RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited February 2007
when I was three I remember my older brother destroying my awesome fort made out of a refrigerator box when he and his friends started wrestling in it.
I also remember drinking vinegar because I thought it was apple juice.
Also, Coleco-vision.
Also, listening to Michael Jackson and thinking it was amazing that he was even more famous than Mickey Mouse.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2007
This is the only thing listed as having happened on my 3rd birthday
The US and the Vatican establish full diplomatic relations after 117 years.
I had about two tons of Construx, three tons of Lego, and I would often use both sets on the same project. My mom was showing me off by making me read the newspaper out loud to all of her friends. I read every Calvin & Hobbes, Farside, and any other comic I could get my hands on.
When I was three I dropped a bowling ball on my middle finger permanently scarring it and it's still considerably more flat looking than my other fingers.
When I was three I dropped a bowling ball on my middle finger permanently scarring it and it's still considerably more flat looking than my other fingers.
How did you manage to pick up the bowling ball in the first place
When I was three I dropped a bowling ball on my middle finger permanently scarring it and it's still considerably more flat looking than my other fingers.
How did you manage to pick up the bowling ball in the first place
body builder baby?
Must have been.
But really, I just picked it up and was unable to hold it up and gave in to the weight of it and it fell right on top of that finger.
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Lord DaveGrief CauserBitch Free ZoneRegistered Userregular
edited February 2007
On my third birthday Velma Barfield becomes the first woman executed in the United States since 1962.
The day I was born the guy who created the Mars Attacks trading cards shot himself.
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
June 12, 1982 - A rally against nuclear weapons draws 750,000 to New York City's Central Park. Jackson Browne, James Taylor, Bruce Springsteen, and Linda Ronstadt attend.
How about that show, the Gummy bears was it? There were these bears, and they did adventurous things in the middle ages sort of. Bear middle-ages I guess? Who were the antagonists in that show anyway?
Dukey and his Ogre minions. I think.
Ooooh right. Ogres.
Edit: I also enjoyed Prince Valiant.
Prince
Prince Valiant?
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fuck, I used to watch that religiously. It was AWESOME.
I very distinctly remember on my third birthday waking up, waking my parents, and declared that I wanted Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries for my Birthday Breakfast.
Next thing I actually remember, I was 5, my little brother had fallen off the bunk bed in our room and knocked his teeth out, but I didn't notice 'cause I was fucking stuck on Air Man's level in Megaman 2 (fuck yooouuu cloud platforms)
No idea if I got that bowl of Captain Crunch or not
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderatormod
edited February 2007
man I can't believe I made fun of a dude because his dad died when he was three
I spent my third birthday getting prepped for heart surgery, but I came down with a massive infection and it had to be postponed for a couple months. Then they started back in with the chemo.... and I never did get fixed.
20 years later I have 2 heart attacks. I've always blamed them for that.
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BarcardiAll the WizardsUnder A Rock: AfganistanRegistered Userregular
edited February 2007
I recall myself being young and playing with hot wheels in the circle of the court with all the other kids. I also recall duck duck goose but that might have been my 2nd or 4th birthday.
I seem to remember sitting in a drawer in the kitchen and banging on pots with a wooden spoon. That may explain my penchant for banging things today. Either that or the National Geographics.
I cut my finger off when I was three. I put my fingers inbetween the spikes on an electric hedgeclipper while my dad was trimming the bushes. This was done as a means to hold down the thing while I played with the string. The string that sparks the motor. It has to be like a talking doll, I thought. What fun! Fun did not follow.
Darn, I thought I'd be the only one with a "I cut my finger off when I was 3" story. Although I was just carrying a folding chair with the seat facing away from me, it started to slip and when I readjusted my grip my finger was inside one of the hinged. Then I tripped on the edge of the carpet and fell on top of it, snapping the seat closed.
I spent my third birthday getting prepped for heart surgery, but I came down with a massive infection and it had to be postponed for a couple months. Then they started back in with the chemo.... and I never did get fixed.
20 years later I have 2 heart attacks. I've always blamed them for that.
It's always about you isn't it stale? "My heart is failing. My motor neurons don't work properly." Other people have problems too, you know. Do you have any idea how much I spent on my car last month? Fucking spare me.
When I was three, I knew all the states and their capitals. Apparently I also knew the names of all the game show hosts, and could read at a 2nd grade level.
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I also remember drinking vinegar because I thought it was apple juice.
Also, Coleco-vision.
Also, listening to Michael Jackson and thinking it was amazing that he was even more famous than Mickey Mouse.
The US and the Vatican establish full diplomatic relations after 117 years.
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not completely i don't think, she didn't die or anything. but she never did come back to the nursery.
Uhm...
Oh, and we got our first VCR.
Dismayed By Humanity Since 1992.
i laughed so hard at that
wasn't meant to make fun of him, I mean that's a shitty thing to happen to anyone, let alone a three year old
but as soon as I read that, all I could picture was nelson Muntz going "HAW HAW... wait, that hurts!"
so, sorry if you took it the wrong way, and my condolences in your loss and stuff
but that was a perfect delivery for a SE++ joke if ever there was one
Oh, if you put it that way, I'll just think of the time everyone laughed at Nelson until he jumped out of the emergency exit of the bus
and the time he walked down the street with his pants down.
Haw Haw, you little bastard.
How did you manage to pick up the bowling ball in the first place
body builder baby?
But really, I just picked it up and was unable to hold it up and gave in to the weight of it and it fell right on top of that finger.
The day I was born the guy who created the Mars Attacks trading cards shot himself.
Prince
Prince Valiant?
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fuck, I used to watch that religiously. It was AWESOME.
that was probably the fucking rawest show ever. fuck yes.
thank you for reminding me of that. it made my day.
EDIT:
yeah word. on the day I was born the Everett, WA city library burned to the ground.
half of Husky Stadium on the UW campus collapsed 2.5 hours after I was born in the hospital across the street.
Words are made of Letter People, A-B-C-D, follow me
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Next thing I actually remember, I was 5, my little brother had fallen off the bunk bed in our room and knocked his teeth out, but I didn't notice 'cause I was fucking stuck on Air Man's level in Megaman 2 (fuck yooouuu cloud platforms)
No idea if I got that bowl of Captain Crunch or not
wow, that's a dick move
fuck I want some Capn Crunch now
20 years later I have 2 heart attacks. I've always blamed them for that.
Darn, I thought I'd be the only one with a "I cut my finger off when I was 3" story. Although I was just carrying a folding chair with the seat facing away from me, it started to slip and when I readjusted my grip my finger was inside one of the hinged. Then I tripped on the edge of the carpet and fell on top of it, snapping the seat closed.
Oh, no, my dad didn't die on my birthday
I think people are taking the meaning of this thread in different ways
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I ended up flying about 5 feet back and slamming my nose on a chair, breaking it, and bruising on one of my teeth.
And I didn't even get any damn candy.
Oh wait. When I was three I got my pet pug.
If you coated the broken tooth with sugar and sucked on it for a while it would be candy.
I was probably rocking out with my cock in, out shortly thereafter.
Meh, I was probably more like 5. Close enough.
Also: Ninja Turtles, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Powerrangers.
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My birthday was on the first annual world AIDS day
It's always about you isn't it stale? "My heart is failing. My motor neurons don't work properly." Other people have problems too, you know. Do you have any idea how much I spent on my car last month? Fucking spare me.
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