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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    than is all "christ guys forget the loot let's go let's go"

    and two minutes later "my guuuuns aren't good enough guuuuuuysssss abloo abloo"
    The problem wasn't my guns; the problem was that for the late-game, the classes were horribly balanced. Brick was basically useless, and Siren became fully vested in her status as avatar of the god of war.

    I just picked the Siren on a whim when I started playing, but I sure loved her endgame.

    "I am the Siren. Fear me!!!"

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It's surprisingly difficult assuming you are capable of self-loathing.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    oh, i figured it out

    it was in 'voiceover' mode which is super weird, so i turned that off

    i don't know if it's supposed to be an 'easier' mode or something for old people

    it's actually super unintuitive in that mode

    turned off it operates very well, like any iOS product

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I should write a bad slasher film.

    How hard could it be?

    That depends on whether you want it to be cleverly bad or just bad.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This documentary is kind of depressing because it's about celebrating Britain's industrial heritage.

    So they're looking at old production techniques that were on the cutting edge of innovation in their day.

    And they're doing this by going to visit well-known British manufacturing companies that are still using those techniques. To think that people wonder why the UK doesn't do mass-manufacturing any more.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    mrflippy wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I should write a bad slasher film.

    How hard could it be?

    That depends on whether you want it to be cleverly bad or just bad.

    Michael Jackson-bad

    Trademark Kanye West, smartest lyricist of all time.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh, i figured it out

    it was in 'voiceover' mode which is super weird, so i turned that off

    i don't know if it's supposed to be an 'easier' mode or something for old people

    it's actually super unintuitive in that mode

    turned off it operates very well, like any iOS product

    It's an accessibility mode for the blind. It's easier to use if you do not have functioning eyes.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    You fix it the same way you fix any Apple product:

    1) Go to Apple store.
    2) Buy new Apple product.

    This is the dumbest slam on Apple because that is how everyone treats every consumer electronics product from every company these days.

    When they're not paying some computer repair guy $50/hour or more to come fix their computer and all he does is remove spyware or change a couple of settings or something.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I should write a bad slasher film.

    How hard could it be?

    That depends on whether you want it to be cleverly bad or just bad.

    Michael Jackson-bad

    Trademark Kanye West, smartest lyricist of all time.
    Michael Jordan in Moonstalker

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Using iMacs I somehow accidentally manage to activate voice-over mode all the time.

    It must be some common Windows hotkey that just happens to correspond to voice-over in OSX.

    Honk on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    god, i hate 'partial' shipments

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    god, i hate 'partial' shipments

    they're such a tease.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    Using iMacs I somehow accidentally manage to activate voice-over mode all the time.

    It must be some common Windows hotkey that just happens to correspond to voice-over in OSX.

    Heh, yeah, it's F5.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    god, i hate 'partial' shipments
    Have some empathy here, man.

    Think of how much impact would be lost if the killer simply shipped you the entire body at one time rather than pieces.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I recently watched Bikini Girls On Ice with a bunch of friends

    the only complaint one of my friends had was that at one point, one of the bikini girls into a phone which isn't connected to anything

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Tamin wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    god, i hate 'partial' shipments

    they're such a tease.

    well, my aunt finally decided on a prepaid cellphone carrier and she had me order everything, and she is anxious to get started

    so when i ordered i was like 'now, you have the minutes card in stock, right"

    and they are like YES WE DO :S

    so now the phone has shipped and the card hasn't

    probably should have told her to go to the store for the card

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Missing verbs the best kind of typo.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Honk wrote: »
    Using iMacs I somehow accidentally manage to activate voice-over mode all the time.

    It must be some common Windows hotkey that just happens to correspond to voice-over in OSX.

    Heh, yeah, it's F5.

    Ha!

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    has anyone played this Hoard game

    So It Goes on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fuck you, Volkswagen.

    Fuck you for requiring two different types of socket to remove the caliper bolts on a GTI.

    Fuck you for one of them being a "14mm triple square socket", which is some German tool a bitch would use.

    Fuck you for trying to frustrate people into paying your exorbitant dealership prices just to get the fucking brakes changed.

    I mean seriously what retarded company decides "OH LETS NOT USE THE SAME 21mm SOCKET THAT MOST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO CHANGE THEIR OWN BRAKES WOULD EITHER HAVE OR COULD EASILY ACQUIRE THAT WE ALREADY USED A BOLT FOR ON THE FRONT BRAKE CALIPERS LETS USE THIS PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT":

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    If I die on the roads, sue Volkswagen...

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    has anyone played this Hoard game
    Its pretty ok. There is a demo on steam that has single player only.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bedlam wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    has anyone played this Hoard game
    Its pretty ok. There is a demo on steam that has single player only.

    is the multiplayer good?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    I just saw a commercial for "The Secret Life of an American Teenager" and it enraged me. I actually yelled at the TV.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I just saw a commercial for "The Secret Life of an American Teenager" and it enraged me. I actually yelled at the TV.

    why was it so bad?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    I just saw a commercial for "The Secret Life of an American Teenager" and it enraged me. I actually yelled at the TV.

    why was it so bad?
    Well if they make a show about it it isn't secret any more now is it?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Because it was shit on a fuck stick.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sup, [chat]? I have to say I've had a pretty great day.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fuck you, Volkswagen.

    Fuck you for requiring two different types of socket to remove the caliper bolts on a GTI.

    Fuck you for one of them being a "14mm triple square socket", which is some German tool a bitch would use.

    Fuck you for trying to frustrate people into paying your exorbitant dealership prices just to get the fucking brakes changed.

    I mean seriously what retarded company decides "OH LETS NOT USE THE SAME 21mm SOCKET THAT MOST NORMAL PEOPLE WHO CHANGE THEIR OWN BRAKES WOULD EITHER HAVE OR COULD EASILY ACQUIRE THAT WE ALREADY USED A BOLT FOR ON THE FRONT BRAKE CALIPERS LETS USE THIS PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT":

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    If I die on the roads, sue Volkswagen...

    Hey, aren't those the standard screws in German cars? :whistle:

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Because it was shit on a fuck stick.

    That's pretty vague.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    has anyone played this Hoard game
    Its pretty ok. There is a demo on steam that has single player only.

    is the multiplayer good?
    I like it. There isnt anyway you can chat with people though. And I ragequit from a game because the guy kept attacking me and I couldnt level up. But that was a 1 on 1 match. Also its a smaller title so finding opponents isnt going to be as easy. Its a nice game for playing in short bursts though since each round lasts 10 minutes.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Because it was shit on a fuck stick.

    Also because it appears to have more melodrama than Glee, which is a neat fucking trick.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hey, aren't those the standard screws in German cars? :whistle:
    I will cut you...


    I have a regular Torx set. That's not regular Torx. That's extra retard Torx. Plus the fact that the front caliper uses standard 21mm bolts, but the back uses extra retard bolts... it's a straight money grab oh god there's a jumping spider on my desk he just jumped behind my monitor

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hey, aren't those the standard screws in German cars? :whistle:
    I will cut you...


    I have a regular Torx set. That's not regular Torx. That's extra retard Torx. Plus the fact that the front caliper uses standard 21mm bolts, but the back uses extra retard bolts... it's a straight money grab oh god there's a jumping spider on my desk he just jumped behind my monitor

    See, there are worse things than triple square screws. They, at least, don't bite!

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Because it was shit on a fuck stick.

    To be fair, some people like this sort of thing.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hey, aren't those the standard screws in German cars? :whistle:

    Yes. They are a pain in the arse when they're used anywhere exposed to road crap and corrosion.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Truffles are really good, right?

    there's a place near me that has some new truffle mac and cheese with mushrooms and it sounds so goooood

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Truffles are really good, right?

    there's a place near me that has some new truffle mac and cheese with mushrooms and it sounds so goooood

    Um...depends.

    How do you feel about dirt-tasting food?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The golden goose is a great thing for everybody until down the road you discover you are that guy wringing the bird's neck screaming at it to lay you some more goddamn eggs you honking piece of shit.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Truffles are really good, right?

    there's a place near me that has some new truffle mac and cheese with mushrooms and it sounds so goooood

    Um...depends.

    How do you feel about dirt-tasting food?

    Well I love mushrooms, if that counts.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Truffles are really good, right?

    there's a place near me that has some new truffle mac and cheese with mushrooms and it sounds so goooood

    Um...depends.

    How do you feel about dirt-tasting food?

    truffles, used correctly, are awesome.

    I wish I was rich and could buy truffles and use them. I sometimes pretend by using truffle oil, but that's pretty pricy as well.

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