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[mini] Phalla Township of the Midwest [GAME OVER: Flawless Skinwalker Victory]
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...Sighs but don't forget the duct tape always need that!
Also please bold you vote kthksbye
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Ummm.... This deserves mentioning for anyone not aware. Read the following carefully.
The village PMs were sent out in groups. Everyone got one. The people on your village PM recipient list are not necessarily villagers. Do not trust them. Do not think anything of it. Don't even look at the recipient list.
You just got me worried when you said "our little mason groups." If you are referring to a second PM after the first, then... well, you'll want to keep that a secret...
Let it be known that while a part of me strongly approves for the reference in general, the Zerg-loving-Terran-hating part of me just put you at the top of my kill list
If it weren't, you'd be doing it wrong
Also, good to be back, godmode! Although I'm still on the other side of the world, just should have time for a nice mini right now. Even if it somehow lasts longer than the first day because you all were too foolish to kill me while you had the chance.
Battle.net ID: kime#1822
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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Duna
Take a look at this...
Also, all I want to do is get back to my crops. Too many were ruined during that storm. I blame the meteorologist, capfalcon
I'd rather not. Tell me what I should know.
Battle.net ID: kime#1822
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
LoserForHireX
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
eh.. Smoove already did. His post was basically a summary of that game.
!kuhlmeye because it's day 1 and I've got nothing better, and I wanted to take credit for you so much on the 80's phalla.
I am gonna keep my eye on The Anonymous for now though.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Oh dear. It seems those normal people, the Sheriff and his deputy, who are entirely normal got themselves into a normal situation in which they were killed. That is unfortunate.
Red is an angry color. One that only Non-Normal people use.
Besides, The Anonymous is fat.
Battle.net ID: kime#1822
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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Just in case it didn't take yesterday, you see.
Twitch Stream
This.
Also, that DrKippy has shifty eyes...
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HoTS: Schmutz#1686
I forgot that. But the scented candles kinda confused me... I didn't see that in Dexter.
We should probably kill him
Btw, my marshmallow shooter is locked and loaded so I can defend my kitchen.
I appreciate your concern, but I'll have you know that my family helped build this town. We've been here since the beginning and we'll be here to the end. And ain't no one, no one gonna run us out. Specially not you.
CaptainPlanet82
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You mean the only way to kill him is to not stab him in the heart with a stake? Truly a dire threat.
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Schedule for the upcoming week: Tuesday Oct. 16th 9pm, Saturday Oct. 20th 9pm
Like some kinda commie.
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Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
I think CaptainPlanet82 is the real killer. After all, robots do all the work we don't want to!
That being said... With so little to go on, Kime mentioned that he had a 'kill list'... that doesn't sound too neighborly, does it?
If it's not too personal, what kind of surgery?
Surgery to remove evidence of murder??!!
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Just want to leave this.
kuhlmeye
Nor did you see the roses with the thorns still on them to cut you up instead of that shining sharp knife that Void Slayer bought at the register next to me.
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
kime 3
kuhlmeye 3
romanqwerty 2
Spoit 2
the anon 2
void slayer 2
capfalcon 1
captainplanet 1
drkippy 1
dunadan 1
extermatott 1
kilroy 1
loserforhirex 1
vertroue 1
Anyone gonna call a kill? No? Cool. Then I have dibs on any vig kills tonight
Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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Midwest reeling in aftermath of storm
Phalla Township (AP) - Citizens of Phalla Township continue to put their lives back together after a storm that has 7 confirmed casualties and left many more missing. The search for three county law officers continues after the discovery of their police cruiser at the bottom of the nearby river. The bodies were not recovered with the vehicle leaving authorities hopeful that they will be found alive in the coming days.
This is the second time Phalla Township has made national news in recent weeks. The first, a rash of killings that has gripped the attention of the entire Midwest, is as yet unsolved. The murders, which profilers have determined to be the act of a close-knit group of people, are believed to be connected in part because of the strange, similar manner of their deaths. All of the victims so far have had their skin removed entirely from their body, and medical examiners believe these injuries were premortem, likely leading to their deaths.
Found during the ongoing cleanup effort were two bodies, Void Slayer & Phyphor, who were murdered in the same gruesome fashion. Void Slayer was born and raised in Phalla Township, however Phyphor lived out-of-state and was found with multiple aliases and weapons on his person. Authorities refuse to confirm any relation between these two new deaths and the previous murders.
Death Toll
daniant – Mystic – Executed by popular demand.
Phyphor – Hunter – Skinned alive.
Void Slayer – Everyday Citizen – Skinned alive.
Capfalcon – Everyday Citizen – Shot through the head and set ablaze.