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Mass Effect: I get it, you hate Belarus

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    takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sometimes bad posts happen to good people.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    how mysterious

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    quarians are involuntary shapeshifters

    tali looks like commander shepard under the mask

    calling it now

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    hey taky, you have any information about the free ME2 stuff form Dragon age?

    Do i have to buy the cerberus network for pc if i want my dragon age armour and Dr. pepper goggles? Also Zaeed. It's not a deal breaker or anything, but i'd rather not.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    they're actually gelatinous cubes pressed into humanoid form

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    taky one day I am gonna get you drunk and make you tell me all the awful things I can do to characters

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    If I have to pick between the Quarians and the Geth

    it's gonna be the Geth

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, the geth win that one easy.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Same.

    Sorry Quarians, you made your bed, finally time to lay in it.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yup.

    Sure, if Qwib Qwib manages to calm them down, great!

    But Legion bought Platinum charity copies of Geth Attack, and hates slavers nearly as much as Shepard. That's a good friend.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Who deserves it more, Legion or Tali?

    Legion is just too adorable.

    Sorry Tali.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Legion is a space bro, ain't no way I'd side against him.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ME2 drastically changed my attitude towards the Geth from ME1.

    But I suppose that was one of it's goals.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wanna fuck 'em both over

    Geth tried to kill me and them quarians is too shifty

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    takyris wrote: »
    Also, for the record (the record being approximately half an hour), anyone who kills Tali because they dislike her is missing their chance at real, full-flavored schadenfreude a ways down the line.

    You're gonna wanna trust me on this.

    are you trying to tell me that anybody who fucked Tali ended up killing her

    that's what I want to believe

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    that's not really what he said, no

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't hate Batarians

    but it's real real hard to miss that any time you see one there's a 90% chance you are going to be shooting it

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    -Tal wrote: »
    takyris wrote: »
    Also, for the record (the record being approximately half an hour), anyone who kills Tali because they dislike her is missing their chance at real, full-flavored schadenfreude a ways down the line.

    You're gonna wanna trust me on this.

    are you trying to tell me that anybody who fucked Tali ended up killing her

    that's what I want to believe

    I can hear the cries now

    MY WAIFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I sexed up everyone

    but I don't recall who I settled down with.

    I think I'm a space bachelor with a little Chambers in my chambers

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Wanna fuck 'em both over

    Geth tried to kill me and them quarians is too shifty

    The insane Geth tried to kill you.

    Racist.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Personally I hope.there is an option to trick Tali into getting out of her suit in a dangerous environkent

    Whoops, killed you

    Gonna go trick Jacob into sleeping with Morinth now

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've never managed to acquire Chambers

    honestly I can barely be fucked to get her to tend to my fish


    I guess she annoys me

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wanna fuck 'em both over

    Geth tried to kill me and them quarians is too shifty

    The insane Geth tried to kill you.

    Racist.

    ALL GETH LOOK ALIKE

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    I've never managed to acquire Chambers

    honestly I can barely be fucked to get her to tend to my fish


    I guess she annoys me

    I always did because I couldn't be fucked to feed them myself

    any time I went up there it was just "sigh..."

    *boopwshhhhhhhhh

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I have a extensive collection of dead fish in my tank. Adds to the ambiance.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I did not have time to be in my chambers often

    I was busy being a system hopping space dick

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Is the thread title some clever ruse to lure the batarians into a shooting range?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Is the thread title some clever ruse to lure the batarians into a shooting range?

    That's what I'm thinking! Pharezon must in deep cover, because who would think to support Batarians unless it involves a harpoon gun?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    you know I used to think the batarian thing was funny but by this point ugh we get it find some new material

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bring on the batarian women.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    you know I used to think the batarian thing was funny but by this point ugh we get it find some new material

    There is no new material, only ever old material

    honestly I find this less irritating than quads and poop sacs

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Poop sacs?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't know if I understand the Thread title.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    you know I used to think the batarian thing was funny but by this point ugh we get it find some new material

    What a shame.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hating on the batarians is too easy because they're not people, really they barely qualify as living things

    We should talk about how the quarians thought it was a good idea to delay assistance to the Alarei so they could make a political maneuver during Tali's trial

    or how every mission you see them on including Freedom's Progress, Haestrom, Gei Hinnom, Tali's loyalty, and every one on pilgrimage ends in failure and heavy casualties

    or how they failed at genocide and still refuse to take responsibility 300 years later, and have a political structure so weak that Shepard can bitch them out in their own courtroom

    Geth forever

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    you know I used to think the batarian thing was funny but by this point ugh we get it find some new material

    sounds like something a Batarian would say

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The quarians are just one more in a long line of groups that can't find their ass with both hands if Shep ain't around. Seems to be a real plague in this galaxy.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I assume you guys have already spoken about this?
    Production on the Mass Effect anime has already begun, and they promise to extend the pre-existing Mass Effect storyline through the anime medium.

    #pipe on
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Put more anime in the thing the anime goes in.

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