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ITT: My pet rat

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    leaf wrote:
    I'm new to this pet rat thing, but she's in her cage, making a kind of chirping noise. She's under her blanket, so...does this mean a happy rat, or a sad rat?

    Rats rarely make vocal noises that we can hear, unless you step on part of them (try not to do this). However, they do this thing people call "bruxing" where they click their upper and lower teeth together and move their jaw to and fro rapidly. It makes their eyes bug in and out. Bruxing is a sign of pleasure and security.

    Having a single rat is well and good, but rats are social animals. A single rat will bond to you very strongly, which is also great, but the rat will have more alone and lonely time when you aren't around. Having more than one rat is a little better for rats' social natures, but the rats will bond more to each other than you.

    As for her nipping you when you reach in the cage, she's a little scared of your hand. Try offering her a treat when she comes to your hand. You'll find that she quickly will learn to come to the big, scary hand if she associates it with food rather than terror.

    If you can rat-proof an area, let the rat out of the cage for exploring as much as can. I had a pet rat in law school, and she basically had the run of my apartment when I was home. She loved it. I have great memories of sitting there reading torts and having my little rat come climbing up my pants leg to fall asleep in my lap or just come up to say hi and then run off to get into some kind of mischief.

    Briareos on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I started reading a rat-owner's blog when I was interested in getting a pet that'd fit in my apartment. My interest started waning when I read back and she had generations of rats in only a few years, losing them to disease and old age.

    Russian Dwarf Hamsters

    in weeks we had umpteen babies and the babies were fucking and I'm pretty sure the fetuses were fucking while still in the womb
    That's... that's... that's the worst thing I've heard and imagined.

    goddamn adorable, friendly, energetic little guys



    anyone who's had a hamster knows that one hamster or group of hamsters that just sits there

    even after you get him miles of that tubing shit and wheels and everything

    oh no, let's just sit around on our asses and pray for death

    Not Russian Dwarf Hamsters. when they're not fucking (and you'll never actually see them fuck), they're bouncing off the goddamn walls of their cage, gnawing on wood chips and busting ballsfast through those tubes. Invest in wheels because these fuckers will cause it to catch on fire from friction. They are awesome

    Raneados on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I started reading a rat-owner's blog when I was interested in getting a pet that'd fit in my apartment. My interest started waning when I read back and she had generations of rats in only a few years, losing them to disease and old age.

    Russian Dwarf Hamsters

    in weeks we had umpteen babies and the babies were fucking and I'm pretty sure the fetuses were fucking while still in the womb
    That's... that's... that's the worst thing I've heard and imagined.

    goddamn adorable, friendly, energetic little guys



    anyone who's had a hamster knows that one hamster or group of hamsters that just sits there

    even after you get him miles of that tubing shit and wheels and everything

    oh no, let's just sit around on our asses and pray for death

    Not Russian Dwarf Hamsters. when they're not fucking (and you'll never actually see them fuck), they're bouncing off the goddamn walls of their cage, gnawing on wood chips and busting ballsfast through those tubes. Invest in wheels because these fuckers will cause it to catch on fire from friction. They are awesome
    I had a hamster once. He had one of those cool little tubing things, one end of which had little holes in it so it looked like the top of a salt shaker. Anyway, every night I would be awakened by a kind of scratching noise. I didn't really think it was anything the first few days, just the hamster having a little fun. Then, after a week, I had had enough. The little bastard was chewing on the salt shaker thing and causing one hell of a racket. Gave the fucker to my nephew. Apparently, it ran away shortly thereafter.

    msuitepyon on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    put a cat in the cage with the rat and film it
    with some luck, they'll be best friends and stars of the next great disney movie
    worst case scenario, you can make a documentary for national geographic

    Zoolander on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Awesome pets are anole lizards. Just make sure you don't put more than one male in the cage. Jesus, fuckers are territorial.

    msuitepyon on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    holy shit guys watch out I heard Butters is coming this way and as you all know he does not care for most things...

    oh...
    he's already here...



    anyway, be careful or he'll call you all haters

    You make me laugh, Rane.

    Butters on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.

    sarukun on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    msuitepyon on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hey Butters what is up

    Raneados on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    Dang.

    sarukun on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    Dang.
    No I will not be your rice queen.

    msuitepyon on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you should get your chink-dar replaced

    Zoolander on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    Dang.

    YELLOW FEVA

    sara, my japanese is going well and it is interestinmg and FUCK KANJI IN THE ASS

    Raneados on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Zoolander wrote:
    you should get your chink-dar replaced

    Racism all up ins.

    Wise_a on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wise_a wrote:
    Zoolander wrote:
    you should get your chink-dar replaced

    Racism all up ins.
    Werd.

    msuitepyon on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AWIY wrote:
    Yes.
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    Rats are faggots. My friend used to have a rat, and that thing sucked.
    I had a mouse a few years ago.
    Mice are man's best friend. Unless you're a farmer. Then you're fucked.

    Dublo7 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    the rules are stupid


    not in this case, though, it was used in a derogatory fashion

    but still


    stupid rules

    Raneados on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    Dang.

    YELLOW FEVA

    sara, my japanese is going well and it is interestinmg and FUCK KANJI IN THE ASS

    Man, don't be a pussy.

    You are learning like 5 and 8 and maybe possible 10 stroke kanjis right now.


    I learned a mother fucker today that had 17 strokes, and is part of a two word compound.

    The character with the most strokes that I know has 25 God-damn strokes.


    DO NOT PUSS OUT ON ME, YOU FUCKER.

    sarukun on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    Dang.

    YELLOW FEVA

    sara, my japanese is going well and it is interestinmg and FUCK KANJI IN THE ASS

    Man, don't be a pussy.

    You are learning like 5 and 8 and maybe possible 10 stroke kanjis right now.


    I learned a mother fucker today that had 17 strokes, and is part of a two word compound.

    The character with the most strokes that I know has 25 God-damn strokes.


    DO NOT PUSS OUT ON ME, YOU FUCKER.
    Yeah... you fucker...

    msuitepyon on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    Dang.

    YELLOW FEVA

    sara, my japanese is going well and it is interestinmg and FUCK KANJI IN THE ASS

    Man, don't be a pussy.

    You are learning like 5 and 8 and maybe possible 10 stroke kanjis right now.


    I learned a mother fucker today that had 17 strokes, and is part of a two word compound.

    The character with the most strokes that I know has 25 God-damn strokes.


    DO NOT PUSS OUT ON ME, YOU FUCKER.
    Yeah... you fucker...

    Well, like, in a cute, friendly way.

    C'mon, fucker, let's play Magic the Gathering.

    sarukun on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    why is this language so retarded?

    everything else I can deal with and nod to and go "oh, cool" but kanji is the most retadicon thing I've ever seen

    I can replace all of the kanji I know by just using their hiragana and NOBODY WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL

    Raneados on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Awesome pets are anole lizards.

    Are you Chinese?


    The way you constructed this sentence makes me think you are Chinese.
    I'm quite American. I just type what my mind thinks; it gets me in trouble a lot. I guess the correct way to say that is, "Anole lizards are awesome pets."

    Dang.

    YELLOW FEVA

    sara, my japanese is going well and it is interestinmg and FUCK KANJI IN THE ASS

    Man, don't be a pussy.

    You are learning like 5 and 8 and maybe possible 10 stroke kanjis right now.


    I learned a mother fucker today that had 17 strokes, and is part of a two word compound.

    The character with the most strokes that I know has 25 God-damn strokes.


    DO NOT PUSS OUT ON ME, YOU FUCKER.
    Yeah... you fucker...

    Well, like, in a cute, friendly way.

    C'mon, fucker, let's play Magic the Gathering.
    I gave all my M:TG cards to my nephew.... :(

    msuitepyon on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have an Elf deck.
    It's called Forest Fuckers.

    Alliteration.

    Dublo7 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    why is this language so retarded?

    everything else I can deal with and nod to and go "oh, cool" but kanji is the most retadicon thing I've ever seen

    I can replace all of the kanji I know by just using their hiragana and NOBODY WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL

    Interesting story about kanji.


    I bought Pokemon Emerald in Japan, because I wanted to play some pokemans, and I was like "It's all in hiragan, I can read this shit."


    Reading something in all hiragana is the biggest pain in the ass.


    It sucks. It sucks way, way worse than learning kanji. It is tedious and boring and makes your eyes hurt and takes too long and is gay.

    sarukun on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dublo7 wrote:
    I have an Elf deck.
    It's called Forest Fuckers.

    Alliteration.

    My squirrel deck challenges your elf deck.

    Swarms, and swarms, and swarms of squirrles.


    And they all have +7/+7 trample.

    sarukun on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    man I know I am venting furiously

    Raneados on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    hey Butters what is up

    Not much. Posting while I should be working. The usual.

    Butters on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    man I know I am venting furiously

    Wait till you live there.


    "I am well educated and respectful of other cultures and really like this place a whole lot but WHAT THE CHRIST IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS, MY GOD."

    sarukun on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    Dublo7 wrote:
    I have an Elf deck.
    It's called Forest Fuckers.

    Alliteration.

    My squirrel deck challenges your elf deck.

    Swarms, and swarms, and swarms of squirrles.


    And they all have +7/+7 trample.

    Oh shit.

    Dublo7 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep

    Raneados on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep
    graphic designer. Nobody in print shops even wants to know what goes on with the computer end of things.

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dublo7 wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    Dublo7 wrote:
    I have an Elf deck.
    It's called Forest Fuckers.

    Alliteration.

    My squirrel deck challenges your elf deck.

    Swarms, and swarms, and swarms of squirrles.


    And they all have +7/+7 trample.

    Oh shit.

    Dead by turn 8.

    sarukun on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep
    Internet support douche bag. That could work.

    Dublo7 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Did you call the rat scabbers

    is it missing a digit on one paw

    does it turn into a creepy little dude when you're not looking?

    DaySleeper on
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    sarukun wrote:
    Dublo7 wrote:
    sarukun wrote:
    Dublo7 wrote:
    I have an Elf deck.
    It's called Forest Fuckers.

    Alliteration.

    My squirrel deck challenges your elf deck.

    Swarms, and swarms, and swarms of squirrles.


    And they all have +7/+7 trample.

    Oh shit.

    Dead by turn 8.
    I have this thing with Magic where I'll be totally into it one day, and then the next day I'll be like "Fuck Magic".
    When I'm into it, I'll just scour ebay and buy like a billion loose cards, which I think I may be able to use.

    But yeah, it's really sporadic, my relationship with Magic.
    That also happens to me with Warhammer 40k.

    Dublo7 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep

    work study jobs offer plenty of time for paid posts

    Kadith on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep

    Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.

    Butters on
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep

    Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.


    I am the internet monitor here.

    Silmaril on
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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep

    Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.

    Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.

    DaySleeper on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work

    and how did you get them

    and what are they

    and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street



    also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep

    Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.

    Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.

    Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.

    Butters on
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