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[mini] Phalla Township of the Midwest [GAME OVER: Flawless Skinwalker Victory]

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    hurhurhur

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    SigmundhrungnirSigmundhrungnir Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Here I am locking my doors... with locks... like a normal person. Because that is what normal people do. They keep out the outside. Because they are normal.

    Just. Like. Me.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seasonal affected disorder. I swear, if this is another fake village thing, I'll...I'll...probably be day 1 killed again

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    No need to be paranoid, we just have to act quickly and logically. We will not be doing that probably. But one can hope.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    reserve up

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hellooooo, everyone! The rain is lovely today!

    Remember, you should live every day like it's your last! Because you never know, it just may be :twisted:.

    :)

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Welcome back, kime!

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    godmode for not paying attention.
    :P

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh yeah

    I skipped over that whole narration thing cause I was getting ready for work. Whoops :rotate:

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fabulous!

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    DrKippyDrKippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Here I am locking my doors... with locks... like a normal person. Because that is what normal people do. They keep out the outside. Because they are normal.

    Just. Like. Me.

    Well, I for one am convinced :p

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    kime, there's something I need to ask you.

    The cake...is it a lie?

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rain, rain, go away, come again another day :whistle:

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    godmode wrote: »
    Welcome back, kime!

    If you aren't brave enough to do it officially in red even before you are allowed to, you won't survive long. I may just have to put you down. Out of sympathy and kindness, of course.
    kime, there's something I need to ask you.

    The cake...is it a lie?

    NEVERRRR

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Then you don't mind if you don't any cake?

    Because it's my cake. The cake belongs to me. You can't have any cake, because the cake is for me.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I have always been a fan of cookies myself.

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    daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lemon Bar!

    And here we go again.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The war will never end until you all agree.

    It's ok, no rush. If you're dead, you don't count as "disagreeing." So to make things smoother, I'm just keeping a list.

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Can I say that I like both, and not get killed?

    And Spoit for daring to doubt the integrate of our benevolent host.

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    Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm just keeping indoors until this rain blows over. And don't you mean integrity?

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm just keeping indoors until this rain blows over. And don't you mean integrity?
    *grumble* *grumble* Stupid auto-complete...

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Glad I just got a bunch of new comics! Locking the doors, making some coffee and reading while it's raining outside.

    Would be nice and peaceful except for all the murder and such.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    kime wrote: »
    godmode wrote: »
    Welcome back, kime!

    If you aren't brave enough to do it officially in red even before you are allowed to, you won't survive long. I may just have to put you down. Out of sympathy and kindness, of course.

    You must have missed the part where it WAS in read. Then I was corrected, and I read back through the Day 0 narration and discovered that we're not voting today, so I took the red out.

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So I think I figured it out. We're ALL insane, except everyone THINKS they are sane. And then we all see each other as insane when we die, except in our little mason groups. Our mason groups see their own dead as sane, because we are under the impression that we are the only sane ones. But then we killed most of the staff early in a stroke of good(?) luck. Also Jackisreal is somehow important. And Daniant got killed but it was ok, because she was ok with it.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You need to have a beer and calm down, son.

    Ain't nothing going on outside right now but rain.

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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You're right of course, Kilroy. Must've just been a bad dream. :winky:

    Anyhoo, if anyone deserves a day 0 vote, its gotta be Infidel, amirite?

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lock my door.

    Disengage safety.

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So I think I figured it out. We're ALL insane, except everyone THINKS they are sane. And then we all see each other as insane when we die, except in our little mason groups. Our mason groups see their own dead as sane, because we are under the impression that we are the only sane ones. But then we killed most of the staff early in a stroke of good(?) luck. Also Jackisreal is somehow important. And Daniant got killed but it was ok, because she was ok with it.

    I like the way Snrub thinks!

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    What are you hiding Ringo?

    (I bet it's Playboy Magazines)

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    mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This rain better stop.

    The humidity is ruining the baking of my cake. :P

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wanna vote!

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lifting off Command Center, those zerglings wont get me now!

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Is it bad that all I can think about now is playing Heavy Rain? I never played but watched my bf play parts of it and man, this narration definitely reminds me of that game.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Damn, what the hell do we do on day 0 in a vanilla phalla?

    Locking my door, grabbing my shotgun, cleaning my sword and watching the game!

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    FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Day 1

    The sun finally peeked out through a hazy grey sky, but not before storms had their fun. Power lines went down, Cable TV went out, and the lone Interstate that passed by Phalla Township was flooded over. The trailer park over by the abandoned GM plant got it the worst when the winds briefly stopped in to play. Unhinged doors, shattered glass, and a few overturned homes were all some people had left.

    Worse, Sheriff Marlin and two of her deputies went missing along with one of their police cruisers last night. The local gossip is that they got in an accident of some sort alongside the road. Folks are convinced that they’ll turn up right as rain any minute now. None of you really believe that.

    They were murdered. Murdered because they were investigating the rash of homicides that have plagued the Township; you’re sure of it. With the confusion of the storm and the missing Sheriff, it’ll be days before any proper manhunt is resumed. You are not willing to wait.

    If Phalla Township is to be saved, it’ll have to be saved by you.


    Let the games begin.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Can the first vote not be for Kime?

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I swear I saw The Anonymous trying to steal candy from a baby. This will not stand in this peaceful township!

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    vertroue been buying a lot of rope and trash bags at the general store lately.

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    Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seems romanqwerty just rolled into town. Drifters in times like these can't be good.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    But no seriously.

    Welcome back, kime :)

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