When i was 3

Cerrius

I saw a squid at the aquarium, got a black eye from running into something, and rode around on my Big Wheel. It was a CHiPs Big Wheel so I got to lay the law down on the neighbors.

redimpulse

When I was three, I was locked in my room. No bed, just a couple sheets on the floor. No furniture or closet, just folded clothes in the corner.

redkatana

redimpulse wrote:

When I was three, I was locked in my room. No bed, just a couple sheets on the floor. No furniture or closet, just folded clothes in the corner.

nefffffffffff

When I was only 3
I had some very good beer;
I had some very good beer
That I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was only 3


ALSO:

Smart Hero wrote:

Made a kid poop in a urinal.

spono

I was rewinding a Sesame Street videotape and I peed my pants. I thought I had to stop the rewinding myself right when it got to the end of the tape, or else it would record whatever was on the TV over what was on the tape. Of course I had to go to the bathroom when I started recording, so I stood there with my finger on the stop button, trying to save Big Bird. Eventually, I just couldn't hold it in any longer.

I later learned how the VCR actually works.

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Ate some MiracleGro, and about half a bottle of Tums.

The story goes, as my mom was on the phone with poison control about the MiracleGro, I ran by with the Tums and my dad's razor from the bathroom for no reason.

MY LIFE WAS UNBEARABLE

The Geek

candanavian wrote:

What was going on when you guys were three?

I learned how to read.

SnackAttack

I was probably complaining about how hot it is in Saudi Arabia.

That or destroying all of my sisters toys.

[spoiler:90ea515db9]Probably both[/spoiler:90ea515db9]

Dex Dynamo

I cut my finger off when I was three. I put my fingers inbetween the spikes on an electric hedgeclipper while my dad was trimming the bushes. This was done as a means to hold down the thing while I played with the string. The string that sparks the motor. It has to be like a talking doll, I thought. What fun! Fun did not follow.

No Great Name

Watching the clock until it was time for my older bro to get home.

The we'd play contra.

Widepath

I ate bagels with cream cheese and jelly back then.
Then I just stopped.
I don't know why.

Volucrisus Aedrius

I don't really remember anything before the age of 4. Scattered memories, half visions, a train set, Dad going to work, Mom making peanut butter and honey sandwiches (fucking delicious), Katie (my sister) and Katie (her best friend) watching The Little Mermaid on Betamax.

DarkHawke

My brother threw a chair at me.
I pissed myself at one point because I was feeling lazy and didn't want to move away from the window.

Knob

i stabbed my brother in the neck with a hayhook because he wouldn't let me watch aliens

Ferry

I fell out of trees on a daily basis and got into about far too many fights

Widepath

I did not like to poop so i would hold it in for as long as i could.

As7

Probably saying hello to my new baby brother.

And having blond hair.

And collecting snails in my pail.

monsterror

My parents had just divorced.
Mom was a single law student, while working for the county.

Oh, and I was deaf/mute, since I didn't have tubes put in my ears until I was four.

I had a pretty rad childhood.

Oden

I ate a mars bar and got a dog

Calebros

When I was 3 I knocked my two front teeth out on a coffee table and didn't get them back till I was 4

also I started pre-k

and uh

probably watched david the gnome and paw paw bears

Dangerou-Dave

Probably playing contra or blaster master.

Synthetic Orange

I fell into the deep end of a pool when no-one else was around. I learned to swim very quickly.

Oden

Are you paralysed like that dude on House last night SO
were you trying to regulate your body heat

Favlaud

Jerked off for the first time

Calebros

Dangerou-Dave wrote:

Probably playing contra or master blaster.

blaster master, dude

blaster master

Newtron

Dangerou-Dave wrote:

Probably playing contra or blaster master.

fix'd, cuz..seriously.

Synthetic Orange

No, I just didnt know how to swim at that age. I was playing with the water and fell in, found myself at the bottom of the pool. I didnt wanna die!

Dangerou-Dave

Ohhhh right.

Fuck it, that game was way too damn hard for me at the time anyway!

Kaenneth

Celebrated the Bicentennial of the U.S.

monsterror

Probably riding the Master Blaster

Calebros

I got to level 7 or so one time before I had to turn it off because of my dad

I never got that far again

stupid dad

Knob

did you guys ever watch count duckula

Dangerou-Dave

monsterror wrote:

Probably riding the Master Blaster

How coincidental

mully

count duckula rocked
for a while, i thought i'd made it up
'cause no one else had heard of it

Calebros

knob i vaguely remember it

i am wonder if anyone else watched paw paw bears and this one show with 2 cat people that had a jet and did stuff that i can't remember the name of at the moment

Dangerou-Dave

How about that show, the Gummy bears was it? There were these bears, and they did adventurous things in the middle ages sort of. Bear middle-ages I guess? Who were the antagonists in that show anyway?

Knob

SWATCats

Synthetic Orange

Dangerou-Dave wrote:

How about that show, the Gummy bears was it? There were these bears, and they did adventurous things in the middle ages sort of. Bear middle-ages I guess? Who were the antagonists in that show anyway?

Dukey and his Ogre minions. I think.

Calebros

Knob wrote:

SWATCats

Yes

i googled it

i got this



i u google

Dangerou-Dave

Synthetic Orange wrote:

Dangerou-Dave wrote:

How about that show, the Gummy bears was it? There were these bears, and they did adventurous things in the middle ages sort of. Bear middle-ages I guess? Who were the antagonists in that show anyway?

Dukey and his Ogre minions. I think.

Ooooh right. Ogres.


Edit: I also enjoyed Prince Valiant.