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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Butler wrote:
    I do not trim my pubes at all, but wash the area regularly and comb out any loose hairs every time I'm in the shower.

    On a woman, hair is fine to a certain extent. It should not be possible for me to lose, say, a cufflink in there, but anything less than that is AOK.


    I'm with you brother.

    Pubros (pube bros) fo life dog.

    Butler on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It takes like 5 minutes the first time, 30 seconds on maintenance days.

    are you really that lazy?

    Sami on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butler wrote:
    Man the last thing I need to do is spend more time in the shower. I just wash my face, hair and junk and let the water take care of the rest, but somehow I stll end up taking like 15 minutes.
    I take like 7 :|

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can imagine shaving your frank and beans would be hazardous if you had parkinsons or something, otherwise youre just lazy

    Oden on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Oden wrote:
    I can imagine shaving your frank and beans would be hazardous if you had parkinsons or something, otherwise youre just lazy
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    The Far Side on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ohdear

    he must use nare cream

    Oden on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    what

    The Far Side on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    its a cream you put on yourself for a few minutes and then hose it off and the hair falls off

    if you leave it on for too long it starts to burn



    guys dont put that stuff on your balls for too long
    I've heard
    stories

    Oden on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Farside that picture is beautiful and horrible and delcious all at the same time

    Sami on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sami wrote:
    It takes like 5 minutes the first time, 30 seconds on maintenance days.

    are you really that lazy?

    I'm wicked and I'm lazy.

    Butler on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butler wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Butler wrote:
    I do not trim my pubes at all, but wash the area regularly and comb out any loose hairs every time I'm in the shower.

    On a woman, hair is fine to a certain extent. It should not be possible for me to lose, say, a cufflink in there, but anything less than that is AOK.


    I'm with you brother.

    Pubros (pube bros) fo life dog.


    tru, tru.


    I mean seriously, unless you're the fucking hair monster, there is really not any need to do it.

    My girlfriend also said if she wanted to fuck little boys, she'd go out and find them,

    Silmaril on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    BRO GRABS

    The Far Side on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butler wrote:
    Sami wrote:
    It takes like 5 minutes the first time, 30 seconds on maintenance days.

    are you really that lazy?

    I'm wicked and I'm lazy.


    Ahhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh

    Won't you come and saaaaaave meeeeeee.

    Silmaril on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I trim. Way I see it, nobody wants a mouth full of hair. T'would be sexist to assume that the average girl feels any different.

    Poorochondriac on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I trim. Way I see it, nobody wants a mouth full of hair. T'would be sexist to assume that the average girl feels any different.
    Oh holy shit


    Hello, Pooro

    The Far Side on
  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    nobody wants to go down on a gorilla sandwich

    suttbecks on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pooro's avatar confirms my theory that he's been missing since October. There are probably better ways of confirming it.

    SpongeCake on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    wow its pooro

    Oden on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I posted a "Hey, I'm back" thread earlier. The "For those so interested" one a bit down the page. Geez, dudes, get with the times.

    P.S. I love you all.

    P.P.S. I have like 14 beers in me.

    Poorochondriac on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    P.P.P.S. - 15 beers

    Poorochondriac on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    My girlfriend also said if she wanted to fuck little boys, she'd go out and find them,

    are you paranoid every time she doesn't answer her phone?

    Garlic Bread on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    My girlfriend also said if she wanted to fuck little boys, she'd go out and find them,

    are you paranoid every time she doesn't answer her phone?



    No!






    yes

    Silmaril on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    My girlfriend also said if she wanted to fuck little boys, she'd go out and find them,

    are you paranoid every time she doesn't answer her phone?



    No!






    yes

    is her van full of candy

    Garlic Bread on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    My girlfriend also said if she wanted to fuck little boys, she'd go out and find them,

    are you paranoid every time she doesn't answer her phone?



    No!






    yes

    is her van full of candy


    You wish.

    Silmaril on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm probably going to shave my balls this weekend
    i'll let you guys know

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    hey i just watched lucky number slevin

    what is up with people not liking that movie


    man i thought that was a good time

    Knob on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    hey i just watched lucky number slevin

    what is up with people not liking that movie


    man i thought that was a good time

    but the name is stupid and stuff

    or least that's what i hear

    Kadith on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Starfuck wrote:
    i'm probably going to shave my balls this weekend
    i'll let you guys know

    It's pretty awesome.

    Callius on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    hey i just watched lucky number slevin

    what is up with people not liking that movie


    man i thought that was a good time

    but the name is stupid and stuff

    or least that's what i hear

    it's kind of a silly name

    but it makes sense in the movie


    boy that was a really good movie

    Knob on
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    Kadith wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    hey i just watched lucky number slevin

    what is up with people not liking that movie


    man i thought that was a good time

    but the name is stupid and stuff

    or least that's what i hear

    it's kind of a silly name

    but it makes sense in the movie


    boy that was a really good movie

    Everyone was down on it.

    I saw it in the thearter twice. It's a pretty enjoyable flick.

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    i been reading reviews all morning

    the general gist of all the negative reviews seems to be 'MOVIE TOO COMPLICATED I LOST PLOT'

    i followed it fine

    film critics are dumb

    Knob on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I actually thought Lucky Number Slevin was stupid because it explained too much. A whole third could have been taken away without losing any of the story, and then the audience may not have felt so insulted.

    Janson on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    then movie reviewers are even dumber


    goodness i'm going to watch it again

    best movie i've seen in a couple months



    i should watch pan's labyrinth and children of men soon i guess

    Knob on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'd say children of men is over rated.

    it wasn't all that visually spectacular, and the story was kinda 'meh.'

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    i've heard blade runner comparisons being bandied about

    that's good enough to get me in a seat

    Knob on
  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've heard people criticize Lucky Number Slevin by saying it "succeeded at being a good movie, but failed at trying to be Pulp Fiction"

    I don't know though because I still haven't seen it.
    Keith wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Silmaril wrote:
    My girlfriend also said if she wanted to fuck little boys, she'd go out and find them,

    are you paranoid every time she doesn't answer her phone?



    No!






    yes

    is her van full of candy

    does she have a mustache that connects to her sideburns

    Teh Ericka on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Look, all I'm saying is that when you shave your balls they're all silky smooth and you can powder them and oil them and it's like a fucking svelt silk coin purse.

    Callius on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Look, all I'm saying is that when you shave your balls they're all silky smooth and you can powder them and oil them and it's like a fucking svelt silk coin purse.

    I'm really more concerned about sneezing whilst going about by business down there.

    I have no doubt they'd be buttery smooth.




    I wouldn't really compare Slevin to Pulp Fiction though. More Usual Suspects I think.

    DrZiplock on
    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan! Satans Post
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    I saw smokin' aces yesterday, it was basically Lucky Number Slevin 2: This Time We Got Ryan Reynolds

    Whippy on
  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I saw smokin' aces yesterday, it was basically Lucky Number Slevin 2: This Time We Got Ryan Reynolds

    really? because I've been told Lucky Number Slevin was good, and heard nothing but bad things about Smokin' Aces

    I was actually going to rent Lucky Number Slevin today

    Jermaine Champaigne on
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