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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then

    That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    If I am awful at scamming how much do time card things cost?

    Also where can I buy them?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then

    That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen

    in the crokmine


    t iso: they cost about 360 mil and you can buy them on the market

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I meant with real life dollars.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    To temper expectations, it is certainly possible to scrounge up the necessary money to buy a plex within your trial period via scamming.

    However, this is not enough time to gather enough cash via other methods.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then

    That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen

    Well no basically one of the guys from BoB gave us access to their entire corp

    hangars, finances, management, LadyScarlet's porn collection

    We used 3 out of 4 of those things

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I have no doubt that I won't be able to buy a time card with in game money.

    Mostly because last time I played this game I wasted my money on a ship that I ended up getting blown up.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    I have no doubt that I won't be able to buy a time card with in game money.

    Mostly because last time I played this game I wasted my money on a ship that I ended up getting blown up.

    Rule #1 of Eve: Never fly anything you cannot afford to lose.

    Rule #2 of Eve: You will die. Many, many times.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I only flew it because I didn't plan on playing the game again.

    So I made the best ship I could and then got myself blown up.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I wish I had Mittani's original "so we beat bob" eve forum post saved, from back when that one spy turned off Delve's entire defense grid or whatever it was back then

    That was some of the funniest goddamned trolling I've ever seen

    Well no basically one of the guys from BoB gave us access to their entire corp

    hangars, finances, management, LadyScarlet's porn collection

    We used 3 out of 4 of those things

    I am become death, Destroyer of Worlds.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I thought you were Shiva.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    I thought you were Shiva.

    that was what mittens said the first time BoB died


    also, that exact phrase is said by shiva

    it's where it came from


    also also, the games is 15 bucks a month normally

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Is this where we go to make bad posts

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Let me tell you guys about this webcam chat I had with my Canadian girlfriend

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haven't played in a while. Have Angel ships been nerfed yet? Last time I played low sec was 75% drams.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    drams still own

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I have finished installing this game.

    How do I play with you nerds?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    I have finished installing this game.

    How do I play with you nerds?

    follow the op buttwhore


    also dear god do the tutorials

    please

    please do the tutorials

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I did them before I think?

    In Dominion or something?

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The tutorials tell you a lot about how to play Eve by yourself, but nothing after that

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Do the fucking tutorials

    then read the wiki


    wait does merch have their own wiki

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    I did them before I think?

    In Dominion or something?

    they got a revamp

    just, take my advice here

    they stop you from asking a lot of retarded questions

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    Do the fucking tutorials

    then read the wiki


    wait does merch have their own wiki

    we are allowed to register for goonfleet, so we get their wiki

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ok. I am now doing the tutorial.

    And by now I mean I'll do it after I finish watching Day9.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Do the fucking tutorials

    then read the wiki


    wait does merch have their own wiki

    we are allowed to register for goonfleet, so we get their wiki

    READ THAT GODDAMN WIKI ALL OF YOU

    Best goddamn wiki

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So the OP says race doesn't matter.

    But which has the most badass looking ships?

    Or which races ships look like penises?

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Do the fucking tutorials

    then read the wiki


    wait does merch have their own wiki

    we are allowed to register for goonfleet, so we get their wiki

    READ THAT GODDAMN WIKI ALL OF YOU

    Best goddamn wiki

    I wrote the page on how to fly logistics ships.

    8-)

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    So the OP says race doesn't matter.

    But which has the most badass looking ships?

    Or which races ships look like penises?

    ok, do not train for gallente ships

    just

    don't do it, for a lot of reasons I could go into, but would likely not make sense to you right now

    however

    amarr have LASERS and look like giant space dicks and buttplugs

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  • AvynteAvynte Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Baidol wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Do the fucking tutorials

    then read the wiki


    wait does merch have their own wiki

    we are allowed to register for goonfleet, so we get their wiki

    READ THAT GODDAMN WIKI ALL OF YOU

    Best goddamn wiki

    I wrote the page on how to fly logistics ships.

    8-)

    merch wiki is pretty bad though :rotate:

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So I should be amarr?

    Going to be a giant space dick.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    eve ships

    warning FUCKING HUGE
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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    So I should be amarr?

    Going to be a giant space dick.

    Any race can fly any ship, so it is really whatever ship you want to start with/back story you like

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  • AvynteAvynte Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    amarr are pretty sweet with the lasers and all.

    but minmatar shoot bullets the size of volkswagons

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm sorry.

    But Lasers are better than bullets in space.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    fuck minmitar and their bullshit subcap supremacy

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It would be SO COOL to have a titan

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Minmitar are cool because all their ships look like spacejunk

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Minmitar are cool because all their ships look like spacejunk

    they literally are


    also caldari own 8-)

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  • AvynteAvynte Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i would swing that epeen around so hard it would crash the node

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  • AvynteAvynte Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    alternatively, end up as a hilarious lossmail

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