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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Minmitar are cool because all their ships look like spacejunk

    they literally are


    also caldari own 8-)

    I meant to say that. Love me Minmitarrrrr

    Are caldari the ones that are good with drones because their people are all slavers?

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  • AvynteAvynte Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Minmitar are cool because all their ships look like spacejunk

    they literally are


    also caldari own 8-)

    I meant to say that. Love me Minmitarrrrr

    Are caldari the ones that are good with drones because their people are all slavers?

    caldari are the capitalist nazis, while gallente are the ones that are good with drones because they're too pansy to fight themselves

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Caldari are pretty much evolved from bootstraps. Also I read that book and I was super-happy about them taking back Caldari Prime. Fuck the Gallente.

    Also,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfv1QtZDirY

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    With Time Dilation it looks like lag will finally die this year for big space battles!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    caldari are space rome
    gallente are space french
    amarr are space catholics
    minmitar are space africans

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    From when suas stole a titan
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGk0hRPmk0&

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    God Pip, how do you keep fing up the OP?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    God Pip, how do you keep fing up the OP?

    I'm gay

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ew gross.

    I don't want to be space catholics.

    Forget lasers, I want to be space rome.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    God Pip, how do you keep fing up the OP?

    I'm gay

    Take ownership of the OP, lose the quotes, the text above the logo. We'll never convince hundreds of pliable newbies to join our doomed fleets at this rate.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Ew gross.

    I don't want to be space catholics.

    Forget lasers, I want to be space rome.

    I should say space inquisition era catholics

    because they like to kill or convert everyone

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    and by convert I mean convert to ash by shooting them with lasers

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Minmitar are cool because all their ships look like spacejunk

    they literally are


    also caldari own 8-)

    420 FLY MERLINS ERRDAY WHATUP

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Right before I sold my account I'd taken to dicking around with unalligned ratters with covops and stealth bombers because I was bored

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  • EnergenoEnergeno Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This minmatar bullshit is going too far. CCP needs to fix their shit and put amarr back on top where they're supposed to be.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    An improved version of the feared Armageddon-class battleship, this vessel is probably one of the deadliest war machines ever built by the hand of man. Commanding one is among the greatest honors one can attain in the Amarr Empire, and suffering the fury of its turret batteries is surely the fastest way to reunite with the void.

    this is the description the Armageddon Navy Issue

    this is why amarr owns

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah but Caldari are space capitalists

    Or were they the space military

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The Abaddon class ship is a celestial tool of destruction. It is designed to enter combat from the outset, targeting enemies at range and firing salvo after salvo at them, and to remain intact on the battlefield until every heretic in sight has been torn to shreds.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Too late Pip.

    I am already Space Rome.

    And I made my dude look as retarded as possible in the portrait.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    Yeah but Caldari are space capitalists

    Or were they the space military

    space rome/capitalists

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This video is actually pretty decent.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAIQR01ZLw

    The Caldari were basically a proud culture of adventurous sailors and traders, until they got back into space and found that they shared a system with the Gallente, and then the Gallente annexed the Caldari homeworld in a really, really nasty war.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also pip, sorry that I'm still burnt out on space but I could see myself getting way into Dust.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    Also pip, sorry that I'm still burnt out on space but I could see myself getting way into Dust.

    it's cool duder

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Basically I feel that making my portrait of my dude look as retarded as possible was the best thing I could have done.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fuck all Gallente

    more like Gayllente am i rite

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Remember to post your EvE Name here in the SE++ thread and your PA handle in your EVE Application so that we (Random Gen) can facilitate applications

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    post all op schedules itt

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I would like one (1) Titan please.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    post all op schedules itt

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    As if all our enemies don't already know our op schedule.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    I would like one (1) Titan please.

    death to all supers

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    As if we even have an op schedule

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Baidol wrote: »
    As if all our enemies don't already know our op schedule.

    they do with you spying for them

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    As if all our enemies don't already know our op schedule.

    they do with you spying for them

    Look, these space bills aren't going to pay themselves, you know.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    OP is a spy

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Is there any skills that I shouldn't bother learning early on?

    Or is everything free game and useful?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    learn every Gallente Frigate skill immediately and then you win the game

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Is there any skills that I shouldn't bother learning early on?

    Or is everything free game and useful?

    uh

    what do you want to do

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