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  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OKAY.

    ALRIGHT.

    FOR FUCKSSAKE.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    i like when girls carve their pubics into neat shapes

    like they could trim it so it looked like their forbidden zone has a handlebar moustache


    ot like just a small square of hair right above it

    i like to call that the clitler

    Knob on
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i did a hitler-stache on myself once.

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  • xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have had the pleasure of seeing a hear shape. It was rad.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hi zephos!!

    also.

    clitler, oh god.
    reminds me of that site with all the hitler cats.

    mully on
  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hi mully.


    Clitler?


    it was more Adong hitler though, since you know, i dont have a clit.

    Edit: Stalin cat > Hitler cat :D

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Stalin cat believes catnip should be in the paws of the working class

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    i like when girls carve their pubics into neat shapes

    like they could trim it so it looked like their forbidden zone has a handlebar moustache


    ot like just a small square of hair right above it

    i like to call that the clitler

    Soviet Symbol.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Bloods End wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    i like when girls carve their pubics into neat shapes

    like they could trim it so it looked like their forbidden zone has a handlebar moustache


    ot like just a small square of hair right above it

    i like to call that the clitler

    Soviet Symbol.

    You're both right.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    hey that's pretty good

    if i was a lady i would totally shave a hammer and sickle into my crotchmop

    Knob on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote:
    hi zephos!!

    also.

    clitler, oh god.
    reminds me of that site with all the hitler cats.
    Kitler.jpg

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    hey that's pretty good

    if i was a lady i would totally shave a hammer and sickle into my crotchmop

    The people's Vag.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    hey that's pretty good

    if i was a lady i would totally shave a hammer and sickle into my crotchmop

    as if you wouldnt shave a double thumbed fist clutching a peyote button

    Oden on
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    edited February 2007
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    instead of shaving in the peyote just shave in the fist and thumbs around the clit

    Oden on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Oden wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    hey that's pretty good

    if i was a lady i would totally shave a hammer and sickle into my crotchmop

    as if you wouldnt shave a double thumbed fist clutching a peyote button

    hey that's on my tshirt right now


    you could leave trails of hair going down the lips to be the dagger

    Knob on
  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    one time i was searching for pictures of Johnny Knoxville's cock and i stumbled upon a picture of a girl's sin-rug shaved into the heartogram.

    I proceeded to weep for humanity. and then i forgot about it completely until just now.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    well

    him's an okay band i guess

    that's not so bad



    at least it wasn't a tattoo

    Knob on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what happened to the good old days of a simple landing strip or lightning bolt

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  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think the worst part of that story is that I never found those damned cock pictures.

    Also, for the record, Pete Wentz is entirely disappointing in that department.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ericka what is the current arrangement of your pubic hair

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    gonna shave a tesseract into my junk

    Knob on
  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hitchcock silhouette

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    my nuts are silky smooth because I shaved them this morning

    sometimes ill just stand up and stand with my feet apart
    then sort of
    swing swing swing

    the feeling is all mmm

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    man

    balls are hard to shave

    anymore i just put the 1/4 inch attachment on some clippers and trim

    Knob on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the trick is to just sort of stretch the old flesh bag out and go to work with a Mach 3 from Gilletteâ„¢: The Best a Man Can Get.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    i used to use a mach 3 then i got one of those fusion razors that has like six blades

    man it is pretty alright




    i haven't tried it on my naughticles yet though

    Knob on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have a mach 3 because it was cheap and came with two blades

    one is for my fleshbaloon
    the other is to shave my crappy 18y/o peach fuzz

    Oden on
  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i think i'm gonna go to bed.

    but i will leave you with a moral question:

    using your boyfriend's/girlfriend's razor to shave your bits

    [ ] HOT

    [ ] total violation of decency

    [ ] just plain economical

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    if theyre your bf/gf then everything in the bathroom is fair game

    this includes tampons, if you feel like shoving them up your arse for whatever reason

    not that im suggesting im into that sort of thing

    Oden on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    i think i'm gonna go to bed.

    but i will leave you with a moral question:

    using your boyfriend's/girlfriend's razor to shave your bits

    [ ] HOT

    [ ] total violation of decency

    [ ] just plain economical


    No no god no.


    Women should never use their man's razor. The hair is much thicker down there, and will blunt the blade, which means next time he goes to shave his face, it will tear it to shreds.

    Bad.


    BAD

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    finding my razor stuffed full of armpit/leg/crotch hair is something that puts me on the a-train to domestic abuse station

    i wouldn't mind if people knew how to clean out a goddamned razor after they use it


    but they don't

    Knob on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    but knob if she finds you sticking tampons in your anus will that also lead to domestic viloence

    it is a matter of compromise

    Oden on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm gonna buy one of those one of these days

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    I'm gonna buy one of those one of these days

    I find it hard to imagine that it actually works though.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I do not trim my pubes at all, but wash the area regularly and comb out any loose hairs every time I'm in the shower.

    On a woman, hair is fine to a certain extent. It should not be possible for me to lose, say, a cufflink in there, but anything less than that is AOK.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butler wrote:
    I do not trim my pubes at all, but wash the area regularly and comb out any loose hairs every time I'm in the shower.

    On a woman, hair is fine to a certain extent. It should not be possible for me to lose, say, a cufflink in there, but anything less than that is AOK.


    I'm with you brother.

    Silmaril on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I shave the shaft and sack, trim the rest.

    I feel dirty if I don't.

    Sami on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man the last thing I need to do is spend more time in the shower. I just wash my face, hair and junk and let the water take care of the rest, but somehow I stll end up taking like 15 minutes.

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