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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    f u c k

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wow, out of all the finishers in those two videos, I think the Johnny Cage babality is by far the most entertaining.

    I gotta say, the Stryker one is well on up there too.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I like to think that most women hate feminists.

    As most men hate shovenists.

    Bigotry has it's duality.

    I fucking hate shovenists.

    Just shoving people all the time.

    fuck those guys.

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, fuck Nicolas Shovin for coming up with that crap.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    merde ._.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    that clown character is literally using the exact same fatality from Joker in mk vs dc

    That's Shang Tsung, who transforms into a clown for it

    Apparently his character bio says something about him picking up some moves from previous opponents, wink wink nudge nudge

    Wern't they not allowed to use it in MK vs. DC?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    I was about to comment on the fact that the women in these MK9 videos look ridiculous, BUT THEN:

    http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/961031-mortal-kombat/58864565

    no no non ononononono

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  • MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    ArcSyn wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq19rUOoVe8

    wow some of these are ridiculous

    Is it just me, or were these some of the most uninspired fatalities? They were mostly the same thing over and over again. No creativity.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7xXCaMzYog

    it is kinda difficult to live up to some of these

    man, some of these are silly as hell and it's awesome

    like the one where kabal scares his opponent's soul out of his body

    or where one of the cyborgs blows up the world

    hard to pull that off in 3d


    hard to top the 2D classic fatalities.

    I have to say though. Goddamn, I don't know if I can stomach this game at all. That pulling the dudes legs apart fatality from Noob Saibot really is bad. I don't know if the game gained anything really with 3D other than making me think this shit is too real looking and less comical

    Yeah, I can safely say that I don't really care for most of those fatalities, too uninspired, and, yes, too much blood spouting. Somethings really shouldn't be too "real," and Mortal Kombat is one of them.

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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I haven't touched the MK series for years and years and years. Basically the first one is the only one I really played much - I still pop it in whenever we dust off the Genesis (happens about once a year). And I have to agree, the fatalities in those videos of the new one feel more like gore porn from a shitty horror movie than spiritual successors to the ridiculous cartoon-style fatalities of the older games.

    *sigh* Never thought I'd find myself getting upset at video-game violence. Just one more step on the road to cranky-old-manhood, I suppose.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The funniest thing about that Gamefaqs thread is that none of the regular posters have ever touched a woman I'd wager.

    I want MK9 so bad but my 360 is about to die. Also no money. Or time. :?

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I like to think that most women hate feminists.

    As most men hate shovenists.

    Bigotry has it's duality.

    I fucking hate shovenists.

    Just shoving people all the time.

    fuck those guys.
    it maeks for great tv, at least

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TBDEDzRGUY

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    very well done, xaquin

    actually I wonder if that makes an appearance in MK9

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I want that shirt

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Hm

    Watching these fatalities, I do wish some of them were a bit goofier

    I don't have a problem with the gruesome nature of them, I find all of that pretty entertaining, really, but I do love some goofy fatalities

    At least we've got babalities, I guess

    Edit: On further reflection, I think I'd like a lot of them more if they were one or two moves shorter. I like a lot of the basic ones- ripping off the skin, beating to death with his own leg, and so on, which are just essentially one move. It's this cut people up, then cut them up more, then punch them into little bits thing that gets grating.

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I think the equality movement lasted about a decade than it turned into misandry.

    But I hate people too, I just don't base it on gender.


    Also:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB9K1Pm_LfY

    I'm uh, not really sure what I just saw o_O

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    are friendships in?

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    very well done, xaquin

    actually I wonder if that makes an appearance in MK9

    a dude with toast on t-shirt definitely popped up while I was playing this yesterday

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    SoaL wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    very well done, xaquin

    actually I wonder if that makes an appearance in MK9

    a dude with toast on t-shirt definitely popped up while I was playing this yesterday

    Alright, now it is a must-buy for me.

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    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
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