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That Life Changing Moment
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Have you ever had that moment of clarity that your life will never be the same as it was before?
I stopped for a moment yesterday as I realized something. On May 5th I will turn 25. On May 7th I will attend my graduation ceremony for Law School. On May 8th one of my best friends will move to Kansas. On June 1st I officially start my career on salary.
I was actually getting stressed out about exams and was putting off my schoolwork, but after that moment of clarity I found a new surge of energy.
Life is about to start for me.
How bout you guys?
Ever have a moment where things were forever gonna be different and it all made sense?
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2011
Oh noooo I'm now Munkus Bieber oh noooooooo
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Once I got into to college, I did terrible the first quarter. It was then that I realized if I didn't get my shit together I'd end up with a shitty dead end job in my hometown or something. The best I could hope for is finding a decent paying job doing menial labor. I then remembered how much I hated being a mechanic and decided to apply myself.
KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
edited April 2011
Neither high school nor undergrad graduation was a very big deal for me.
I'm guessing law school will be a bigger one, but got a couple years to go.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2011
Look, I've been doing school work for 20 Gat Damn years.
I want a fucking job already.
And the realization that I was finally going to get that was.
Magical.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited April 2011
Munkus
the idea that your life is going to "start" then is one I caution you against
yeah, things are going to change like crazy, and you're definitely starting a new chapter
but it took every stupid mistake, every shitty thing that ever happened to you, every victory and failure and long boring day you've had so far to get you to this point
don't forget that
edit: see, nogs knows the score
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
starting a family for anybody would be a big one, my buddy is talking about parenting and man he has had to restrain himself from fighting a mall santa for telling he kid to shut up
My life changed forever when I got shipped off to live with my rich Uncle Phil and Aunt Vivian
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2011
I remember vividly how I was beat up cut down and spit out by life and then somehow managed to crawl to the bottom of a law school class and sneak out with a job.
I love doing legal work. You have no idea. I absolutely love everything about it. I love researching and learning the law that I am going to use to practice. I love writing actual documents that will be filed in actual court. I love preparing a client for court, interviewing a client, then reinterviewing the client because that cocksucker was lying to me before and goddammit don't lie to me man.
I love the utter preparation that is involved with making a case. Entering a room and knowing every single possible outcome. Knowing every argument, every objection, every single iota of evidence and witness testimony. I love knowing that, standing up in front of the court, and telling the defendant to answer only the question I am asking. This is a cross son, just answer es or no. Yes. Or. No. Do not explain. Yes or no.
Thank God.
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
edited April 2011
the day i got into law school changed the course of my life drastically
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
basically anything that a child between the ages of 5 and 13 has to say is annoying
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2011
The trick is to ask them riddles.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
on children: i'm at this dude's house at the moment
this girl has asked me three questions in a row and i fucking hate her guts irrationally now
i would be a horrible parent, or if louis c.k. is to be believed, simply a parent
what were the questions
she's using these plastic necklaces with snapping links
"QUICK can you FREE ME! FROM THE MONSTER"
sure
"QUICK CAN YOU FREE ME! FROM THE MONSTER"
dude what the fuck
now she's just taunting me
"now i can just free myself"
the pug is looking at me as we speak, unblinking. its breathing is the sound of a lawmower as it shuts off due to having no gas. like imminent death. the girl asked to be freed three more times, make that four
"i'm gonna keep getting caught you know"
why don't i fucking kill the monster then would you LIKE THAT WOULD YOU
i'm making strangling gestures with the beads, instructing her how to kill the monsters oh god fucking damn it she needs to be "free" again what the fuck is going on here. did my buddy watch something kinky that is fucking with this child's head
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Right now I'm just trying to enjoy life now because it's going by fast.
who has those?
That's pretty big for me
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
I'm slightly less lazy about school work now.
I'm guessing law school will be a bigger one, but got a couple years to go.
I want a fucking job already.
And the realization that I was finally going to get that was.
Magical.
stand up and be counted as a genius
Now I don't have to go to psych hospitals anymore!
This or either it's that depressing moment when you realize the impact of all the poor choices you made in the last few years.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
this is just another step, a natural progression of your dedication and focus.
it aint no thang, you got this
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
the idea that your life is going to "start" then is one I caution you against
yeah, things are going to change like crazy, and you're definitely starting a new chapter
but it took every stupid mistake, every shitty thing that ever happened to you, every victory and failure and long boring day you've had so far to get you to this point
don't forget that
edit: see, nogs knows the score
which is pretty nice
you fucked up thinking otherwise
I love doing legal work. You have no idea. I absolutely love everything about it. I love researching and learning the law that I am going to use to practice. I love writing actual documents that will be filed in actual court. I love preparing a client for court, interviewing a client, then reinterviewing the client because that cocksucker was lying to me before and goddammit don't lie to me man.
I love the utter preparation that is involved with making a case. Entering a room and knowing every single possible outcome. Knowing every argument, every objection, every single iota of evidence and witness testimony. I love knowing that, standing up in front of the court, and telling the defendant to answer only the question I am asking. This is a cross son, just answer es or no. Yes. Or. No. Do not explain. Yes or no.
Thank God.
i was just gonna start working jobs and move out
now i have a profession
a bargain at any price.
I love Knob.
Kinda surprised that neither of you reported knob's post and deni's reply.
this girl has asked me three questions in a row and i fucking hate her guts irrationally now
i would be a horrible parent, or if louis c.k. is to be believed, simply a parent
it's beautiful as it stands. why would i want to share?
what were the questions
basically anything that a child between the ages of 5 and 13 has to say is annoying
she's using these plastic necklaces with snapping links
"QUICK can you FREE ME! FROM THE MONSTER"
sure
"QUICK CAN YOU FREE ME! FROM THE MONSTER"
dude what the fuck
now she's just taunting me
"now i can just free myself"
the pug is looking at me as we speak, unblinking. its breathing is the sound of a lawmower as it shuts off due to having no gas. like imminent death. the girl asked to be freed three more times, make that four
"i'm gonna keep getting caught you know"
why don't i fucking kill the monster then would you LIKE THAT WOULD YOU
I will have the most competent offspring.
I wouldn't if I were you. In most states it'll result in 5 to 10 years.