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Portal 2! IT'S HERE! IT'S OUT!

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  • LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, even though I haven't logged onto Steam for a few weeks or so, I see that I can help the cause by playing Defense Grid right now. Considered the cause helped!

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  • APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, Ive been doing my part byplay Hopscotch in SMB for over an hour. Still can't beat the freaking level. Grrrrr. Maybe I'll try Meat is Death a bit...

    I'll also ask again. Anyone have any idea if I'll be able to run Portal 2 at all? Even with the settings turned down? I handle Portal 1, Half-Life 2 and Mass Effect just fine... and can run ME2 with things turned down a bunch.

    Its an Intel Duo 2.2GHz T7500 with a GeForce 8600M GT graphics card.

    My mouse is hovering over Buy... I just see that 3.0 GHz recommendation and am.. nervous...

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MrPsycohed wrote: »
    Oh early release, stay classy.

    I could have played Portal 2 at the same time if I had ordered it with free delivery on the internet. And for cheaper.

    On the plus side, I've moved past annoyance to amusement as to how much they suck at promotions, so there is that.

    Would you say we got...

    potat-owned?

    After the whole potato sack ARG thing started, I've been saying this every time I kill some motherfucker online in Mount and Blade: Warband. It's actually gotten me temp banned on several servers but I don't give a shit.
    MikeMan wrote: »
    So I'm happy.
    yeah but you have herpes

    MikeMan has a point

    edit: a midnight release is fine with me. I don't get off work till 11:00 and I stay up every night until 2-5 anyway.

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  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, Ive been doing my part byplay Hopscotch in SMB for over an hour. Still can't beat the freaking level. Grrrrr. Maybe I'll try Meat is Death a bit...

    I'll also ask again. Anyone have any idea if I'll be able to run Portal 2 at all? Even with the settings turned down? I handle Portal 1, Half-Life 2 and Mass Effect just fine... and can run ME2 with things turned down a bunch.

    Its an Intel Duo 2.2GHz T7500 with a GeForce 8600M GT graphics card.

    My mouse is hovering over Buy... I just see that 3.0 GHz recommendation and am.. nervous...

    Try Alien Swarm on it. It's based off the same engine and has the same requirements as Portal 2, and although it obviously isn't the same game, it may give you an idea.

    For what I can see, though, I don't see a problem with the specs.


    edit: and that 3.0 GHz recommendation is only for a single-core machine (Pentium 4 as its reference). It wants a 2.0 GHz dual core machine, which is what you meet.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    We're down to 116.5k potatoes.

    Play faster, my minions!

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It BETTER run on my machine. The HL2 games have, as does Portal. One of the benefits of their allegiance to the Source Engine, no doubt.

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  • APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Zxerol wrote: »

    edit: and that 3.0 GHz recommendation is only for a single-core machine (Pentium 4 as its reference). It wants a 2.0 GHz dual core machine, which is what you meet.

    Wow, Im an idiot.

    Well, I'll run out the clock playing SMB,then buy the game and let it Download overnight. I have tommorrow off work, so Ill enjoy it then

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It BETTER run on my machine. The HL2 games have, as does Portal. One of the benefits of their allegiance to the Source Engine, no doubt.

    It ain't the same Source engine anymore.

    Plus: fluid physics.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dyvion wrote:
    He doesn't -actually- have herpes. Unless he does. He was on the losing end of a forum rename.
    haha, I know

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I preordered the PS3 version from a Gamestop near my job.

    I'll be touching my disk all day tomorrow at my desk, just thinking about putting myself into some of those vertical rifts tomorrow night. Mmm.

    Drez on
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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Vegan wrote: »
    The fear is, once we start, CAN we stop and go to bed?

    I'm not sure how this is going to work out. Especially since I may be out all of tomorrow, meaning the earliest I might get some time in on the game will be Wednesday night.

    I've tried to be as positive as I could be over this whole thing, as has been evidenced in this thread and others, but I've gotta admit that being able to sneak an hour or so in with a digital midnight release after putting countless hours into Killing Floor (and potato'ing in a few others) is a bit bittersweet.

    I'm not ragin'. I do appreciate getting new faces onto the KF servers and had a blast shooting mutants and wielding doors with fine PA'ers and PuGs alike. But seriously... an hour or two ago would've been nice. 4-6+ would've been golden.

    Forar on
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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Vegan wrote: »
    It BETTER run on my machine. The HL2 games have, as does Portal. One of the benefits of their allegiance to the Source Engine, no doubt.

    It ain't the same Source engine anymore.

    Plus: fluid physics.

    Yeah, well I just tested out Alien Swarm. Ran pretty well for the type of machine this is.

    And I guess I can always just co-op with my PC buddy on my PS3.

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  • MetallikatMetallikat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I just wish Valve had been more upfront about just how "early" this game is going to be released. If they'd been honest and said "Yeah, buy this other pack of games and grind the everloving shit out of them and we'll release Portal 2 a few hours early, around midnight on a work week", I'm guessing the community response would have been underwhelming. While people were perhaps naive for believing it would be released days earlier instead of hours, Valve certainly did nothing to quash that belief, and monetarily benefited from it. It's certainly their right to do this with their product if they want to, but I can't help hoping they're more honest and transparent about things in the future.

    Metallikat on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    guys the twist is not only has it been unlocked for the last 5 hours...

    but we've been playing it and enjoying it, only to have our memories edited to make us think we've been posting on the forums...

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    guys the twist is not only has it been unlocked for the last 5 hours...

    but we've been playing it and enjoying it, only to have our memories edited to make us think we've been posting on the forums...

    No John, you are the portals.

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    guys the twist is not only has it been unlocked for the last 5 hours...

    but we've been playing it and enjoying it, only to have our memories edited to make us think we've been posting on the forums...

    Good lord, GlaDOS has joined forces with Slenderman... may god help us all.

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Assuming that "4/19/11 7AM = 4/15/11 9AM" means a Friday 9am release is not naive. We were incorrect, but I don't think that's our fault.

    Vegan on
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  • TheGerbilTheGerbil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Vegan wrote: »
    The fear is, once we start, CAN we stop and go to bed?

    I won't lie to you. It was really hard to stop playing and study, which was something I knew I had to do.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DeathPrawn wrote: »
    Man, I wish Valve would let me fucking preload the game already. I preordered 4 or 5 days ago, but every time I try to get it to preload it tells me their servers are being hammered. I've downloaded Potato Pack games just fine since then, they just really don't want me to be able to play Portal 2 as soon as it unlocks.

    reboot you computer.

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  • APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Meat Boy is close to being complete. I challenge you all to beat my time on 2-16 SYNJ and 1-18X WHITEWASH (yes, they are glitch free times!). Steam ID is below

    Humiliate me... for Portal!

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  • GriswoldGriswold that's rough, buddyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Metallikat wrote: »
    I just wish Valve had been more upfront about just how "early" this game is going to be released. If they'd been honest and said "Yeah, buy this other pack of games and grind the everloving shit out of them and we'll release Portal 2 a few hours early, around midnight on a work week", I'm guessing the community response would have been underwhelming. While people were perhaps naive for believing it would be released days earlier instead of hours, Valve certainly did nothing to quash that belief, and monetarily benefited from it. It's certainly their right to do this with their product if they want to, but I can't help hoping they're more honest and transparent about things in the future.

    Um, duh?
    They almost certainly had a contractual agreement with either Gamestop or Sony that the game would release on April 19th. They never had any intention of releasing it any earlier than 0:00 04-19 and the "Potato Sack" website is as scripted as the rising and setting of the sun.

    Daedalus on
  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    guys the twist is not only has it been unlocked for the last 5 hours...

    but we've been playing it and enjoying it, only to have our memories edited to make us think we've been posting on the forums...

    Good lord, GlaDOS has joined forces with Slenderman... may god help us all.

    Joined forces probably means "Killed with a neurotoxin" given GLaDOS.

    So we're probably not any more doomed.

    chiasaur11 on
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It's close. Both SMB and KF are above 97%. Estimates are within 10-20 mins, and the post from GlaDOS helps with that. It's 11 EST.

    (And of course this means that people are gonna drop out of the games and the bar's gonna stall.)

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    TheGerbil wrote: »
    Vegan wrote: »
    The fear is, once we start, CAN we stop and go to bed?

    I won't lie to you. It was really hard to stop playing and study, which was something I knew I had to do.

    ... are you seriously going to spend every last minute you can rubbing it in that you've supposedly played? 'Cause it's kind of a goose'y thing to be doing in a thread full of people who have (in general) been struggling to get the damned thing out a few hours early all weekend.


    From GLADOS:
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

    Forar on
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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hey guys, this is probably a good time to update your video card drivers if you haven't in a while. Just a reminder, might improve performance, even if it's not specifically tweaked for Portal 2 yet.

    Vegan on
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  • PriestPriest Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Less than one hundred thousand spuds left gentlemen. Witness as your Idaho-wrought ambitions are chewed up by the robotic maw of GLaDOS.

    Priest on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Daedalus wrote: »
    Metallikat wrote: »
    I just wish Valve had been more upfront about just how "early" this game is going to be released. If they'd been honest and said "Yeah, buy this other pack of games and grind the everloving shit out of them and we'll release Portal 2 a few hours early, around midnight on a work week", I'm guessing the community response would have been underwhelming. While people were perhaps naive for believing it would be released days earlier instead of hours, Valve certainly did nothing to quash that belief, and monetarily benefited from it. It's certainly their right to do this with their product if they want to, but I can't help hoping they're more honest and transparent about things in the future.

    Um, duh?
    They almost certainly had a contractual agreement with either Gamestop or Sony that the game would release on April 19th. They never had any intention of releasing it any earlier than 0:00 04-19 and the "Potato Sack" website is as scripted as the rising and setting of the sun.

    When all this hubbub started, I found the idea of EA or Gamestop allowing this to happen before 4/19 really...weird.

    Not to mention there are midnight releases going on tonight.

    Drez on
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Drez wrote: »
    Daedalus wrote: »
    Metallikat wrote: »
    I just wish Valve had been more upfront about just how "early" this game is going to be released. If they'd been honest and said "Yeah, buy this other pack of games and grind the everloving shit out of them and we'll release Portal 2 a few hours early, around midnight on a work week", I'm guessing the community response would have been underwhelming. While people were perhaps naive for believing it would be released days earlier instead of hours, Valve certainly did nothing to quash that belief, and monetarily benefited from it. It's certainly their right to do this with their product if they want to, but I can't help hoping they're more honest and transparent about things in the future.

    Um, duh?
    They almost certainly had a contractual agreement with either Gamestop or Sony that the game would release on April 19th. They never had any intention of releasing it any earlier than 0:00 04-19 and the "Potato Sack" website is as scripted as the rising and setting of the sun.

    When all this hubbub started, I found the idea of EA or Gamestop allowing this to happen before 4/19 really...weird.

    Not to mention there are midnight releases going on tonight.

    Also, Santa Claus isn't real.

    Daedalus on
  • proyebatproyebat GARY WAS HERE ASH IS A LOSERRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ok so I see a DVD copy of the PC version on Amazon for $35 and am temped to buy. Having never used Amazon before, do they send an email with the code, or would I have to play the waiting game for the disc to arrive?

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  • PriestPriest Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm surprised at anyone talking about EA or Gamestop being pissed about anything. With the rampant, unadulterated success of Steam, I think some people don't quite realize the power of Newell.

    When it comes to publisher power:

    Steam > EA > Gamestop.

    Anyone at any publisher who thinks otherwise can lick Valve's salty cajones and promptly not have their game offered through Steam.

    Any day of the week and twice on the portal-induced apocalypse.

    Priest on
  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    If it's a disc copy, you'll have to wait. Codes are for their downloadable service.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, this is going to be the first launch of a Valve game I've missed, ever. Work ran over just eough that I missed the bus that would have gotten me home in time, so I'm going to miss it by over an hour.

    Looking at it that way, I guess it isn't TOO bad. Still sucks, especially since if one person didn't give an utterly useless testimony that ran on for 15 minutes, I would have caught it.

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  • TheGerbilTheGerbil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Forar wrote: »
    TheGerbil wrote: »
    Vegan wrote: »
    The fear is, once we start, CAN we stop and go to bed?

    I won't lie to you. It was really hard to stop playing and study, which was something I knew I had to do.

    ... are you seriously going to spend every last minute you can rubbing it in that you've supposedly played? 'Cause it's kind of a goose'y thing to be doing in a thread full of people who have (in general) been struggling to get the damned thing out a few hours early all weekend.


    From GLADOS:
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

    No, all I was saying is that he's he's on the right track. I was supposed to study all day but then I spent 4 freaking hours playing instead. I feel guilty about it now, but damn.

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  • OcculusOcculus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

    HHhhhhmmmmm. More unlocks, perhaps for those with all the potatoes?

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haha, people seem a little... reluctant... to shift focus to Amnesia. 8D

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    why would they switch focus to amnesia

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Active test subjects is now 52.

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  • GriswoldGriswold that's rough, buddyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Occulus wrote: »
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

    HHhhhhmmmmm. More unlocks, perhaps for those with all the potatoes?

    That's my thought as well.

    "Active Test Subjects" now displaying 100

    e: now 52, strange

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