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Mass Effect: Blue Öyster Cult was wrong.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It'll come out in the trial. It's one of the few scenarios in life where someone can realistically ask you to recap previous events in detail.

    Mr Shepard, you were seen entering the Omega Relay at nine fifteen on the night of March the tenth. Can you please describe what happened next....

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    HellboreHellbore A bad, bad man Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wasn't there also talk of a comic similar to Genesis that PS3 players got? Depending on how in depth it goes it could be a good solution.

    EDIT: Nevermind

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    Dr. WormDr. Worm Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    How many characters do you all think will be entirely new? I'm betting on two or three, including James.

    I'm hoping only around two or so. Its a little late in the game to be making new BFFs, so I'm happy if I get my buds like Wrex, Garrus and Mordin with one or two noobs in there.

    I wouldn't be shocked, not shocked at all, if Bioware gives an evil laugh and provides a Batarian squadmate, if only temporarily.

    People here would lose their shit.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    If James is in fact the ninja looking Alliance guy, I'm sure I can find a place for him on the crew. I'm not so prejudiced that I HAVE to stick with my old crew. I even gave Jack a chance... just not for long.

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    ThegreatcowThegreatcow Lord of All Bacons Washington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It'll come out in the trial. It's one of the few scenarios in life where someone can realistically ask you to recap previous events in detail.

    Mr Shepard, you were seen entering the Omega Relay at nine fifteen on the night of March the tenth. Can you please describe what happened next....

    Ooooo man I just hope that Turian Councilmember shows up to cement his wankery. I can just imagine a priceless renegade scene involving the councilmember, a wooden Gavel, and one angry Shepard.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    What happens if Garrus doesn't calibrate.
    Everyone is always whining at Garrus about his Calibrations. "Garrus we never talk anymore, all you do is calibrate." "Garrus, we never go anyplace nice because you're too busy with calibrations." "Garrus, last night you said 'calibrations' instead of my name." Well this, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of shit that happens what happens when Garrus doesn't calibrate. LET THE MAN CALIBRATE.
    "Garrus, last night you said 'calibrations' instead of my name."

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    BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nah, they'll totally reverse course on him, he'll grab a rifle and sacrifice himself early in the game to shot a husk or something while everyone else runs.

    Then people won't be able to hate em.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Presses the 'launch counter attack' buttons by doing his air quotes thing.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bigity wrote: »
    Nah, they'll totally reverse course on him, he'll grab a rifle and sacrifice himself early in the game to shot a husk or something while everyone else runs.

    Then people won't be able to hate em.

    If it looks like a Batarian, talks like a Batarian, and smells like a Batarian... but has a sense of honor and decency? Then it's not a Batarian.

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bigity wrote: »
    Nah, they'll totally reverse course on him, he'll grab a rifle and sacrifice himself early in the game to shot a husk or something while everyone else runs.

    Then people won't be able to hate em.

    I'd have to backtrack and put a few thermal clips worth of shots into his head and body, you know to make sure he isn't suffering...

    also cause he was a filthy Batarian

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ars has an interesting story up on the length of video games.

    2 graphics with stats caught my eye:

    Xbox live players with the 'beat the game' achievement:
    achievements-2.png

    and average time played:
    achievements-1.png

    The average time played seems out of whack to me, or not defined in the way I might expect. Maybe there were a large number of people that picked up ME2 for 20 minutes and then dropped it, but they're not really people anyway. That said, 67% beat the game and average playtime was only 12 hours? Was the ME2 campaign THAT short? I've been away from it for a long time, and maybe looking at the saves on my ME1 #s threw me off, but yeesh.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You have to take into account that there are many people who will only play the main/vital content of a game without bothering to explore much else.

    If you were just to go straight through ME2 without doing anything but the bare minimum you could more or less beat it in that time. Especially on normal(which I'm sure it the difficulty most play on).

    It's also the reason that most of the "awesome" stuff(like...explosions and "fuck yeah" moments) tend to happen during the main parts of the game.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    That graph is hugely misleading, and the source of the data very suspect.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah. I actually took the time to read the article and it seems to be moreso for a "They're making video games shorter and why don't we have 50 hour RPGs where you spend 25 of those hours killing rats" argument.

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    How do you all feel about Husk Batarians?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I thought it looked more like a Husk Yaaaaaaaaarrrgg. Or however it is spelled.

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    jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    How do you all feel about Husk Batarians?

    Two great tastes that go great together. For me to CHARGE.

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    DracomicronDracomicron Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I thought it looked more like a Husk Yaaaaaaaaarrrgg. Or however it is spelled.

    The mouth is all wrong, and it has four eyes. I don't think Yahg have four eyes.

    Reapers wouldn't be interested in Yahg anyway, at least at first. They're a pre-spaceflight culture.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The yahg are fucking terrifying and basically the best traits of every species mixed together, I really want to recruit them.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nah, Elcor have them beat. Physically and in originality.

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I love the Elcor...but they'd get ripped apart by a Yahg.

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    BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    An elcor kunoichi would be a sight to see.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yahg make krogan look like playground bullies. We would not survive against a yahg reaper. It's sheer luck they decided to murder the council's delegation, because they would be ruling the galaxy by the time we appeared.

    The yahg still know about galactic civilization and the relays so will be harvested, therefore they must join us.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    *Ahem* You are all seriously discounting the Elcor military. They are terrifying.

    "Because their slow, conservative psyche is not suitable for making the spur-of-the-moment decisions necessary in combat situations, the elcor rely on sophisticated VI combat systems. These war machines can choose between thousands of gambits developed and polished over centuries by elcor strategists.

    The slow speed and immense size of the elcor makes them easy targets. Fortunately, their durable hide allows them to shrug off most incoming fire. Elcor warriors don't carry small arms; their broad shoulders serve as a stable platform for the same size of weapons typically mounted on Alliance fighting vehicles."

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yeah you know what fuck the council and the krogan and the quarians

    geth/yahg/elcor/hanar/drell/raloi/YOOMANITY forever

    vorcha and keepers can come too

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Just Failshep'd.

    So I've done that.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I thought it looked more like a Husk Yaaaaaaaaarrrgg. Or however it is spelled.

    The mouth is all wrong, and it has four eyes. I don't think Yahg have four eyes.

    Reapers wouldn't be interested in Yahg anyway, at least at first. They're a pre-spaceflight culture.

    Unless we're talking about different ones, it is definitely not batarian. it is huge, hulking, has the gaping maw of the yarrrrrrrggg. and has five eyes.

    http://i53.tinypic.com/287df7b.png

    (of course being jailed for posting tali creepfiction means you'll have to quote adding tags)

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Just Failshep'd.

    So I've done that.

    Failshep has a very surreal ending

    first Joker lifts a huge metal bar and possibly breaks every one of his bones in the process

    then TIM sends some ships towards the base that don't appear otherwise

    then Cerberus not only prepared coffins for every single squad member, but a special N7 one
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Unless we're talking about different ones, it is definitely not batarian. it is huge, hulking, has the gaping maw of the yarrrrrrrggg. and has five eyes.

    287df7b.png

    (of course being jailed for posting tali creepfiction means you'll have to quote adding tags)

    yahg have eight eyes and a three-pronged mouth. that thing in the middle doesn't seem to be an eye, but its forehead and nose are clearly batarian. it seems to be a scion variant.

    240px-Yahg_Character_shot.png

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I thought it looked more like a Husk Yaaaaaaaaarrrgg. Or however it is spelled.

    The mouth is all wrong, and it has four eyes. I don't think Yahg have four eyes.

    Reapers wouldn't be interested in Yahg anyway, at least at first. They're a pre-spaceflight culture.

    Unless we're talking about different ones, it is definitely not batarian. it is huge, hulking, has the gaping maw of the yarrrrrrrggg. and has five eyes.

    http://i53.tinypic.com/287df7b.png

    (of course being jailed for posting tali creepfiction means you'll have to quote adding tags)
    http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Batarian
    compare the noses

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    well it's quite a transformation then. i wonder if there will be mini reapers. it's a little infeasible to have a thresher maw pull a 2 mile long ship underground. must be some kind of dropship type thing.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    well it's quite a transformation then. i wonder if there will be mini reapers. it's a little infeasible to have a thresher maw pull a 2 mile long ship underground. must be some kind of dropship type thing.

    Not if we get maw sign the likes of which God has never seen!

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    Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The Codex says that no one has ever seen the entire body of a Thresher Maw, only a small portion comes out of the ground to feed, so they could be miles long for all we know.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Or they could be the limbs of a yet larger creature.

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    EmporiumEmporium Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    In a universe with immortal death god machines coming to harvest the galaxy traveling via their relays capable of sending pretty much anything hundreds or thousands of light years instantaneously, a really fucking big thresher maw is pretty far down the list of infeasible things in Mass Effect games for me.

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    BerkshireBerkshire Earth Federal Forces MassachusettsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    But also pretty far down the list of things that are going to help.

    I think we'll spend a lot of the game recruiting the different races (maybe some we haven't seen yet- raloi?) in a Gondor Calls For Aid moment, and then Shep will go off after any one of like five Chekhov's Guns BioWare has set up (between those crypts on Armeni, the Leviathan, etc.). Sometime during this, we'll start getting cutscenes of allied fleets engaging Reapers in battle, losing badly. When things look the worst, Shep will show up with whatever super macguffin we've picked up to save the day and win a coalition victory.

    Then, Reapers defeated, the council races set about their two very important tasks- rebuilding and finishing off any surviving batarians.

    Filthy four-eyed scum.

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    RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bobble wrote: »
    Ars has an interesting story up on the length of video games.

    2 graphics with stats caught my eye:

    Xbox live players with the 'beat the game' achievement:
    achievements-2.png

    and average time played:
    achievements-1.png

    The average time played seems out of whack to me, or not defined in the way I might expect. Maybe there were a large number of people that picked up ME2 for 20 minutes and then dropped it, but they're not really people anyway. That said, 67% beat the game and average playtime was only 12 hours? Was the ME2 campaign THAT short? I've been away from it for a long time, and maybe looking at the saves on my ME1 #s threw me off, but yeesh.

    Surely rentals/borrowing from friends throws this totally out of whack?

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hey look, more Mass Effect fanart that doesn't make you want to claw your eyes out:
    me3__finish_the_fight_by_arkis-d37flgl.jpg

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    evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hey look, more Mass Effect fanart that doesn't make you want to claw your eyes out:
    me3__finish_the_fight_by_arkis-d37flgl.jpg

    Well earth is boned if all they have is puny red lasers.

    and that picture isn't disturbing enough. why can't anyone find, say, jack licking honey off a batarian's "nose".
    or poop sac maintenance.
    I mean cmon people, the rest of the PA forums avoid this thread for exactly those sort of images!

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    SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hm...I don't know if killing a batarian husk is going to be as satisfying. I mean, it's like someone already killed it for you, and then they just sent it on danse macabre to taunt you.
    Ad astra wrote: »
    The Codex says that no one has ever seen the entire body of a Thresher Maw, only a small portion comes out of the ground to feed, so they could be miles long for all we know.

    The wiki says the visible part is about 1/3rd the body, but I don't know where that's coming from. Someone pointed this out earlier, though. Guess where the scene with the thresher vs. reaper fight occurs?

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    For Shepard, who wins, he wins.

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