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Consenting Hobbits

DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
edited November 2012 in Social Entropy++

It's happening you guys.

The Hobbit is getting made.
The Hobbit follows the journey of Bilbo Baggins, who is swept into an epic quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor, which was conquered by the dragon Smaug. Approached out of the blue by the wizard Gandalf the Grey, Bilbo finds himself joining a company of 13 dwarves led by the legendary warrior Thorin Oakenshield. Their journey will take them into the wild; through treacherous lands swarming with goblins and orcs, deadly wargs and giant spiders, shapeshifters and sorcerers and ultimately Baggins' meeting with Gollum, where he gains possession of Gollum's "precious" ring, the simple gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-Earth.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrWhMum4PcU

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  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Holy shit

    Yes

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Please don't suck
    Please don't suck
    Please don't suck
    Please don't suck
    Please don't suck

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    the hobbit was a superior book in every single way

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    the hobbit was a superior book in every single way

    Bollocks.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    There are rumors that Leonard Nimoy will voice Smaug.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Why is it going to be two movies?
    Isn't The Hobbit shorter than either of the LotR parts?

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Turambar wrote: »
    Why is it going to be two movies?
    Isn't The Hobbit shorter than either of the LotR parts?

    It's obvious:
    Two movies =
    2x $$ at the theatre
    2x $$ at DVD/BluRay release
    2x $$ at Director's Cut release

    edit: Also, skinny Peter Jackson is encouraging in that the dude has his health under control. However, I see him and still don't realize it's him for a minute. He looks so crazy different.

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Turambar wrote: »
    Why is it going to be two movies?
    Isn't The Hobbit shorter than either of the LotR parts?
    Smaug requires a reel unto himself.

    As does the Battle of the Four Armies.

    As might Bilbo's encounter with Gollum and finding the ring.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    most of the hobbit I would like to see in the movie

    most of the lotr trilogy I could do without

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I walked past Martin Freeman last time I was in Wellington, seemed really happy!

    Also I dare you guys not to get emotional while watching that video

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't wanna jinx it but

    we seem to have an awful lot of movie threads right now

    more like movie forum ++

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    there is no way that this is not going to be fantastic

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I am so excited for this

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  • MVikingMViking Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    LotR were better books, but I think the Hobbit is better movie material. I look forward to this.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    mcp wrote: »
    There are rumors that Leonard Nimoy will voice Smaug.

    yes

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I need to ask a question.
    Will this be a musical? Because I really want to see 13 dwarves singing about wrecking up Bilbo's hobbit hole.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    mcp wrote: »
    There are rumors that Leonard Nimoy will voice Smaug.

    Now I can't get the Bilbo Baggins song out of my head. Thanks

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dys wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    There are rumors that Leonard Nimoy will voice Smaug.

    yes

    Now I will accept nothing else.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Dys wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    There are rumors that Leonard Nimoy will voice Smaug.

    yes

    Now I will accept nothing else.

    I heard awhile ago that Guillermo Del Toro helped work on the design for Smaug as well.

    Not sure how true it is, but if both of these facts are true I'm expecting perfection.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dys wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Dys wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    There are rumors that Leonard Nimoy will voice Smaug.

    yes

    Now I will accept nothing else.

    I heard awhile ago that Guillermo Del Toro helped work on the design for Smaug as well.

    Not sure how true it is, but if both of these facts are true I'm expecting perfection.

    he helped work on a lot of the designs, the question is if PJ is gonna use any of them

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Dys wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    There are rumors that Leonard Nimoy will voice Smaug.

    yes

    Now I will accept nothing else.

    John-Rhys Davies for Smaug. I will defend that pick until death!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    smaug always struck me as a jeremy irons kinda voice

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    smaug always struck me as a jeremy irons kinda voice

    oh my god

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm so excited for this that I started re-reading The Hobbit in anticipation

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sam Waterston as the voice of Smaug!

    Eye brows to be added to the dragon!

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  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wish I could set this to autoplay.

    The bravest little hobbit of them all!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Tleilaxu wrote: »
    I wish I could set this to autoplay.

    The bravest little hobbit of them all!

    http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=LR-MSZSLC5w



    Also, David Warner would make a pretty great Smaug.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wondered whether this was going to be a thread for short people. This is better.

    When I was little and read The Hobbit for the first time I would try to make up a tune for all the songs Tolkien included throughout the story.

    I still do this.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uvPXTDKwWM

    Kind of hoping the big angry boasting session will still be there in some form.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Beasteh wrote: »
    there is no way that this is not going to be fantastic

    what about those reports of them shoehorning in a bunch of LOTR cameos.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    there is no way that this is not going to be fantastic

    what about those reports of them shoehorning in a bunch of LOTR cameos.

    The ones that sound tasteful and don't intrude on the main narrative?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    If they can work Sean Bean in I don't give a shit how little sense it makes

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    there is no way that this is not going to be fantastic

    what about those reports of them shoehorning in a bunch of LOTR cameos.
    Who?
    Frodo is going to be intro'ing the movies by reading Bilbo's stories of what happened so it bridges The Hobbit with LOTR.

    Legolas is the only other one you could consider being shoehorned but every report suggests it's brief.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I really hope they keep del Toro's designs, if that rumor was true.

    Also goddamn, has it really been twelve years?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Peter looks a lot better in the video.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I
    Also goddamn, has it really been twelve years?


    I find this terrifying

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I paused at what looked like an image of a double-bitted medieval hatchet. “That’s Smaug,” del Toro said. It was an overhead view: “See, he’s like a flying axe.” Del Toro thinks that monsters should appear transformed when viewed from a fresh angle, lest the audience lose a sense of awe. Defining silhouettes is the first step in good monster design, he said. “Then you start playing with movement. The next element of design is colour. And then finally-finally-comes detail. A lot of people go the other way, and just pile up a lot of detail.”

    I turned to a lateral image of the dragon. Smaug’s body, as del Toro had imagined it, was unusually long and thin. The bones of its wings were articulated on the dorsal side, giving the creature a slithery softness across its belly. “It’s a little bit more like a snake,” he said. I thought of his big Russian painting. Del Toro had written that the beast would alight “like a water bird.”

    Smaug’s front legs looked disproportionately small, like those of a T. rex. This would allow the dragon to assume a different aspect in closeup: the camera could capture “hand” gestures and facial expressions in one tight frame, avoiding the quivery distractions of wings and tail. (Smaug is a voluble, manipulative dragon; Tolkien describes him as having “an overwhelming personality”.) Smaug’s eyes, del Toro added, were “going to be sculpturally very hidden”. This would create a sense of drama when the thieving Bilbo stirs the beast from slumber.

    Del Toro wanted to be creative with the wing placement. “Dragon design can be broken into essentially two species,” he explained at one point. Most had wings attached to the forelimbs. “The only other variation is the anatomically incorrect variation of the six-appendage creature”-four legs, like a horse, with two additional winged arms. “But there’s no large creature on earth that has six appendages!” He had become frustrated while sketching dragons that followed these schemes. The journal had a discarded prototype. “Now, that’s a dragon you’ve seen before,” he said. “I just added these samurai legs. That doesn’t work for me.”
    From this New Yorker article.

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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Gotta be honest, I think Peter Jackson is not a good director. The only reason the LotR movies turned out as well as they did is the quality of the source material, and possibly the fact that it was such a huge project that he couldn't ruin the whole thing by himself. And even then, I think the worst parts of those movies are the areas in which they depart substantially from the books - so the parts in which Jackson & co.'s creative vision is most prominent. (I'm not debating the need to adapt the material for the screen, I just think their execution was bad.)

    Beyond that, I've seen two of his other movies, Heavenly Creatures and the King Kong remake. Both were bad, but King Kong especially was an abomination. Just terrible. So I'm not thrilled that he's back on board for the Hobbit; I'd much have preferred Guillermo del Toro's take on it (even if it would inevitably have given me nightmares). Hopefully it'll play out along the same lines as the LotR movies - good in spite of him.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    No large creature on earth has six appendages, huh

    I... that remark is just

    Not going there

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