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[mini] Phalla Township of the Midwest [GAME OVER: Flawless Skinwalker Victory]

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Spoit

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    vertroue been buying a lot of rope and trash bags at the general store lately.

    ...Sighs but don't forget the duct tape always need that!

    Also please bold you vote kthksbye

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So I think I figured it out. We're ALL insane, except everyone THINKS they are sane. And then we all see each other as insane when we die, except in our little mason groups. Our mason groups see their own dead as sane, because we are under the impression that we are the only sane ones. But then we killed most of the staff early in a stroke of good(?) luck. Also Jackisreal is somehow important. And Daniant got killed but it was ok, because she was ok with it.

    Ummm.... This deserves mentioning for anyone not aware. Read the following carefully.

    The village PMs were sent out in groups. Everyone got one. The people on your village PM recipient list are not necessarily villagers. Do not trust them. Do not think anything of it. Don't even look at the recipient list.

    You just got me worried when you said "our little mason groups." If you are referring to a second PM after the first, then... well, you'll want to keep that a secret...
    Lifting off Command Center, those zerglings wont get me now!

    Let it be known that while a part of me strongly approves for the reference in general, the Zerg-loving-Terran-hating part of me just put you at the top of my kill list :P.

    Can the first vote not be for Kime?
    If it weren't, you'd be doing it wrong :P.

    Also, good to be back, godmode! Although I'm still on the other side of the world, just should have time for a nice mini right now. Even if it somehow lasts longer than the first day because you all were too foolish to kill me while you had the chance.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Spoit

    Duna
    <3

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    kime wrote: »
    So I think I figured it out. We're ALL insane, except everyone THINKS they are sane. And then we all see each other as insane when we die, except in our little mason groups. Our mason groups see their own dead as sane, because we are under the impression that we are the only sane ones. But then we killed most of the staff early in a stroke of good(?) luck. Also Jackisreal is somehow important. And Daniant got killed but it was ok, because she was ok with it.

    Ummm.... This deserves mentioning for anyone not aware. Read the following carefully.

    The village PMs were sent out in groups. Everyone got one. The people on your village PM recipient list are not necessarily villagers. Do not trust them. Do not think anything of it. Don't even look at the recipient list.

    You just got me worried when you said "our little mason groups." If you are referring to a second PM after the first, then... well, you'll want to keep that a secret...

    Take a look at this...

    Also, all I want to do is get back to my crops. Too many were ruined during that storm. I blame the meteorologist, capfalcon

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    kuhlmeye wrote: »

    I'd rather not. Tell me what I should know.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    everyone was insane dont believe them

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Come on! We ALL know who's doing this!
    LoserForHireX

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    romanqwerty.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    kime wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »

    I'd rather not. Tell me what I should know.

    eh.. Smoove already did. His post was basically a summary of that game.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Spoit

    Duna
    <3

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    daniant why all the hate?

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  • DrKippyDrKippy Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Visiting family tomorrow, so I might not be around much tomorrow.

    !kuhlmeye because it's day 1 and I've got nothing better, and I wanted to take credit for you so much on the 80's phalla. :)

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Alright time for some looting! I mean scavenging, just a entrepreneur working out here.

    I am gonna keep my eye on The Anonymous for now though.

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Daniant, she may or may not know what she did or did not do.

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  • SigmundhrungnirSigmundhrungnir Registered User
    edited April 2011
    ~Walks into house, the lights turning on with a quiet click. Settling into a large leather armchair with the television in front of me. News on.~

    Oh dear. It seems those normal people, the Sheriff and his deputy, who are entirely normal got themselves into a normal situation in which they were killed. That is unfortunate.

    Red is an angry color. One that only Non-Normal people use.

    Besides,
    The Anonymous is fat.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    daniant is most probably our Burnage-esque double-reverse fake secret mafia-slash-SK.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Let's go with.... Extermatott.

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Y'all, need to recognize we don't need no robots round these parts. We gots ta get rid of that Kilroy feller.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Spoit, come on down!

    Just in case it didn't take yesterday, you see.

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  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »

    I'd rather not. Tell me what I should know.

    eh.. Smoove already did. His post was basically a summary of that game.

    This.

    Also, that DrKippy has shifty eyes...

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited April 2011
    vertroue wrote: »
    vertroue been buying a lot of rope and trash bags at the general store lately.

    ...Sighs but don't forget the duct tape always need that!

    Also please bold you vote kthksbye

    I forgot that. But the scented candles kinda confused me... I didn't see that in Dexter.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kuhlmeye is a reverse vampire

    We should probably kill him

    Ringo on
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    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Void Slayer cause he's always trying to kill me!

    Btw, my marshmallow shooter is locked and loaded so I can defend my kitchen.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Y'all, need to recognize we don't need no robots round these parts. We gots ta get rid of that Kilroy feller.

    I appreciate your concern, but I'll have you know that my family helped build this town. We've been here since the beginning and we'll be here to the end. And ain't no one, no one gonna run us out. Specially not you.

    CaptainPlanet82

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    Kuhlmeye is a reverse vampire

    We should probably kill him

    You mean the only way to kill him is to not stab him in the heart with a stake? Truly a dire threat.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    He gives people his blood.

    Like some kinda commie.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    daniant is so not the most vulnerable!

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    daniant 4
    the anon 3
    kime 2
    kuhlmeye 2
    romanqwerty 2
    Spoit 2
    capfalcon 1
    captainplanet 1
    drkippy 1
    dunadan 1
    extermatott 1
    kilroy 1
    loserforhirex 1
    vertroue 1
    void slayer 1

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm really sorry about all the hostility mascara305, but in my defense, we won all those games together. ;-)

    I think CaptainPlanet82 is the real killer. After all, robots do all the work we don't want to!

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm not going to be very active today. Had surgery this morning so I've been kinda loopy all day.

    That being said... With so little to go on, Kime mentioned that he had a 'kill list'... that doesn't sound too neighborly, does it?

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm not going to be very active today. Had surgery this morning so I've been kinda loopy all day.

    That being said... With so little to go on, Kime mentioned that he had a 'kill list'... that doesn't sound too neighborly, does it?

    If it's not too personal, what kind of surgery?
    Surgery to remove evidence of murder??!!

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, have fun everyone, I'm out for today.

    Just want to leave this.

    kuhlmeye

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  • RingoRingo Stardust, Golden Caught in a Devil's BargainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Heh

    Ringo on
    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This is gonna get real ugly real fast, isn't it?

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    vertroue wrote: »
    vertroue been buying a lot of rope and trash bags at the general store lately.

    ...Sighs but don't forget the duct tape always need that!

    Also please bold you vote kthksbye

    I forgot that. But the scented candles kinda confused me... I didn't see that in Dexter.

    Nor did you see the roses with the thorns still on them to cut you up instead of that shining sharp knife that Void Slayer bought at the register next to me.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    daniant 4
    kime 3
    kuhlmeye 3
    romanqwerty 2
    Spoit 2
    the anon 2
    void slayer 2
    capfalcon 1
    captainplanet 1
    drkippy 1
    dunadan 1
    extermatott 1
    kilroy 1
    loserforhirex 1
    vertroue 1

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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Vote Closed

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DUN DUN DUNNNN

    Anyone gonna call a kill? No? Cool. Then I have dibs on any vig kills tonight :P.

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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Day 2

    Midwest reeling in aftermath of storm
    Phalla Township (AP) - Citizens of Phalla Township continue to put their lives back together after a storm that has 7 confirmed casualties and left many more missing. The search for three county law officers continues after the discovery of their police cruiser at the bottom of the nearby river. The bodies were not recovered with the vehicle leaving authorities hopeful that they will be found alive in the coming days.

    This is the second time Phalla Township has made national news in recent weeks. The first, a rash of killings that has gripped the attention of the entire Midwest, is as yet unsolved. The murders, which profilers have determined to be the act of a close-knit group of people, are believed to be connected in part because of the strange, similar manner of their deaths. All of the victims so far have had their skin removed entirely from their body, and medical examiners believe these injuries were premortem, likely leading to their deaths.

    Found during the ongoing cleanup effort were two bodies, Void Slayer & Phyphor, who were murdered in the same gruesome fashion. Void Slayer was born and raised in Phalla Township, however Phyphor lived out-of-state and was found with multiple aliases and weapons on his person. Authorities refuse to confirm any relation between these two new deaths and the previous murders.


    Death Toll
    daniant MysticExecuted by popular demand.
    Phyphor HunterSkinned alive.
    Void SlayerEveryday CitizenSkinned alive.
    CapfalconEveryday CitizenShot through the head and set ablaze.

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