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Enviga green tea.

JJJJ DailyStormerRegistered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
So if you don't know about this stuff it's supposed to burn about 60-100 calories for drinking 3 cans a day. I bought it because I was curious to the taste and it's cheaper per can than those other energy drinks.

It's a joint product of Nestle and Coca-cola which is interesting.

I've had 2 cans and I'm sweating as if I was doing a few lapse around the gym. I found that odd. Though for something that burns calories just for drinking it I expect to get cancer soon. or spontaneously combust.

Taste's not bad.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh I love to sweat

    It's awesome that now I don't have to do anything physical to get results

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Alternately I suppose you could eat properly and exercise and maybe burn calories/lose weight that way.

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    60-100 calories is not very much.

    It's probably just loaded with caffeine to boost you up.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ahem.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    I suppose technically anything that you eat will burn some calories while you process it. Are they saying it will burn 60-100 calories more than it adds?

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Awesome.

    I just wanted to try it out. I like buying all the expensive drinks at least once to give it a taste.

    I typically get a 24 pack of diet soda what I paid for 6 cans of this stuff.

    I'm going to try out that Coca cola Blak stuff next. I wonder if people buy this shit regularly. I can't imagine buying items like this more than once a month. I get customers who buy 24 packs of red bull for 30 dollars and i assume they do this whenever they're out and that's fucking crazy.

    For that I could buy the equivalent amount of diet soda and a bunch of hoagies. Like 5 hoagies. Firefox is being a dick about the word "hoagie". Silly Firefox.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    I usually drink water. Diet soda seems really pointless and nasty to me.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Blak tastes like shit

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    I usually drink water. Diet soda seems really pointless and nasty to me.
    When i drink water I don't mind but thinking about drinking water makes me feel somewhat nauseous.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hate all forms of tea

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm burning calories right now by typing on my keyboard. Pass the KFC.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Blak tastes like shit

    really? coffee flavoured cola doesn't taste good?

    I really don't think Coke is even trying any more.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tsplitter wrote:
    I hate all forms of tea
    What about hoagies?

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Homeless wrote:
    Blak tastes like shit

    really? coffee flavoured cola doesn't taste good?

    I really don't think Coke is even trying any more.
    They should go back to putting coke in their cola.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My girlfriend hates beer but she really thinks Guinness tastes like Coke, so that's now that only beer she will drink.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    My girlfriend hates beer but she really thinks Guinness tastes like Coke, so that's now that only beer she will drink.

    How did she go about drinking Guinness if she already hated beer? Did she think it was coke and you're like "no, that's Guinness". So now even though it might not even taste like Coke she thinks it does based off the first presumption of what it was?

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    JJ wrote:
    tsplitter wrote:
    I hate all forms of tea
    What about hoagies?

    acceptable

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    this is just super red bull
    it's got like 30mg of caff per drink

    it'd be cheaper to just buy a box of no-doz at 200mg caff per tab

    dude
    if you want to burn negative cals
    you should eat toilet paper, it will fill you up while not getting digested
    for realz

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i'm trying to figure out how guiness could taste like coke to someone

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    it's got aspartame in so yes you will probably get cancer

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • CodesCodes Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I enjoyed Blak. But it is to fucking expensive to drink all the time, its for special occasions what with its glass bottle and such.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote:
    it's got aspartame in so yes you will probably get cancer
    That's cool I didn't want to live past 50.

    Though hopefully it waits. Last thing I want is to live to be some old decrepit man. Wrinkles, liver spots, those shaky hands old people get, balding and gray hair fuck that.

    I hate when i see old people dress not like old people. You occasionally see old whores dress like they're 20. You're not hot anymore just die. Your cleavage is making me sick.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    buuut green tea naturally increases metabolism

    that's like coca cola packaging the sun and saying THIS STUFF HERE PROVIDES VITAMINS

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  • CodesCodes Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    All tea is good for you (real tea, not tea filled with sugar and other crap). The benefits of green tea are the same as the benefits of black, white and oolong.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Starfuck wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    this is just super red bull
    it's got like 30mg of caff per drink

    it'd be cheaper to just buy a box of no-doz at 200mg caff per tab

    dude
    if you want to burn negative cals
    you should eat toilet paper, it will fill you up while not getting digested
    for realz
    I already said twice that I didn't buy it to lose calories. I really don't care about losing weight because I only eat one meal a day. Usually a sub and some cookies.

    I don't like spending money on food.

    I have been getting into bananas because bananas are cheap as hell. You can't beat 28 cents a pound.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did anyone else happen to notice how incredibly close Enviga is to a mixed up version of Vagina... only to be dissapointed by the lack of the 2nd 'a'?

    ...bastards.

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you know what's really good for weight loss?


    water.
    Drink only water and like 8 glasses a day and then just eat several small and balanced meals throughout the day and never right before bed.

    Also go jogging. You don't need this power drink diet shit.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    you know what's really good for weight loss?


    water.
    Drink only water and like 8 glasses a day and then just eat several small and balanced meals throughout the day and never right before bed.

    Also go jogging. You don't need this power drink diet shit.


    Note: Cold water tends to make your body burn more calories, but shouldn't be performed simultaneously with exercise.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kor wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    you know what's really good for weight loss?


    water.
    Drink only water and like 8 glasses a day and then just eat several small and balanced meals throughout the day and never right before bed.

    Also go jogging. You don't need this power drink diet shit.


    Note: Cold water tends to make your body burn more calories, but shouldn't be performed simultaneously with exercise.

    why not?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Remington wrote:
    Kor wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    you know what's really good for weight loss?


    water.
    Drink only water and like 8 glasses a day and then just eat several small and balanced meals throughout the day and never right before bed.

    Also go jogging. You don't need this power drink diet shit.


    Note: Cold water tends to make your body burn more calories, but shouldn't be performed simultaneously with exercise.

    why not?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was shocked that I actually liked the taste of Blak (I got some because it was on sale and at the time I had never heard of it before. I had to settle the curiosity).

    I fully expected it to taste awful but it just tasted like sweetened, carbonated coffee to me. I kinda like it but haven't had any in months. 4 bottles per package? Please.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Remington wrote:
    Kor wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    you know what's really good for weight loss?


    water.
    Drink only water and like 8 glasses a day and then just eat several small and balanced meals throughout the day and never right before bed.

    Also go jogging. You don't need this power drink diet shit.


    Note: Cold water tends to make your body burn more calories, but shouldn't be performed simultaneously with exercise.

    why not?
    Cramps up your muscles duder. Are you unfamiliar with exercise?

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Remington wrote:
    Kor wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    you know what's really good for weight loss?


    water.
    Drink only water and like 8 glasses a day and then just eat several small and balanced meals throughout the day and never right before bed.

    Also go jogging. You don't need this power drink diet shit.


    Note: Cold water tends to make your body burn more calories, but shouldn't be performed simultaneously with exercise.

    why not?
    Cramps up your muscles duder. Are you unfamiliar with exercise?

    You're talking to a group of people found on a Video-game based Comic forum...

    >.>

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Remington wrote:
    Kor wrote:
    rockmonkey wrote:
    you know what's really good for weight loss?


    water.
    Drink only water and like 8 glasses a day and then just eat several small and balanced meals throughout the day and never right before bed.

    Also go jogging. You don't need this power drink diet shit.


    Note: Cold water tends to make your body burn more calories, but shouldn't be performed simultaneously with exercise.

    why not?
    Cramps up your muscles duder. Are you unfamiliar with exercise?

    I exercise daily, though I admittedly only started a few months ago. I've never noticed any negative effects from drinking cold water, though.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    so close to vagina

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    edit: nvm

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kor wrote:
    Did anyone else happen to notice how incredibly close Enviga is to a mixed up version of Vagina... only to be dissapointed by the lack of the 2nd 'a'?

    ...bastards.
    (to loosely quote Borat) Vagine?

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monday I called in sick to work. I really wasn't, I just didn't want to go.

    The last 2 days I haven't gone in either, and I haven't called in.

    My boss is my uncle. So I am not to terribly worried. But my dad just called and heard that I was sick, and he sounded pretty pissed that I haven't been calling in. He kept calling my uncle my "employer"

    I hate my job. Anyone got any good tips on how to work from home using the Internets or some shit?

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