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That Life Changing Moment

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited April 2011 in Social Entropy++
Have you ever had that moment of clarity that your life will never be the same as it was before?

I stopped for a moment yesterday as I realized something. On May 5th I will turn 25. On May 7th I will attend my graduation ceremony for Law School. On May 8th one of my best friends will move to Kansas. On June 1st I officially start my career on salary.

I was actually getting stressed out about exams and was putting off my schoolwork, but after that moment of clarity I found a new surge of energy.

Life is about to start for me.

How bout you guys?

Ever have a moment where things were forever gonna be different and it all made sense?

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    nope

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Once I graduate I hope I have that moment.

    Right now I'm just trying to enjoy life now because it's going by fast.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh noooo I'm now Munkus Bieber oh noooooooo

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    holy shit that name

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    well, yeah, but never, like, in a positive way

    who has those?

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    my high school graduation ceremony is in a month

    That's pretty big for me

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    hahhaahaha

    Nogs on
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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Once I got into to college, I did terrible the first quarter. It was then that I realized if I didn't get my shit together I'd end up with a shitty dead end job in my hometown or something. The best I could hope for is finding a decent paying job doing menial labor. I then remembered how much I hated being a mechanic and decided to apply myself.

    I'm slightly less lazy about school work now.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Neither high school nor undergrad graduation was a very big deal for me.

    I'm guessing law school will be a bigger one, but got a couple years to go.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    Look, I've been doing school work for 20 Gat Damn years.

    I want a fucking job already.

    And the realization that I was finally going to get that was.

    Magical.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    okay who gave him that name

    stand up and be counted as a genius

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I did the same thing as MereHappenstance except for the part where I got my shit together

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    When I was instituted they put me on a wonder drug called Wellbutrin

    Now I don't have to go to psych hospitals anymore!

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    nope

    This or either it's that depressing moment when you realize the impact of all the poor choices you made in the last few years.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    life already started for you along time ago man

    this is just another step, a natural progression of your dedication and focus.

    it aint no thang, you got this

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    Munkus

    the idea that your life is going to "start" then is one I caution you against

    yeah, things are going to change like crazy, and you're definitely starting a new chapter

    but it took every stupid mistake, every shitty thing that ever happened to you, every victory and failure and long boring day you've had so far to get you to this point

    don't forget that

    edit: see, nogs knows the score

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    basically what's going to start is your income

    which is pretty nice

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    starting a family for anybody would be a big one, my buddy is talking about parenting and man he has had to restrain himself from fighting a mall santa for telling he kid to shut up

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    life started with your birth, by the way

    you fucked up thinking otherwise

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2011
    For the record, Knob paid three American dollars to give Munkus that name.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    My life changed forever when I got shipped off to live with my rich Uncle Phil and Aunt Vivian

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    I remember vividly how I was beat up cut down and spit out by life and then somehow managed to crawl to the bottom of a law school class and sneak out with a job.

    I love doing legal work. You have no idea. I absolutely love everything about it. I love researching and learning the law that I am going to use to practice. I love writing actual documents that will be filed in actual court. I love preparing a client for court, interviewing a client, then reinterviewing the client because that cocksucker was lying to me before and goddammit don't lie to me man.

    I love the utter preparation that is involved with making a case. Entering a room and knowing every single possible outcome. Knowing every argument, every objection, every single iota of evidence and witness testimony. I love knowing that, standing up in front of the court, and telling the defendant to answer only the question I am asking. This is a cross son, just answer es or no. Yes. Or. No. Do not explain. Yes or no.


    Thank God.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    the day i got into law school changed the course of my life drastically

    i was just gonna start working jobs and move out

    now i have a profession

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    A duck! wrote: »
    For the record, Knob paid three American dollars to give Munkus that name.

    a bargain at any price.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    A duck! wrote: »
    For the record, Knob paid three American dollars to give Munkus that name.

    I love Knob.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    A duck! wrote: »
    For the record, Knob paid three American dollars to give Munkus that name.

    a bargain at any price.

    Kinda surprised that neither of you reported knob's post and deni's reply.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    on children: i'm at this dude's house at the moment

    this girl has asked me three questions in a row and i fucking hate her guts irrationally now

    i would be a horrible parent, or if louis c.k. is to be believed, simply a parent

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    A duck! wrote: »
    For the record, Knob paid three American dollars to give Munkus that name.

    a bargain at any price.

    Kinda surprised that neither of you reported knob's post and deni's reply.

    it's beautiful as it stands. why would i want to share?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    on children: i'm at this dude's house at the moment

    this girl has asked me three questions in a row and i fucking hate her guts irrationally now

    i would be a horrible parent, or if louis c.k. is to be believed, simply a parent

    what were the questions

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    seriously all these kids speaking at once along with the tv being on and this dog's fucked up breathing makes me want to kill someone with this laptop

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    why do you need to know the specific questions

    basically anything that a child between the ages of 5 and 13 has to say is annoying

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    The trick is to ask them riddles.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    on children: i'm at this dude's house at the moment

    this girl has asked me three questions in a row and i fucking hate her guts irrationally now

    i would be a horrible parent, or if louis c.k. is to be believed, simply a parent

    what were the questions

    she's using these plastic necklaces with snapping links

    "QUICK can you FREE ME! FROM THE MONSTER"

    sure

    "QUICK CAN YOU FREE ME! FROM THE MONSTER"

    dude what the fuck

    now she's just taunting me

    "now i can just free myself"

    the pug is looking at me as we speak, unblinking. its breathing is the sound of a lawmower as it shuts off due to having no gas. like imminent death. the girl asked to be freed three more times, make that four

    "i'm gonna keep getting caught you know"

    why don't i fucking kill the monster then would you LIKE THAT WOULD YOU

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i'm making strangling gestures with the beads, instructing her how to kill the monsters oh god fucking damn it she needs to be "free" again what the fuck is going on here. did my buddy watch something kinky that is fucking with this child's head

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    anjin it might be time to HULK OUT

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm going to have as many children as possible. I will then make them compete with each other in order to earn my love and affection.

    I will have the most competent offspring.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i'm going to have a cigarette and kill a child's imaginary monster friends to set an example to the others

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    anjin it might be time to HULK OUT

    I wouldn't if I were you. In most states it'll result in 5 to 10 years.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm right at this very moment inventing a child-sized Cone of Silence.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    two chicks at the same time

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