THE ONE PIECE-
That's quite enough of that.
As if I'd let a lackey explain the thread
This is the one Piece thread. Read the following dossier as it contains vital information pertaining to my enemies .
Do not fail me.
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( borrowed with some devil fruit alterations from Xenogear of Bore's Op)
What is One Piece?
One Piece is a manga written by a madman named Oda. He ate the Oda-Oda fruit and can write to a distance of no more than 250 Odaodas, which is still pretty impressive considering your average writer can't handle more than 5 or 6. It's about:
Pirates -
Foolishy ,inspired by the death of Gold Roger pirates have taken to the sea in search of their dreams .
One Piece follows that damned Straw hat and his crew . A group of men and women intent on their dreams and adventure.
Monkey D. Luffy- Captian , Idiot, Rubberman. When the tough gets going he punches them. He's going to be the king of the Pirates .
He uses his rubber powers to achieve attacks and states of being that would kill normal people. Luffy has more attack forms than any Anime hero ever. His true power is his ability to make up shit on the fly.
Post Time skip
Luffy hasn't changed much. He can now enter all gears at will with no draw back. He has mastered Armor Haki and is slowly gaining control of the kings Haki( he doesn't have it down precisely yet) he used prediction Haki a few times but he seems to ignore it in heated fights.
Rorona Zoro- A man who uses three swords. One goes in his mouth. He is destined to get lost where ever he goes. Second Mate and on track to be the greatest Swordsman in the world which is coincidentally his dream
Post Time Skip
Zoro has traded an Eye for being FUCKING AWESOME. We don't know if he has Haki though it's possible he can use prediction Haki
Nami- Master theif,Scrooge Mcduck, and Navigator of awesomeness. Her Dream is to map the world.
Events in her past make her stingy with money. This is all for the best since the Strawhats would be destitute without her. Her Climatact allows her to simulate Weather effects and is great at parties
Post Time Skip
Boobs. Uh I mean Nami is now a Weather Witch. Her upgraded abilities make her far more formidable.
Usopp- King of lies and commander of 1 billion men. Crack Sniper. His dream is to be a pirate and meet his father one the sea
Post Time Skip
Captian Usopp is still a crack sniper. Now though he's mastered Pop greens -predatory plants that grow extremely fast and have a seemingly endless variety of effects. His ability to plan a strategy has increased as well unfortunately his lies are not as outrageous as they once were.
Sanji- Lover of food. Wants to be lover of women. Any woman. Under 40 of course.
Master chef with the black leg of death. He wishes to see the All blue a sea containing every fish in the world. His true dream was crushed by the hateful monstrosity Absalom.
Post Time Skip
Sanji has seen things man.
SERIOUS THINGS . IT"S NOT FUNNY
He has learned to fly and gained a debilitating conditon in his training. Also he may be Satan. He has mastered the 99 secret okama recipes that make you manly and maintain youthful skin.
Tony-Tony Chopper - A man-reindeer. He's a doctor and mascot of the crew. Also their emergency rations. His dream is to cure any illness. Chopper has the coolest Dad ever. He uses his rumble ball to call forth 6 transformations!
Post Time Skip
Well now he uses it to become a monster. Chopper has evolved his forms and can transform at will. His rumble Ball now allows him to turn into his Monster Point form at will and remain in full control. He cannot move for about an hour after use though
Nico Robin - She can sprout her body parts anywhere and she's an archaeologist. She hates giant robots of coolness. Her dream is kind of spoileriffc. Rest assured it is a tear jerker.
Post time Skip
Robin has upgraded into a Sexy older lady.
Oh she can make giant versions of her body parts and clone herself too. I guess that's awesome.
She still hates giant Robots .
Franky - SUPER ! Cola Powered Cyborg. Shipwright. Man we all aspire to be. His dream also ruins a cool moment so it won't be here.
Post Time Skip
Franky has radically retructured his body. He also commands the Ultimate force of a GIANT COMBINING ROBOT.
So what if he's all the weapons ?
Brook - Musician, Gentleman, King of soul. Brook is all of these things. He can hardly keep his talents straight in his brain. Oh he doesn't have a brain because he's a skeleton Yohoho!
Brooks Dream is to return to a special friend.
Post Time Skip
Brook has Become Shaman King. His oversoul abilities allow him to make music into powerful damaging spells. He can leech soul energy from emotions and become a shaman king mod soul. His two years touring the world as a pop star were really intensive training. He still hasn't seen any panties.
Marines - They uphold "Justice" when the price isn't right Kuhahahaha. The cops to the pirates robbers. At least they look good doing it. Pretty even split between people just trying to uphold the peace (and get their ass kicked by pirates) and giant douche bags working for the giant assholes who run the World Government (and usually kick the pirates' ass)
Dreams
People have them(mainly fools). If you're a bad guy, Luffy crushes your dream. It's a fate worse than death.
Adventure
Pirates and adventure is like peanut butter and jelly.
How to go about watching/reading One Piece
The manga is released in the US by Viz. They do an okay job. Before this year started they were at the end of Alabasta, but now they are releasing six or seven volumes a month every month for the entire year. This should put them only about a year behind when 2011 comes around, not bad considering right now they are close to seven or eight years behind! Translation is inconsistent between volumes though. Primarily because they had multiple teams of translators working on each story arc. It's little things but it can be annoying . Also if you like the song Bink's Sake be aware of oncoming rage.
Funimation releases new episodes every Saturday on their site at ( ideally ) 9pm. Hulu has quite a backlog of old and recent episodes and gets newer episodes two weeks later.
NEW STUNNING INFORMATIONhttp://www.vizmanga.com/sj-weekly
Because the medium of the magazine is dying Viz has gone digital with Shonen Jump. For roughly 29 dollars a year you will now be able to get Manga the same day it releases in Japan.
Oh snap.
More details will be up next week but Viz is promising more titles in addition to 1:1 releases with Japan
This includes One Piece of course. Favorites like Toriko and zombies like Bleach and Naruto will also be included. So I mean 30 bucks for Toriko ,One Piece and various other titles is sweet.
You also get Yugioh cards even though Yugioh isn't even on the Alpha site. Fun fact sell these online and you'll pay for your sub twice over.
See if you vote with your wallet people listen. This happened way faster than I expected. Thanks, Obama
Please do not link to or mention manga scan sites or provide links to downloading episodes. I cannot stress this enough. Suffice to say asking is not a good idea either. You will be infracted or banned. Piracy of the nautical variety is okay though.
So there's your mission. Complete it in a timely manner.
Or I may be inclined to get angry.
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Yay One Piece thread. The only anime thread well-behaved enough to avoid the "Wrath of Will."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec8Nzhqo-XQ
In the latest chapter, I thought the bit about forcing people to step on the picture was interesting (and educational!). I want to see the fights start up soon so all the new fishman pirates can show their stuff.
That really fucking sucks. Especially with no announcements of season 4 on DVD yet.
And I hate fansubs so much.
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Can only watch the most recent episode shortly after it goes up but before it goes to Hulu, which does me no good since I'm like 100 episodes behind.
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I like this quote from the volume 4 SBS (spoilered but only for people who have not read the first quarter of One Piece)
EDIT:
Burning question about 3rd division commander of the Whitebeard pirates answered
EDITEDIT:
Oh god, can't stop reading these SBSs
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Edit: I ask because he is referred to as second mate in the OP.
Not the kind of deer you'd want to meet in a dark alley.
I think First mate is something you'd find on a ship with rigid hierarchy. The Strawhats are pretty much all equals under Luffy.
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Decided to clean it up a tad since a bulk of the links weren't working I'll peck at it here and there and try to make it more beginner friendly.
alternate OP's I decided against included Buggy( insert flashy and bastard at random), Franky( to many all cap senstences) Usopp( not enough all caps sentences) and Sogeking( My heart filled with so much manly pride I couldn't paste it) .
Zoro is first mate It's not readily apparent until Water 7/Enies Lobby at they very end of the arc. He makes the unpopular choices because he understands even Luffy can't sometimes. It's the heavy duty of his rank.
Whoops, I'm now realizing that was even vaguer than intended. While the compliment stands on Opening Post, I kinda meant Opening Theme, as in the new episode.
Wait... it was totally intentional. Wordplay and the like... yeah... that's the ticket.
My crotch hurts just watching this.
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The new opening for the show is really good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8USq0Jo5TI
I wish I had a wallpaper out of the animated silhouettes.
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"Did ya hear the one about the mussel that wanted to purchase Valve? Seems like the bivalve had a juicy offer on the table but the company flat-out refused and decided to immediately clam up!"
*Yes I know he got all bloody and hurt, but after all the crap he's been through since then Arlong's antics against Luffy look like a child chucking ice cubes at the sun.
I think I'll like that next flashback! Also, I hope Luffy'll meet Buggy in the new world. It's insane how now I care about where Buggy is. Guess he really is a secret legendary pirate, heheh.
What's the policy on spoilers in threads like this? Do we assume everyone's caught up to the newest Japanese releases or American releases or what?
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spoil new chapter stuff and the latest episode(s). Of course some stuff like the new designs can be talked about openly, but be general on the new stuff outside of tags.
Anything from impel down or before is basically fair game more or less.
My guess:
I am figuring that Jinbei had to get rid of the most anti-human people in his crew before he could get the Shichibukai position. Which is why he let Arlong's group loose into East Blue. This was all after Fisher and the Queen had died, and he did it as another measure to protect the island.
Also, it could be explained that Arlong and his group after having been in East Blue (the weakest sea) pretty much unopposed for 10 years, got lazy and weak. (though even then they were still stronger than most anyone in the sea.)
As do I. It would jive really well if Oda is trying to
Even if he doesn't explicitly say that I can just pretend!
Then again...
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I want Fisher Tiger's shirt. SO BAD.
I do too.
But first I want to understand its meaning. You know, if there is one.
Steam ID XBL: JohnnyChopsocky PSN:Stud_Beefpile WiiU:JohnnyChopsocky
But frog in Japanese is Kaeru, so no puns to be found... yet
EDIT: Now I get the shirt. Brilliant design ;_; HINT:
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I actually had to look this up.
Interesting that a former member of a crew largely made up of former slaves became a slave trader...