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Video Game Industry Thread: Caring entirely too much about Bioware romance options

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Well...I mean...have you ever stuffed a towel in your mouth?

    That's the face one tends to make.


    There's a story behind this that I don't think anyone wants to hear.


    I'll listen...

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I can see how that is mistaken for a smile but it isn't. It's a grimace, her lips pulled out wide to each side. Also yay for explaining art.

    If it were a grimace, she's be frowning.

    I'm not gonna get into an argument about the angle we're looking at, let alone possible facial expressions people can have beyond smile, angry, and indifferent.

    So is it a grimace, or is she experiencing some other emotion, then? Because if she was grimacing, she'd be frowning. I'm really a little amazed no one here can see the manipulation. Hell, her long hair's blowing.

    I think you are projecting your sadistic fantasies on this video game woman.

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/05/anonymous-denies-involvement-with-psn-hack/
    Despite Sony's report of an Anonymous slogan found on a compromised SOE server, the hacking group denied responsibility for the attack in a statement sent to The Guardian. The group claimed that this hack, which resulted in the prolonged (and ongoing) outage of the PlayStation Network and the leak of data from millions of accounts, is not in keeping with Anonymous's MO of fighting organizations' criminal activities with hacks.

    "Public support is not gained by stealing credit card info and personal identities," the statement reads. "We are trying to fight criminal activities by corporations and governments, not steal credit cards." The statement showed confidence in Anonymous's lack of involvement: "If a legitimate and honest investigation into the credit card is conducted, Anonymous will not be found liable. While we are a distributed and decentralized group, our 'leadership' does not condone credit card theft." Of course, the "intrusion" could still have been the work of someone who self-identifies as an Anonymous member; that very "distributed and decentralized" structure makes it difficult to identify officially sanctioned actions by those claiming affiliation.

    Last month, during intermittent PSN outages, Anonymous issued a release saying that it would not attempt to take PSN down, because it did not want to "severely impact Sony customers."

    Personally I am inclined to believe this, as it doesn't really sound like something they would do anyways. But yeah, certainly some random idiot could have considered himself doing it on their behalf or whatever.

    Overall, I think blaming Anonymous is just too easy and vague of a scapegoat. You might as well say "Some Puerto Rican Guy" hacked them.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    They should just blame Satan. That's something we can all get behind.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    So is it a grimace, or is she experiencing some other emotion, then? Because if she was grimacing, she'd be frowning. I'm really a little amazed no one here can see the manipulation. Hell, her long hair's blowing.

    I think you are projecting your sadistic fantasies on this video game woman.

    Don't get me started. :winky:

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    They should just blame Satan. That's something we can all get behind.

    But then you're offending the satanists.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    They should just blame Satan. That's something we can all get behind.

    But then you're offending the satanists.

    Those bitches are always offended by something. Fuck 'em.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think you are projecting your sadistic fantasies on this video game woman.

    No, I'm just seeing the marketing department take pains to ensure Lara is "sexy" despite being roughed up. This thread usually finds marketing crap fascinating, right?

    Oh well, I give up. In other news, SOE has found a way to make up for the server outage: hats!

    dcoumakeup530.jpg
    Sony Online Entertainment plans to give all DC Universe Online players a free month and "Batman-Inspired mask" as compensation for the current outage. The company asked players on the game's Facebook page to bear with them as "the complexities of the subscription server dictate how and when this will be available" and that the company will be releasing "more information this week."

    The outage is part of the overall PlayStation Network issue that resulted in SOE announcing earlier this week that 12,700 credit card numbers were taken and 24.6 million accounts were compromised. So, yeah, a free month and a virtual hat seems like a good start to an apology.

    http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/04/dc-universe-online-players-get-credit-mask-for-downtime/

    Admittedly the free month is exactly what they needed to do, but that hat comes off as insulting.

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The hat is just dumb. How the hell is that Batman? That's like the "we need ideas for a ton of Batman toys so here are a billion different Batman suits and this one is super-futuristic robo-Batman!" Batman.

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  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I personally find it weird that caking Lara up in dirt and blood is apparently OK, but when S-E does the same thing with Aya, it's horrible and creepy.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It looks like movie Watchmen NiteOwl.

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I personally find it weird that caking Lara up in dirt and blood is apparently OK, but when S-E does the same thing with Aya, it's horrible and creepy.

    To be fair, Lara doesn't suffer "realistic clothing damage" (or whatever they called it) and wear french-maid outfits :P

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  • mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    To be fair that Lara does look like someone who's been scrabbling through tombs.

    Also her clothes aren't falling off.

    edit: what warlock said

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    I personally find it weird that caking Lara up in dirt and blood is apparently OK, but when S-E does the same thing with Aya, it's horrible and creepy.

    To be fair, Lara doesn't suffer "realistic clothing damage" (or whatever they called it) and wear french-maid outfits :P

    Oh...

    Pre-Order cancel!

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    The hat is just dumb. How the hell is that Batman? That's like the "we need ideas for a ton of Batman toys so here are a billion different Batman suits and this one is super-futuristic robo-Batman!" Batman.

    It's not Batman, it's "Batman-inspired".

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I personally find it weird that caking Lara up in dirt and blood is apparently OK, but when S-E does the same thing with Aya, it's horrible and creepy.

    This a 3rd Birthday thing? Where all the fan-clamouring got them to include some kind of shower scene?

    Yes, creepy.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also...I would think being out in the wilderness and such...raiding tombs...you might get somewhat dirty.

    Unless...I guess the tomb has tomb keepers or something or there are nearby laundromats.

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    LewieP wrote: »
    I remember at Eurogamer Expo '07, they were saying that being bought by Disney gave them a lot more security.

    Tis a shame that things aren't going well for them.

    This is an understandable thought to have, though it's completely wrong.

    Disney bought the FX house that did the dragons for Reign of Fire. They built a massive office for them, with all kinds of ridiculous amenities, and what happened? They dropped the company. So not only did they waste a ton of money, they destroyed a company in the process. Those guys would have been better off had Disney not bought them.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheep wrote: »


    Check out the other thread. It's a deep deep fail.

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  • Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Man, Legend and Underworld completely rekindled my love for TR and Lara Croft.

    Can't wait for the reboot!

    This is why I totally don't understand why they are rebooting it AGAIN. Those were good games. They were basically reboots themselves. Underworld only sold poorly because of shitty marketing and being released next to a ton of blockbusters in a very busy holiday season.

    Not counting a Tomb Raider 2 demo, Underworld was my first game in the series and I could easily see why they're rebooting it again. The characters aren't even remotely interesting and the game itself feels like it should've been an early PS2 game. I'm playing through Legend right now (bought the Trilogy disc for really cheap) and I feel much the same.

    That's why I'm looking forward to the reboot, because it sounds like something I'd actually buy at full price, not something I bought for dirt cheap because I was bored.
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Personally I am inclined to believe this, as it doesn't really sound like something they would do anyways. But yeah, certainly some random idiot could have considered himself doing it on their behalf or whatever.

    Overall, I think blaming Anonymous is just too easy and vague of a scapegoat. You might as well say "Some Puerto Rican Guy" hacked them.

    Uh, 'random idiot' pretty much describes everyone in Anonymous. I mean, that first part is the entire point of the group. There's no such thing as 'something they would do', they're not an organised group. The left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Screw a Tomb Raider reboot, we need more games in the Guardian of Light series. That game ruled in coop!

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    I think you are projecting your sadistic fantasies on this video game woman.

    No, I'm just seeing the marketing department take pains to ensure Lara is "sexy" despite being roughed up. This thread usually finds marketing crap fascinating, right?

    Oh well, I give up. In other news, SOE has found a way to make up for the server outage: hats!

    dcoumakeup530.jpg
    Sony Online Entertainment plans to give all DC Universe Online players a free month and "Batman-Inspired mask" as compensation for the current outage. The company asked players on the game's Facebook page to bear with them as "the complexities of the subscription server dictate how and when this will be available" and that the company will be releasing "more information this week."

    The outage is part of the overall PlayStation Network issue that resulted in SOE announcing earlier this week that 12,700 credit card numbers were taken and 24.6 million accounts were compromised. So, yeah, a free month and a virtual hat seems like a good start to an apology.

    http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/04/dc-universe-online-players-get-credit-mask-for-downtime/

    Admittedly the free month is exactly what they needed to do, but that hat comes off as insulting.

    Do I get that for my EQ2 characters? Because damn...

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Screw a Tomb Raider reboot, we need more games in the Guardian of Light series. That game ruled in coop!

    ^^^^^^^


    (I still need to play it in co-op tho)

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2011

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    Oh yeah, that blood's so hot.

    I know you're probably being facetious, but yeah, it kinda is

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Shit, I had completely forgot about that Dead Rising 2 cash-in being in development.

    Stupid magazine cover!

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Shit, I had completely forgot about that Dead Rising 2 cash-in being in development.

    Stupid magazine cover!

    We all wish we could completely forget about it I think :)

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I like the new Laura. 'Nothing hotter than a strong woman.

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  • JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah, it's pretty clear they're banking on gamers finding her hotter with her hands dirty and boobs big but not impossible.

    Sidenote: they're totally, totally right.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Yeah, it's pretty clear they're banking on gamers finding her hotter with her hands dirty and boobs big but not impossible.

    Sidenote: they're totally, totally right.

    It's not that her boobs were impossible, it's that they were unlikely. Boobs like that do happen in nature, though not very often.

    Of course it's a little annoying that big boobs = sex object (at least in the hack vidja game marketing world), since a person's appearance has nothing to do with their libido.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Yeah, it's pretty clear they're banking on straight, male gamers finding her hotter with her hands dirty and boobs big but not impossible.

    Sidenote: they're totally, totally right.

    Fix'd. I think she looks like a mess.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's a mask not a hat.

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Yeah, it's pretty clear they're banking on straight, male gamers finding her hotter with her hands dirty and boobs big but not impossible.

    Sidenote: they're totally, totally right.

    Fix'd. I think she looks like a mess.

    Hey now, don't exclude the lesbians

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Yeah, it's pretty clear they're banking on straight, male gamers finding her hotter with her hands dirty and boobs big but not impossible.

    Sidenote: they're totally, totally right.

    Fix'd. I think she looks like a mess.

    Hey now, don't exclude the lesbians


    I'm 99.9% sure they are not banking on lebians finding her hot.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Yeah, it's pretty clear they're banking on straight, male gamers finding her hotter with her hands dirty and boobs big but not impossible.

    Sidenote: they're totally, totally right.

    Fix'd. I think she looks like a mess.

    Hey now, don't exclude the lesbians


    I'm 99.9% sure they are not banking on lebians finding her hot.

    Well I certainly am!

    Wait, what does banking mean again?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    Yeah, it's pretty clear they're banking on straight, male gamers finding her hotter with her hands dirty and boobs big but not impossible.

    Sidenote: they're totally, totally right.

    Fix'd. I think she looks like a mess.

    Hey now, don't exclude the lesbians


    I'm 99.9% sure they are not banking on lebians finding her hot.

    Well I certainly am!

    Wait, what does banking mean again?

    That they care about your delicious zenny. Let's be honest, the percent of their profits that may be coming from gaming lesbians will be very very low.

    If they did care, she would have been in flannel.

    ba-dum-tish

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  • V FactionV Faction Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's a mask not a hat.
    Hey, from where I'm looking, it feels more like a sculpted face-helment. Like something your character would put over his/her entire head. Weird.

    Also, it's Batman, and he can breath in space.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's a mask not a hat.

    "Hat" is funnier.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDV5_wIffro&feature=player_detailpage#t=77s

    (skip to 1:17)

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I'm 99.9% sure they are not banking on lebians finding her hot.

    Congratulations, you made the dumbest comment possible ever about this. How, exactly, do you know what all lesbians are thinking? Hey, tell you what - my ex girlfriend that left me to become full-time lesbian, I'll ask her what she thinks. Even then, it wouldn't make your statement anymore valid or invalid.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Has the list of winning games for The Smithsonian's Art of Video Games been posted?

    http://americanart.si.edu/exhibitions/archive/2012/games/winninggames.pdf

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