where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work
and how did you get them
and what are they
and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street
also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep
Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.
Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.
Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.
God, me too. I have to help people forward their email.
Yesterday one of the employees came to me and said he'd "lost his program"
One of the windows was scrolled down offscreen, I showed him the down arrow.
Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.
Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.
Ditto. Small online business means no blocker. Desk in the middle of the room and monitors facing the window means I can basically do what I like.
I haven't done anything worthwhile since lunchtime 4 hours ago.
SporkAndrew on
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work
and how did you get them
and what are they
and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street
also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep
Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.
Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.
Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.
God, me too. I have to help people forward their email.
Yesterday one of the employees came to me and said he'd "lost his program"
One of the windows was scrolled down offscreen, I showed him the down arrow.
where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work
and how did you get them
and what are they
and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street
also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep
Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.
Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.
Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.
God, me too. I have to help people forward their email.
Yesterday one of the employees came to me and said he'd "lost his program"
One of the windows was scrolled down offscreen, I showed him the down arrow.
Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.
Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.
Ditto. Small online business means no blocker. Desk in the middle of the room and monitors facing the window means I can basically do what I like.
I haven't done anything worthwhile since lunchtime 4 hours ago.
h5! I've been here since 8:00 and haven't really accomplished anything of note. Our office will be moving in the next 2-3 months (got our walking papers from the landlord), so when we get the new place I will set up such that I can see the door to the building from where I sit and my monitors will be set up so that only I can see them.
where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work
and how did you get them
and what are they
and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street
also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep
Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.
Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.
Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.
God, me too. I have to help people forward their email.
Yesterday one of the employees came to me and said he'd "lost his program"
One of the windows was scrolled down offscreen, I showed him the down arrow.
Do they also think that word does everything?
yeah and sometimes they can't find the internet.
Telling the difference between the monitor and the computer is beyond 95% of out staff.
where do you people get these jobs that let you post from work
and how did you get them
and what are they
and do I need to finish college to get one and live on easy street
also I am going back to my dorm and going to nappysleep
Small business. We don't have any fancy internet blocker.
Ditto. Plus I am by far the most tech-savvy person here so I can pretty much do whatever I like. They are in awe of my skills. I know how to reset the router, after all.
Oh yeah, same here. I'm the most tech-savvy person in my whole circle of coworkers and clients. It's ridiculous and funny at the same time.
God, me too. I have to help people forward their email.
Yesterday one of the employees came to me and said he'd "lost his program"
One of the windows was scrolled down offscreen, I showed him the down arrow.
Do they also think that word does everything?
yeah and sometimes they can't find the internet.
One of my bosses has expressed interest in web design. I feel bad but I pointed her at MS Publisher and told her to go nuts. I don't feel too bad because I will never have to use the webpage that she generates.
I found out a whole bunch of neat stuff about Firefox last night (namely keyboard shortcuts)
Mouse gestures for the awesome.
Mouse gestures? I just got 2.0
Tell me more
Download the all in one gestures plug-in.
You can then customise mouse gestures (hold down the right mouse button and move the mouse) for just about any firefox action. I use refresh and close current tab extensively.
to the point when I find it annoying I can't use them in Windows proper.
I have an Elf deck.
It's called Forest Fuckers.
Alliteration.
My squirrel deck challenges your elf deck.
Swarms, and swarms, and swarms of squirrles.
And they all have +7/+7 trample.
Oh shit.
Dead by turn 8.
I have this thing with Magic where I'll be totally into it one day, and then the next day I'll be like "Fuck Magic".
When I'm into it, I'll just scour ebay and buy like a billion loose cards, which I think I may be able to use.
But yeah, it's really sporadic, my relationship with Magic.
That also happens to me with Warhammer 40k.
I sold my magic cards about 2 years ago, and I got 800$ for them on ebay.
we had parakeets when i was a little kid. worst pets ever. you have to let them out of their cage so they can fly around and get exercise, and when you do, they shit all over everything, and nibble little holes in the wall.
so, they've been out of their cage for a while, and it's time for them to go back in. now you get to chase some god damn birds around trying to shoo them into their cage. my mother figured out that if you aim a dust buster in their direction and turn it on, they would go directly to their cage. not sure how she figured that out.
they bite. they bite hard, and draw blood.
they're loud. i would wake up at 5am on saturday to start my cartoon viewing. rocky and bullwinkle and he-man. i couldn't turn the tv up too loud, or it would wake up my parents, and they'd be pissed. so i had to sit really close to the tv to hear it over the 'chirp, chirp, Chrip, CHIRP CHIRP CHRIP. CHIRP IT'S MORNING! THE SUN IS COMING UP! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
we got rid of them to get cats. a pet store agreed to take them. the drone that was working there took one out of the cage, and sat it on her finger. we said, `don't do that, it's not going to stay there'. 'parakeets sit on your finger, don't worry.' 'no, really don't do that.' she did it anyway. half a second on her finger, and then it took to the air. aiming right at the huge glass window that was the store front. bam. parakeet with a broken neck.
stupid fucking cunt.
sark on
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
we had parakeets when i was a little kid. worst pets ever. you have to let them out of their cage so they can fly around and get exercise, and when you do, they shit all over everything, and nibble little holes in the wall.
so, they've been out of their cage for a while, and it's time for them to go back in. now you get to chase some god damn birds around trying to shoo them into their cage. my mother figured out that if you aim a dust buster in their direction and turn it on, they would go directly to their cage. not sure how she figured that out.
they bite. they bite hard, and draw blood.
they're loud. i would wake up at 5am on saturday to start my cartoon viewing. rocky and bullwinkle and he-man. i couldn't turn the tv up too loud, or it would wake up my parents, and they'd be pissed. so i had to sit really close to the tv to hear it over the 'chirp, chirp, Chrip, CHIRP CHIRP CHRIP. CHIRP IT'S MORNING! THE SUN IS COMING UP! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
we got rid of them to get cats. a pet store agreed to take them. the drone that was working there took one out of the cage, and sat it on her finger. we said, `don't do that, it's not going to stay there'. 'parakeets sit on your finger, don't worry.' 'no, really don't do that.' she did it anyway. half a second on her finger, and then it took to the air. aiming right at the huge glass window that was the store front. bam. parakeet with a broken neck.
my brother's piano teacher used to keep a paroquet that would fly down from a beam on the roof and 'clean her teeth' for her. no seriously she would be all 'pretty bird pretty bird' and it would be making out with the lady it was fucked up
I found out a whole bunch of neat stuff about Firefox last night (namely keyboard shortcuts)
Mouse gestures for the awesome.
Mouse gestures? I just got 2.0
Tell me more
Download the all in one gestures plug-in.
You can then customise mouse gestures (hold down the right mouse button and move the mouse) for just about any firefox action. I use refresh and close current tab extensively.
to the point when I find it annoying I can't use them in Windows proper.
I started reading a rat-owner's blog when I was interested in getting a pet that'd fit in my apartment. My interest started waning when I read back and she had generations of rats in only a few years, losing them to disease and old age.
Russian Dwarf Hamsters
in weeks we had umpteen babies and the babies were fucking and I'm pretty sure the fetuses were fucking while still in the womb
That's... that's... that's the worst thing I've heard and imagined.
goddamn adorable, friendly, energetic little guys
anyone who's had a hamster knows that one hamster or group of hamsters that just sits there
even after you get him miles of that tubing shit and wheels and everything
oh no, let's just sit around on our asses and pray for death
Not Russian Dwarf Hamsters. when they're not fucking (and you'll never actually see them fuck), they're bouncing off the goddamn walls of their cage, gnawing on wood chips and busting ballsfast through those tubes. Invest in wheels because these fuckers will cause it to catch on fire from friction. They are awesome
I have a Russian Dwarf Hamster and she doesn't bounce off the walls. She does love to roll around in her ball and chase the cats though. When she's in her cage she just sits there and chews on stuff.
Also
cheshire on
She was never meant to be a common creature
Extraordinary takes time
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Bloods EndBlade of TyshallePunch dimensionRegistered Userregular
I started reading a rat-owner's blog when I was interested in getting a pet that'd fit in my apartment. My interest started waning when I read back and she had generations of rats in only a few years, losing them to disease and old age.
Russian Dwarf Hamsters
in weeks we had umpteen babies and the babies were fucking and I'm pretty sure the fetuses were fucking while still in the womb
That's... that's... that's the worst thing I've heard and imagined.
goddamn adorable, friendly, energetic little guys
anyone who's had a hamster knows that one hamster or group of hamsters that just sits there
even after you get him miles of that tubing shit and wheels and everything
oh no, let's just sit around on our asses and pray for death
Not Russian Dwarf Hamsters. when they're not fucking (and you'll never actually see them fuck), they're bouncing off the goddamn walls of their cage, gnawing on wood chips and busting ballsfast through those tubes. Invest in wheels because these fuckers will cause it to catch on fire from friction. They are awesome
I have a Russian Dwarf Hamster and she doesn't bounce off the walls. She does love to roll around in her ball and chase the cats though. When she's in her cage she just sits there and chews on stuff.
Also
I would name him Fox McCloud and he'd be the bestest space pilot ever.
Bloods End on
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
we had parakeets when i was a little kid. worst pets ever. you have to let them out of their cage so they can fly around and get exercise, and when you do, they shit all over everything, and nibble little holes in the wall.
so, they've been out of their cage for a while, and it's time for them to go back in. now you get to chase some god damn birds around trying to shoo them into their cage. my mother figured out that if you aim a dust buster in their direction and turn it on, they would go directly to their cage. not sure how she figured that out.
they bite. they bite hard, and draw blood.
they're loud. i would wake up at 5am on saturday to start my cartoon viewing. rocky and bullwinkle and he-man. i couldn't turn the tv up too loud, or it would wake up my parents, and they'd be pissed. so i had to sit really close to the tv to hear it over the 'chirp, chirp, Chrip, CHIRP CHIRP CHRIP. CHIRP IT'S MORNING! THE SUN IS COMING UP! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
we got rid of them to get cats. a pet store agreed to take them. the drone that was working there took one out of the cage, and sat it on her finger. we said, `don't do that, it's not going to stay there'. 'parakeets sit on your finger, don't worry.' 'no, really don't do that.' she did it anyway. half a second on her finger, and then it took to the air. aiming right at the huge glass window that was the store front. bam. parakeet with a broken neck.
stupid fucking cunt.
HA! See? Birds suck.
No, you're bird just happend to be crappy bird. I've had both lame-as-fucking-hell-birds and I've had birds that kick ass
My current bird is really cool. he's friendly and we whistle to each other and he's really really cute and he makes really adorable noises and nibbles business cards and cute cute cute OMG OFJSDGSJG
I guess what I'm trying to say is NO U.
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
Posts
Yesterday one of the employees came to me and said he'd "lost his program"
One of the windows was scrolled down offscreen, I showed him the down arrow.
Ditto. Small online business means no blocker. Desk in the middle of the room and monitors facing the window means I can basically do what I like.
I haven't done anything worthwhile since lunchtime 4 hours ago.
Do they also think that word does everything?
h5! I've been here since 8:00 and haven't really accomplished anything of note. Our office will be moving in the next 2-3 months (got our walking papers from the landlord), so when we get the new place I will set up such that I can see the door to the building from where I sit and my monitors will be set up so that only I can see them.
Unofficial PA IRC chat: #paforums at irc.slashnet.org
Telling the difference between the monitor and the computer is beyond 95% of out staff.
And my god I hate TweakUI with a passion because it's a sack of shit, but can do some cool stuff.
How can you even make a program that fucks up windows, Microsoft? HoW?!
One of my bosses has expressed interest in web design. I feel bad but I pointed her at MS Publisher and told her to go nuts. I don't feel too bad because I will never have to use the webpage that she generates.
Unofficial PA IRC chat: #paforums at irc.slashnet.org
"Spyware found!"
*click remove spyware*
"Haha, nah, can't do it. Sorry homeboy."
Mouse gestures for the awesome.
Mouse gestures? I just got 2.0
Tell me more
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist
Download the all in one gestures plug-in.
You can then customise mouse gestures (hold down the right mouse button and move the mouse) for just about any firefox action. I use refresh and close current tab extensively.
to the point when I find it annoying I can't use them in Windows proper.
I sold my magic cards about 2 years ago, and I got 800$ for them on ebay.
we had parakeets when i was a little kid. worst pets ever. you have to let them out of their cage so they can fly around and get exercise, and when you do, they shit all over everything, and nibble little holes in the wall.
so, they've been out of their cage for a while, and it's time for them to go back in. now you get to chase some god damn birds around trying to shoo them into their cage. my mother figured out that if you aim a dust buster in their direction and turn it on, they would go directly to their cage. not sure how she figured that out.
they bite. they bite hard, and draw blood.
they're loud. i would wake up at 5am on saturday to start my cartoon viewing. rocky and bullwinkle and he-man. i couldn't turn the tv up too loud, or it would wake up my parents, and they'd be pissed. so i had to sit really close to the tv to hear it over the 'chirp, chirp, Chrip, CHIRP CHIRP CHRIP. CHIRP IT'S MORNING! THE SUN IS COMING UP! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
we got rid of them to get cats. a pet store agreed to take them. the drone that was working there took one out of the cage, and sat it on her finger. we said, `don't do that, it's not going to stay there'. 'parakeets sit on your finger, don't worry.' 'no, really don't do that.' she did it anyway. half a second on her finger, and then it took to the air. aiming right at the huge glass window that was the store front. bam. parakeet with a broken neck.
stupid fucking cunt.
HA! See? Birds suck.
I have a Russian Dwarf Hamster and she doesn't bounce off the walls. She does love to roll around in her ball and chase the cats though. When she's in her cage she just sits there and chews on stuff.
Also
Extraordinary takes time
I would name him Fox McCloud and he'd be the bestest space pilot ever.
Is this a good decision?
Extraordinary takes time
and
http://www.xkcd.com/c31.html
Based on that, I think getting a ferret could very well save your life.
Cutest animal ever.
No, you're bird just happend to be crappy bird. I've had both lame-as-fucking-hell-birds and I've had birds that kick ass
My current bird is really cool. he's friendly and we whistle to each other and he's really really cute and he makes really adorable noises and nibbles business cards and cute cute cute OMG OFJSDGSJG
I guess what I'm trying to say is NO U.
I'll see your claim and raise you a
And sleeping!
Take that!
Extraordinary takes time