Oh God, who made this music video?

DrunkasaurusRex

I miss octopusmechanic, he was a true hero amongst men.

FortyTwo

DrunkasaurusRex wrote:

I miss octopusmechanic, he was a true hero amongst men.

Oh man, you are reaching new levels of douchebaggery right here.

naporeon

Framling wrote:

DrunkasaurusRex wrote:

naporeon wrote:

DrunkasaurusRex wrote:

I thought the video was that Addams Family song by MC Hammer but sadly, it wasn't.

You assholes live for stupid shit like this so why the FUCK are you failing me?

Now--and bear in mind, this is just an hypothesis--it could be because you appear to be a hopeless dipshit.

Again, experiments may be required to demonstrate the veracity of this.

Don't judge me by my company, my good sir.

Fram, that image is so perfect for this situation that I'd like to buy you some delicious waffles.

y/n?

Framling

naporeon wrote:

Framling wrote:

DrunkasaurusRex wrote:

naporeon wrote:

DrunkasaurusRex wrote:

I thought the video was that Addams Family song by MC Hammer but sadly, it wasn't.

You assholes live for stupid shit like this so why the FUCK are you failing me?

Now--and bear in mind, this is just an hypothesis--it could be because you appear to be a hopeless dipshit.

Again, experiments may be required to demonstrate the veracity of this.

Don't judge me by my company, my good sir.

Fram, that image is so perfect for this situation that I'd like to buy you some delicious waffles.

y/n?

I already had some breakfast today. And Dru's buying us waffles on Sunday, apparently.

I've got an opening for next Sunday.

Also: what happened last weekend, man?

naporeon

Framling wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Framling wrote:

DrunkasaurusRex wrote:

naporeon wrote:

DrunkasaurusRex wrote:

I thought the video was that Addams Family song by MC Hammer but sadly, it wasn't.

You assholes live for stupid shit like this so why the FUCK are you failing me?

Now--and bear in mind, this is just an hypothesis--it could be because you appear to be a hopeless dipshit.

Again, experiments may be required to demonstrate the veracity of this.

Don't judge me by my company, my good sir.

Fram, that image is so perfect for this situation that I'd like to buy you some delicious waffles.

y/n?

I already had some breakfast today. And Dru's buying us waffles on Sunday, apparently.

I've got an opening for next Sunday.

Also: what happened last weekend, man?

I asked Jordyn if we were still on on like Wednesday, and she was all, "Meh, I don't know. Frying shit is exspensive."

And I was like, "Yo, I can pick up some shit."

And she never answered.

By the time you guys called, I had already been at my friend's house for about two hours, and in addition to being pretty sloshed, I had my phone on Silent.

And you fuckers are having waffles this weekend? Why wasn't I notified?

Framling

naporeon wrote:

Framling wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Framling wrote:

Fram, that image is so perfect for this situation that I'd like to buy you some delicious waffles.

y/n?

I already had some breakfast today. And Dru's buying us waffles on Sunday, apparently.

I've got an opening for next Sunday.

Also: what happened last weekend, man?

I asked Jordyn if we were still on on like Wednesday, and she was all, "Meh, I don't know. Frying shit is exspensive."

And I was like, "Yo, I can pick up some shit."

And she never answered.

By the time you guys called, I had already been at my friend's house for about two hours, and in addition to being pretty sloshed, I had my phone on Silent.

And you fuckers are having waffles this weekend? Why wasn't I notified?

Shit, man, I wasn't notified until days after the plans were made. You can probably come along, I just don't know that Dru'd buy your waffles. Unless he still owes you for WafflePAX.

naporeon

Framling wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Framling wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Framling wrote:

Fram, that image is so perfect for this situation that I'd like to buy you some delicious waffles.

y/n?

I already had some breakfast today. And Dru's buying us waffles on Sunday, apparently.

I've got an opening for next Sunday.

Also: what happened last weekend, man?

I asked Jordyn if we were still on on like Wednesday, and she was all, "Meh, I don't know. Frying shit is exspensive."

And I was like, "Yo, I can pick up some shit."

And she never answered.

By the time you guys called, I had already been at my friend's house for about two hours, and in addition to being pretty sloshed, I had my phone on Silent.

And you fuckers are having waffles this weekend? Why wasn't I notified?

Shit, man, I wasn't notified until days after the plans were made. You can probably come along, I just don't know that Dru'd buy your waffles. Unless he still owes you for WafflePAX.

He's buying me pho tomorrow.

It was supposed to be today, but some fuckers are playing CoH, I guess.

Monkeybomb

You're all a bunch of racists.

PiptheFair

what the hell is this thread

naporeon

PipTheFair wrote:

what the hell is this thread

Act I: New guy shits all over himself.
Act II: New guy continues shitting all over himself.
Act III: Pip asks "what the hell is this thread"

There.

You are up to speed.

Framling

PipTheFair wrote:

what the hell is this thread

PiptheFair

alright I guess that works

Pata

PipTheFair wrote:

what the hell is this thread

TankHammer

Have we ruled out that this music video ISN'T any of the suggestions mentioned previously? Have you tried Eddie Murphy's "Party all the Time?" I'm not sure if that's too black for you though, maybe just black enough.

It could also be the 1991 film Nothing But Trouble which featured a hip-hop wedding scene in a house full of deranged freaks. You should look into that one. It's pretty awesome. That, however, might not be black enough.

On a scale from ivory to onyx what was the blackness level of this video? This is important.

Ashcroft

You know, sometimes I think about making a thread.