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Portal 2! IT'S HERE! IT'S OUT!

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  • MorkathMorkath Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Not really a spoiler, but I got a beanie for beating the game I guess? Seems in poor taste because the beanie is for sale in the store.

    I eagerly await details on future content.

    There's also a flag
    For getting the high five achievement in coop.

    Morkath on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    In episode 2 they talk about how the Borealis mysteriously disappeared from dry dock

    In Portal 2 you find the dry dock

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  • BeezelBeezel There was no agreement little morsel..Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Just started yesterday

    I cracked up when
    Glad0s was going on about how slow chell was going and suggested she "Waddle on over to the next test" and a crack about having to "lower the ceiling"

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  • AaronKIAaronKI Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »
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    wait does this mean that aperture is in Michigan not Ohio like the first game implied?

    Where was that implied in the first game?


    Also, unrelated Chapter 5 Spoilers:
    I'm really happy that the "Chell was an Aperture employee's daughter who was trapped in the facility on take your daughter to work day" they was correct. What's sad is that I completely missed her name even though I was combing the experiment boards for it.

    Shame on the Ratman for bumping a pre-teen girl above his name on the test subject priority list.


    Wait, what?

    I finished the game, but... what?
    Her name is on one of the Bring Your Daughter to Work Day science fair projects with "special ingredient from Dad's work" written under the materials. Screenshots were posted earlier in the thread:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=19036321&postcount=1621

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  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Not really a spoiler, but I got a beanie for beating the game I guess? Seems in poor taste because the beanie is for sale in the store.

    I eagerly await details on future content.

    They've been doing that in TF2 for a while now. Drops for hats in-game, or if you're super impatient about some random cosmetic item that you don't see on yourself anyway, drop some dollars in to buy it.

    Zxerol on
  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Chell's handwriting is fucking terrible

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  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    theantipop wrote: »
    It seems like thread searching is still disabled, so I'm sorry if this has been answered already, but does anyone know where this The National song is in Portal 2? The piano riff sounds familiar from the game specifically but I can't recall exactly where I might've heard it.
    Pretty early on in chapter 2. There's a rat man room with it playing. Not terribly hard to find, yet easy to miss.

    Thanks. It seems like there are waaaaaaay more secret areas than in Portal 1, I guess the lack of challenge stages and hard modes isn't going to keep me from finding something to do with the game.

    theantipop on
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So, I was doing the No Hard Feelings achievement:
    One of the things the defective turret says if you hold it long enough is "Her name is Caroline, remember that."

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  • IceyIcey Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    theantipop wrote: »
    Just finished co-op with Icy. That was way more fun that I thought it would be! What a great game :)

    Yeah, thanks for being a great co-op buddy. I'm surprised that I liked the co-op even more than the single player. I hope they release more content...

    Icey on
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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Anybody still looking for a coop buddy?

    agoaj on
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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Woot, all single player cheevos done.

    All that's left is Co-Op, and an eventual Commentary play through.

    Maddoc on
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  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Turns out playing co-op on weed christmas when only one of you is celebrating is not the best idea.

    Scosglen on
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Is there a reason why my textures look like dogshit even on high?

    Sterica on
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  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Is there a reason why my textures look like dogshit even on high?

    can you post an screenshot example?

    Scosglen on
  • BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    agoaj wrote: »
    Anybody still looking for a coop buddy?

    I'd be willing to start up some co-oping. Be gentle.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Bursar

    Bursar on
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  • WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    K, beat that ridiculous room. Now I'm onto
    the conveyor bit with the crusher
    and my brain has failed me. I guess that I'm supposed to use the orange gel to get a runup off the conveyor, through the floor outside and into the bigass tractor beam? How the fuck do I get sufficent momentum without losing that portal outside?

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mister616/screenshot/558654597259173601

    Warcry on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm willing to run through co-op again if anybody needs a buddy. I have finished it, but I won't rush anybody through the puzzles or solve them for you. Basically I'll be an extra set of hands and help if you get stuck.

    Plus I might have forgotten how to solve some of those puzzles already.

    freakish light on
  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    My god this game, this game...

    This game made me remember why I love games.

    It was so brilliant. The brain-teasing gameplay, the amazing story, the hilarious, heartfelt characters that felt so full of life. This is what gaming should be. This game was a masterpiece.

    Melkster on
  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Warcry wrote: »
    K, beat that ridiculous room. Now I'm onto
    the conveyor bit with the crusher
    and my brain has failed me. I guess that I'm supposed to use the orange gel to get a runup off the conveyor, through the floor outside and into the bigass tractor beam? How the fuck do I get sufficent momentum without losing that portal outside?

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mister616/screenshot/558654597259173601
    Is there a more convenient portalable surface that you can use? Take another thorough look through that level.

    Melkster on
  • WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    NEVERMIND I'M A RETARD

    Figured out the solution just by looking at my own screenshot :P

    Warcry on
  • Rofl the WaffleRofl the Waffle Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    very minor spoilers, i guess (just to be safe)
    Does anyone else hear the turret quartet music coming out of the weighted companion cube? At first I thought it was coming out of the walls somewhere, so I put the WCC down to investigate and the music got quieter as I walked away. Tried this in 2 different spots just to be sure.
    Probably old news, but I just ran into it during my 2nd playthrough and thought it was a nice touch.

    Rofl the Waffle on
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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So, I was doing the No Hard Feelings achievement:
    One of the things the defective turret says if you hold it long enough is "Her name is Caroline, remember that."
    Most of what that turret says is foreshadowing. She says...

    'Get Mad'
    'Don't like lemonade'
    'Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving man the gift of knowledge. He was cast deep underground and pecked by birds'
    'It won't be enough'
    'The answer is beneath us'
    'Her name is Caroline, remember that'
    'That's all I can say'

    The Prometheus bit is especially clever since the old Aperture shafts are named after Tartarus, if you look around at the labels.

    MuddBudd on
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  • cyphrcyphr Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Melkster wrote: »
    My god this game, this game...

    This game made me remember why I love games.

    It was so brilliant. The brain-teasing gameplay, the amazing story, the hilarious, heartfelt characters that felt so full of life. This is what gaming should be. This game was a masterpiece.
    Just beat the SP about an hour ago, and yeah, THIS.

    Honestly the
    recordings of Cave & Caroline and GLaDOStato's subtle recognition that part of her WAS Caroline

    was one of the most moving moments I've had in gaming. Valve has really done something amazing here.

    cyphr on
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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    AaronKI wrote: »
    AaronKI wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »
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    wait does this mean that aperture is in Michigan not Ohio like the first game implied?

    Where was that implied in the first game?


    Also, unrelated Chapter 5 Spoilers:
    I'm really happy that the "Chell was an Aperture employee's daughter who was trapped in the facility on take your daughter to work day" they was correct. What's sad is that I completely missed her name even though I was combing the experiment boards for it.

    Shame on the Ratman for bumping a pre-teen girl above his name on the test subject priority list.


    Wait, what?

    I finished the game, but... what?
    Her name is on one of the Bring Your Daughter to Work Day science fair projects with "special ingredient from Dad's work" written under the materials. Screenshots were posted earlier in the thread:

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=19036321&postcount=1621

    It's all totally unfounded speculation but...
    Chell is the only one who's last name is shown as Redacted on the big list of test subjects and she is somehow able to get her dad to bring home science projects from the Aperture labs, she has a big ol DO NOT SUBJECT TO TESTING on her data sheet, and she is also listed as one to never give up.

    Now I'm not jumping to any conclusions but they made it pretty clear that normal folks at Aperture don't get viewed as very important so there is no way a normal guy is gonna be able to take home super growth chemicals. Though I can think of one guy though who would be able to take stuff home.

    A guy who himself was also more important then the peons going through testing. A pretty damn charismatic guy who also was one to never give up. A guy who probably would have adopted a kid to make him look more awesome/philanthropic in the eyes of others. A guy who probably would have been very interested in having an heir. Hmm I wonder who that guy could be...

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  • Hank_ScorpioHank_Scorpio Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Welp. Just beat it.

    SP and Co-op combined has made this GOTY for me so far and it will take something very special to replace it.

    i would concur with this but there's still the outside possibility of duke

    also skyrim is coming out this year

    however

    as of right now, its by far the best game i have played in a looooooooong time

    Skyrim, Deus Ex 3, Mass Effect 3, and Arkham City are all going to be strong contenders but I actually doubt any of them will take it from Portal 2. This is why Valve takes ages to make games. Aside from it just being a brilliant game, the level of impeccable design and polish is on a level that no other developer can even touch.

    Hank_Scorpio on
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Just got to Chapter 7. Taking my time, kinda, but oh sweet Jesus is this game amazing.

    Question: When
    Wheatly rescues me from the test chambers and GLaDOS offers me a way back into the final chamber, what happens if I go in?

    Also, I found the
    Borealis

    completely by accident. I was just wandering around, checkin' out the place. When suddenly: awesome.

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  • VeganVegan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Oh man... Portal 2 is so fucking good!

    The Oscars need to create a catagory for Best Writing in a game and give it to whoever did the writing for Portal, and then do away with the catagory. Haven't laughed so much since... probably since Portal!

    Glados is such a Bitch, I love it!

    It's a shame that the fact that it's a game is a barrier to entry for the average person. It really is one of the most well-written and funny pieces of entertainment I've experienced in my life, and the amount of people who will experience it is a drop in the bucket.

    Vegan on
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  • Hank_ScorpioHank_Scorpio Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I contend that if you beat Portal 2 completely on your own without taking a ridiculous amount of time, you are a smart motherfucker.

    Hank_Scorpio on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Just beat it. Awesome.

    If they don't make Episode 3 or SOMETHING next I am going to flip out

    Lemming on
  • MarioGMarioG Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I contend that if you beat Portal 2 completely on your own without taking a ridiculous amount of time, you are a smart motherfucker.

    What's a ridiculous amount of time to you?

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  • ThePantsAssociationThePantsAssociation A million could-be years on a thousand may-be worldsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Question: When
    Wheatly rescues me from the test chambers and GLaDOS offers me a way back into the final chamber, what happens if I go in?

    You get an achievement.
    And the sweet release of death.

    ThePantsAssociation on
  • WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Took me 13 hours. Beat it just now. Probably a sizable chunk of that was looking around for stuff to interact with to hear more Cave Johnson.

    Warcry on
  • MarioGMarioG Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Question: When
    Wheatly rescues me from the test chambers and GLaDOS offers me a way back into the final chamber, what happens if I go in?

    You get an achievement.
    And the sweet release of death.
    I actually stood there looking both ways for like 10 seconds not knowing which to choose.

    MarioG on
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  • Hank_ScorpioHank_Scorpio Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MarioG wrote: »
    I contend that if you beat Portal 2 completely on your own without taking a ridiculous amount of time, you are a smart motherfucker.

    What's a ridiculous amount of time to you?

    More than 20 hours I guess. Took me 10 hours but I was completely stumped for a while on many puzzles.

    Hank_Scorpio on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    o_o

    I beat it in... 6?

    5 according to the steam time counter.

    Lemming on
  • Hank_ScorpioHank_Scorpio Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also, spoiler for those who beat it.
    Are there any references to HL besides Cave Johnson mentioning Black Mesa and the dry dock?

    Hank_Scorpio on
  • Ethereal IllusionEthereal Illusion Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Vegan wrote: »
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Oh man... Portal 2 is so fucking good!

    The Oscars need to create a catagory for Best Writing in a game and give it to whoever did the writing for Portal, and then do away with the catagory. Haven't laughed so much since... probably since Portal!

    Glados is such a Bitch, I love it!

    It's a shame that the fact that it's a game is a barrier to entry for the average person. It really is one of the most well-written and funny pieces of entertainment I've experienced in my life, and the amount of people who will experience it is a drop in the bucket.

    Yah, this aspect really makes me sad sometimes. I just want everyone to enjoy it as much as I did y'know.

    Ethereal Illusion on
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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also, spoiler for those who beat it.
    Are there any references to HL besides Cave Johnson mentioning Black Mesa and the dry dock?
    They mention various possible apocalyptic scenarios with the assumption that society has already crumbled, so there's that. Sort of.

    Lemming on
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lemming wrote: »
    Also, spoiler for those who beat it.
    Are there any references to HL besides Cave Johnson mentioning Black Mesa and the dry dock?
    They mention various possible apocalyptic scenarios with the assumption that society has already crumbled, so there's that. Sort of.
    Also the plan for a takeover by an "animal king", which you could extrapolate to being a poke at the combine overlord erring more towards the animal sorts of aliens and not the humanoid

    okay fuck it i am looking too far into it

    undeinPirat on
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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lemming wrote: »
    Also, spoiler for those who beat it.
    Are there any references to HL besides Cave Johnson mentioning Black Mesa and the dry dock?
    They mention various possible apocalyptic scenarios with the assumption that society has already crumbled, so there's that. Sort of.
    Also the plan for a takeover by an "animal king", which you could extrapolate to being a poke at the combine overlord erring more towards the animal sorts of aliens and not the humanoid

    okay fuck it i am looking too far into it
    It was awesome at the end when there was actually a Turret King that looked like the graphic they used when they were talking about the animal king :D

    Lemming on
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