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Unscrupulous acts by pizza men!

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    I hope you brought him up on charges Auntie Shibby
    I called the store, and the manager laughed at me. Then I put bad words unto him over the phone, then threatened to call the GM of the store.

    When I sobered up in the morning I didn't have the fight left in me.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm only an angry drunk when you make me angry.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    nice try zarflax

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    why I think you could have legally shot him

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dude probably watches too much porn

    He was like, "Okay. . . 'pen' is clearly code for 'penis.' Let's do this thing!"

    Next thing he knows you're throwing a hissy fit at him cuz he's standing in your kitchen with his pants around his ankles

    Poor guy was just confused

    And horny

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    nice try zarflax
    who?
    why I think you could have legally shot him
    I do believe I could have, an uninvited person entering my dwelling. Faked a little bit of a tussle afterwards and I'd be scot free.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    Dude probably watches too much porn

    He was like, "Okay. . . 'pen' is clearly code for 'penis.' Let's do this thing!"

    Next thing he knows you're throwing a hissy fit at him cuz he's standing in your kitchen with his pants around his ankles

    Poor guy was just confused

    And horny
    That would have been grounds for me shooting him. That'd be sexual assault. After I got done laughing at his untrimmed pubic hair tiny peepee

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I picture you throwing a tantrum like a little child.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jesus shibby, you used to be good at this

    now it's just "guys here's a story where i was a sociopath and a bit of a racist, please yell at me"

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah Shibby what is up with you being a psycho

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    Yeah Shibby what is up with you being a troll

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Macera wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Yeah Shibby what is up with you being a troll

    Hey now that is not what I said

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    Yeah Shibby what is up with you being a psycho
    I am a psycho, but at the same time I'm out of practice in posting.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    I got another story involving the same pizzhut, but I was in the right.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Maybe you shouldn't tell any more stories for now, Shibby

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    no please do

    i enjoy short fiction immensely

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Once I found a dead rat in my pizza.

    The funny part was, I made the pizza myself.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    wut D:

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the pizza represents pre-1935 germany and the rat represents the undesirable elements of german society for the nazi party

    the oven represents an oven

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    So, I was having a little thing with my girlfriend and her friend. We decided to order pizza after a little drinking, order placed and was told in 20-30 minutes it should arrive.

    After 40 minutes I called asking whats up, they told me to wait 10 more minutes or so they were a little behind. I understand, and wait and wait and wait. A half hour after the initial time they placed had passed, I called again, they said sorry and would place a credit on my account and my pizzas should be there any second.

    Another half hour passes[/]. I call again, They cannot get ahold of the driver and they will remake the pizzas and resend them. ten minutes later I receive the redone order free of charge and tip the driver 5 dollars for his troubles.

    ten minutes later, the original driver shows up with the two original two pizza, now cold. His car broke down, and his cell phone died. I tipped him 20 dollars for the shitty night he was having.

    tl;dr

    four free pizza and 30 dollars worth of credit for 25 dollars.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That was a good thing you did, Shibby

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    And then I had pizza coming out the nose I had so much pizza.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If it's coming out of your nose, I think you're doing it wrong.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hey a shibby story that left me feeling clean and happy about the world

    well done all around

    relevent to the thread: a pizza guy showed up at my house today, and I got really excited that my wife secretly ordered pizza because I was starving

    nope, just the wrong house :(

    was tempted to just buy it from him anyway

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    If it's coming out of your nose, I think you're doing it wrong.
    It's an exaggeration, silly girl.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    bs thread, tell me:

    Daily, around 3-6 I just crash. I get all mopey/angry and sleepy for a couple of hours. By 7-8:00 it has passed and I feel fine.

    But why?

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    When do you eat lunch? What do you eat for lunch? I used to get that till I figured out I needed a snack.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    are you eating

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    that's not normal?

    I thought that was a byproduct of lunch around noontime

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    more carbs dear.

    we've discussed this.


    also try some almonds around then.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    If it's coming out of your nose, I think you're doing it wrong.
    It's an exaggeration, silly girl.

    I just wanted to imply that you were pooping out of your nose!

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah, I eat. Hard to say when I eat exactly since it varies day to day depending on when I get out of school (hells of weird schedule, leaving for home alternately at 11:12 or 12: 48). I typically eat when I get home unless I am really not hungry. I try to get a coffee as a mental perk-me-up if the weather isn't too hot, and whether or not it is decaf depends on how late it is (I don't drink nearly as much caffeine as much as I used to, and have weaned myself off months ago so I don't think it is a caffeine issue).

    Not feeling too hot right now for instance, pretty tired, finished drinking a cup of decaf.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    If it's coming out of your nose, I think you're doing it wrong.
    It's an exaggeration, silly girl.

    I just wanted to imply that you were pooping out of your nose!
    My girlfriend already hates it when I produce anything out of my butt or even talk about it at all.

    Just last week I farted twice pointblank into her face. She told me she didn't love me anymore and didn't talk to me for a few hours.

    I think if I pooped out my nose she would break up with me.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I think if you poop out your nose you should see a doctor.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the diagnosis: it's cool, you're just going to sneeze out of your butt

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    I think if I pooped out my nose and my girlfriend wasn't disgusted about it it would take take our relationship to a whole new level. we've been together for two years, we should talk about bathroom habits.

    I mean just recently she shit in a hotel bathroom we shared and I smelt it. it wasn't that bad at all, so should talking about it be hard?

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ...Ooookay I think we're heading straight to TMI station.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    and all points south, if you know what I mean

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    bs thread, tell me:

    Daily, around 3-6 I just crash. I get all mopey/angry and sleepy for a couple of hours. By 7-8:00 it has passed and I feel fine.

    But why?

    This happens to me, too, and yes I'm pretty sure it has to do with my eating/sleeping habits.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Maybe I am not eating as well as I think I am :?

    If I eat big meals I get sleepy; if I eat lighter stuff I am super hungry. NO WINNING. I guess I have to eat really heavy food over a long period of time.

    Can't believe I still haven't got this figured out.

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