taky, paragon needs more veiled threats
"Tali, great news! You'll never guess what I did today! I found a new homeworld for the drell! Yeah, those guys were really suffering out there in the galaxy without a homeworld to call their own, and it turned out that a lot of them were having, you know, health complications as a result of having to live somewhere that wasn't really a good native environment for them. It took some work, but as soon as I found the beautiful, peaceful, completely habitable planet, I knew the drell had to have it. The only drawback is that it's got that weird amino acid chirality that the turians have, so all the food will be backward. It's okay, though. The drell are still pretty happy. And the hanar have made me an honorary paragon! I kind of thought that was a different IP, but it turns out that if they love you enough, they do it, too!"
...
"Man, Tali, today was the
worst. You remember how I didn't kill the rachni queen? Well, she was back, all ready to lay about a zillion eggs and help fight the Reapers, but she didn't have a homeworld, so I had to go fight on this planet that had been totally overrun by Loki mechs. I'm pretty sure the ol' omni-tool is all worn out from overloading synthetics all day, but the rachni finally have a homeworld of their own. It doesn't have the climate the rachni prefer -- it's constantly sunny, about 75 F during the day, gorgeous sunsets, oh, and the weirdest thing is that it's completely hypoallergenic, no bacteria or harmful irritants at all. I know, right? Who makes a planet like that? I dunno if the Lokis killed everything or what, but
man, the thought of killing that many robots just to help somebody get a homeworld... whodathunk?"
...
"Hey, T-Zor! How's it going? You're never gonna guess who was on the phone? WREAV. Man, I don't even like the krogs much, and after putting down Wrex on Virmire, I thought they'd never be my friends again, but it turns out that if I get them a homeworld, they can leave their horribly irradiated home planet, and they'll totally be my friends! I have no idea why I'd want psychotic box turtles with shotguns for friends, but maybe they'll come in handy. So I was thinking, right, and stop me if this sounds crazy. You remember how you guys lost your homeworld to the geth? What if I blew up all the geth and then let the krogan move in? They'd be my bros and stuff, and maybe you guys could tell them where the best places to grow food are and stuff, since you used to live there and all. Hey, Tali McNally, that shotgun is for missions only, girlfriend. You shouldn't point that thing at people, even as a joke--"
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Two things to do if you wind up in a prison here. Bang my head on the wall until it bursts, or kill every son-of-a-bitch between me and an escape ship.
Figuring the latter option sounds better at the moment.
Why I fear the ocean.
REMEMBER THE BLITZ
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Worst. Thread title. Ever.
Unless by welcome you mean shoot in the face.
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The Blitz?
I'm going with Mindoir for my memories.
Every bullet I place in a Batarian skull, some poor farmer rests a little easier in his unmarked grave.
Heard Commander Shepard lost her family there. Guess that explains a little about her sunny disposition.
Why I fear the ocean.
Let's Play Final Fantasy 'II' (Ch10 - 5/17/10)
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I'm going to end you.
Like you ended the Alliance fleet in the Blitz?
Oh, wait.
Why I fear the ocean.
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I'm not here to debate the actions of slavers. You'll need us and our leviathan when the times comes. You'll see. You'll all see.
don't mention the war
YOU STARTED IT
Oh, slavers.
Like the overwhelming majority of the Batarian population?
Look. One of you four eyed bastards wants to cut ties and play nice, hell. No skin off my back.
But trying to act like the Hegemony deserves anything other than total destruction? Try the other one. It has bells on.
Why I fear the ocean.
Either way...
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It's true.
Duh
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I did not! you invaded Poland!
Colonist is "Batarians killed everyone"
Earthborn is gangbanger.
Spacer is the one with a happy family. All alive.
Why I fear the ocean.
Shut up, it makes perfect sense.
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bootstraps, consider yourselves pulled
Also I don't get the Batarian hate but then I never played Bring Down The Sky.
Is The Arrival on Steam? Just beat ASSBRO on 360 so now I gotta figure out what's next.
You have to buy all DLC from the bioware store with bioware points.
Probably 3-4 gigs.
okay I guess I'll be doing that, I guess I was really asking if it was on PC, rather than steam (since I keep seeing it advertised on XBL)
If they did that it would only be to enslave all the citadel races after they've been weakened by the reapers.
"Go for the eyes, 5th Fleet. Go for the eyes."
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Gonna have a universe of only shephard and elcor