret_Penis_On_Aussie_Money_by_odin123.jpg

    whale sucking a dick

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    I am back from my dentist. He spotted a little bit of decay on another tooth and threw in another filling free of charge, which was nice. Apparently the wisdom tooth is going to have to come out, but not immediately.

    Also, and I don't want to scare any kids out there reading this or make them think that dentists are all evil, but I think I saw him throw a baby in a piranha tank and then punch a kitten right in the face.

    Just saying.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It seems we have the same dentist, Bogart.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    In a sign of some kind I am having an espresso in an Irish pub run by Indians, in Paris

    Fine work. Living the French dream.

    Not fair. I want to be in France. :(

    Bob, soon Mojo and I will raise a toast to you and other absent friends at his local McCafe

    McCafe, Starbucks, Pizzahut. Paris has it all.

    Not Burger King though.

    Seriously, I scoured that place out of curiosity when I went there in 2005. The King was nowhere in sight.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2011

    Not Burger King though.

    Seriously, I scoured that place out of curiosity when I went there in 2005. The King was nowhere in sight.

    Apparently it briefly existed, but couldn't compete (the MacDonalds story in France is actually really interesting, as they had to seriously adapt in order to be accepted by the French).

    That said, they do have Quick. I've only been inside one to use the loos though.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Notes have two sides. Nothing stopping you having two people on them.

    Evilbob uses logic. Logic fails. Feminist is immune.

    But yeah, that's a very easy solution.

    But see, on the back of our bills we have images related to the person. That's tradition! We can't change that! (but changing people is perfectly fine mind you)

    Oh sure, put the woman on the BACK of the notes, just like putting black people on the BACK OF THE BUS!!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    What are French McDonald's stores like, Mojo?


    I remember them being fairly different in Germany

    I think there was even a Chinese food promotion at some point

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Royale with Cheese or something.

    I dunno, I've never actually watched Pulp Fiction.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    australian $5 note

    see the little box

    Secret_Penis_On_Aussie_Money_by_odin123.jpg

    whale sucking a dick

    If you tilt the left edge a bit you get some pubic hair.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Royale with Cheese or something.

    I dunno, I've never actually watched Pulp Fiction.

    You should correct this.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What are French McDonald's stores like, Mojo?


    I remember them being fairly different in Germany

    I think there was even a Chinese food promotion at some point

    There's a decent column on it here. Really though, lots of the changes seem to have spread from France out to the UK at least (like the weird little display of pastries on the counter). I don't know what they are like the States, but I imagine it's a fairly similar model.

    Right, I need to get dressed, it's gone noon and naked thesis writing is weird.

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hmmmmm.

    So has the Tevatron beaten the LHC to the punch?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What are French McDonald's stores like, Mojo?


    I remember them being fairly different in Germany

    I think there was even a Chinese food promotion at some point

    Yeah, they have "international cuisine" weeks, sometimes. Or as I like to call it: The World according to McDonalds.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Are suckerpunch or battle los angeles any good?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Hmmmmm.

    So has the Tevatron beaten the LHC to the punch?

    It'll be a few months before anybody knows. But it's a solid maybe.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What are French McDonald's stores like, Mojo?


    I remember them being fairly different in Germany

    I think there was even a Chinese food promotion at some point

    Yeah, they have "international cuisine" weeks, sometimes. Or as I like to call it: The World according to McDonalds.

    Freeze-Dried and reheated.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    Are suckerpunch or battle los angeles any good?

    Suckerpunch is receiving-300 style "exactly what it says on the tin" reviews. I can't believe anybody would take a chance on watching the latter given how bad the trailer looked.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    Are suckerpunch or battle los angeles any good?

    Battle: LA is strictly a formulaic alien invasion movie with some cool parts.

    I haven't seen Sucker Punch.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Like Battle: LA is basically Independence Day if those aliens didn't have city-destroying superguns.

    Except the ending makes a little more sense, but is
    also basically the same as ID4's. Americans discover aliens critical flaw, advertise it to the rest of the dumb countries who haven't figured it out yet, start winning.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    man, I wish our McDonald'ses had croque monsieurs

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    man, I wish our McDonald'ses had croque monsieurs

    Dude, it's cheese on toast. Paying somebody for that is madness.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    I

    I don't know how to do that

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    man, I wish our McDonald'ses had croque monsieurs

    Dude, it's cheese on toast. Paying somebody for that is madness.

    Yeah who would pay for grilled cheese?

    That's like fucking the laziest thing you could do.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerd. NERD!

    Can you make toast?

    Congrats you can make grilled ham and cheese! Just add butter!

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Grilled pepperoni and cheese is fucking awesome.

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