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Portal 2! IT'S HERE! IT'S OUT!

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  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    52 test subjects...

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hey, hey guys:

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fuck fuck fuck.

    I want this a lot more than I did before. I loved the first portal, so excited when it came out. I just don't have a lot of money right now, and I just grabbed that Splinter Cell pack and was about to preorder Dungeon Siege and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    FUCKING ARG

    I'm all hyped now. My connection is super slow and with the splinter cells and GTA4 still going, it'd take me around a week to download Portal 2 even. There's literally no way I could have it this week. Shittty.

    FUCKING. ARG.

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  • SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I see 54 test subjects now.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It's up to 54 for me. I think people are starting to unlock.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

    Oh shit. The counter is at 54. And just a moment ago it was at 52.

    And SMB and KF are both almost done!

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FIFTY FUCKING FOUR?

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN

    AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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  • KarfKarf The Past Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It makes complete sense that I ave to get to work at 6:00 in the morns. Rise, participants! WISE FRWOM YOUR POTATOE LINED GWAVES!

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  • TheGerbilTheGerbil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Peewi wrote: »
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete
    20:00 - Results inconclusive
    20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

    Oh shit. The counter is at 54. And just a moment ago it was at 52.

    And SMB and KF are both almost done!

    Hopefully they both take an hour and a half off the timer.

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  • Stabbity StyleStabbity Style He/Him | Warning: Mothership Reporting Kennewick, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    SMB is done! 1:22 left

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  • Ethereal IllusionEthereal Illusion Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    FIFTY FUCKING FOUR?

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN

    AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    People in IRC (High Profile mods and such) are getting their copies unlocked, it seems.

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  • Vladimir7Vladimir7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    63!

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    SMB DONE! 1:22! 63 TEST SUBJECTS!

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  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    SMB is done.... w00t.

    And personally from me, good riddance. Hah.

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Little less than an hour and a half to go. Yay!

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  • proyebatproyebat GARY WAS HERE ASH IS A LOSERRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    KF is going to be completed within the hour, and the timer likely will end shortly after that.

    GAME ON.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Soon. So soon!

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    KF bar is pixels away from finishing

    Release is imminent

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    GET IN KF YOU YONKS! WE CAN SPEED THIS UP! IT IS NEAR!

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  • Nakatomi2010Nakatomi2010 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm thinking Killing Floor will complete at 11:30 and reduce the timer to about 30 minutes.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm thinking Killing Floor will complete at 11:30 and reduce the timer to about 30 minutes.

    Heh... coincidence? I think not. >.<

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    HERE

    WE

    FUCKING

    GO!

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  • OcculusOcculus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    LOL test subjects just DROPPED back to 56, WTF

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  • DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wonder how the Defense Grid and Amnesia developers feel about their slots not filling up. One one hand, there was apparently less enthusiasm for them than expected, but on the other crazy people will keep on buying them until the very end to fill up the bars quicker.

    Edit: Pardon the typos, touch screen typing is tricky. And server errors aren't helping me edit any faster.

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  • EntriechEntriech ? ? ? ? ? Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Killing Floor is 'worth' more time than there is on the release clock right now. When it finishes, release should ideally happen.

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  • Nakatomi2010Nakatomi2010 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lol, killing floor completed and we gained NO time.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ... did KF really only knock like ten minutes off?

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  • Vladimir7Vladimir7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    lol kf done and 1:10 still left?

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  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    KF is DONE!!! PORTAL!!!

    Edit: Woah? Did it not knock but like a few mins off?

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Occulus wrote: »
    LOL test subjects just DROPPED back to 56, WTF

    Let's just say that Aperture Science and OSHA are not on the best of terms.

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Let's see, I've got my snacks, I've got my gaming mouse, I've got my catheter... Nah, I'm just kidding, I don't snack while I play games.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ...So Killing Floor just finished.

    Only took 10 minutes off the timer instead of finishing the timer.

    Told you guys it was fixed.

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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    bwahaha.

    So not only did KF take forever, it removed 10 minutes.

    arg is fucking fixed.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hahahaha, wow

    Sucks about killing floor.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    RAGE!!!!! KF bought us minutes?

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  • FuriousJodoFuriousJodo Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Uhh, did Killing Floor seriously only drop it like 2 minutes?

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    get on valve's level

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  • Vladimir7Vladimir7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    and database error on valve forums at exact same time... glad0s taking over valve!

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  • TheGerbilTheGerbil Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lol, killing floor completed and we gained NO time.

    And the number went back up to 63... I wonder if they are just launching the game on steam now or something.

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  • CelethangCelethang Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Killing Floor only removing like 10 minutes is pretty much proof this is rigged. And probably was rigged from the start. Likely the remaining bars will speed up so we have it by midnight EST.

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