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Bad Dates Thread!
Sky Haussman
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You just won't fucking believe this! I had gone out with this woman once before and she seemed ok. She is cute, petite and about my age. She is 32 with 2 kids that stay with her ex. She swore that she was not sleeping with anyone else but when I went to take a piss in the bathroom, I saw and empty box of Trojans and a home pregnancy test box. Hmm. Could she be lying? Then when I flip up the lid the toilet is full of SHIT because at some point she pinched a massive loaf and forgot to flush. Being the trooper that I am, I went back out to the living room to continue to hook up with her and when I pulled her shirt up, her belly is so fucking stretched out that it looked like crumpled flesh colored plastic wrap.
I don't think that I will seeing her again.
I don't think that I will seeing her again.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
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What a bitch
2) Post about it on the internet
Congratulations!
No, you should stick with her
It's not like she can get double pregnant
hooh man that sucked.
but was it bad?
We can't let just anyone go posting in this thread.
So no second date with TFS?
No it wasn't bad I guess; she said "excuse me" when I purposely blocked her was at the door. That was the best masturbation day of my life
took the day off to jay off
His parents didn't sign the permission slip
i don't think i'll be seeing her again
and im thinking what the hell i just stood next to you on a packed bus making boring smalltalk for nothing huh
she didnt even appreciate that i didnt grope her whenever the bus braked too hard and everybody got mashed into eachother
Was this in Japan? Its perfectly acceptable over there to grope school girls on the subway. The internet does not lie.
If you're done with her I'll be happy to take her off your hands.
I dunno man, I figure I can chop her up and use her as fertilizer. You know, reuse, renew, recycle...
damn, i was just about to go looking for a picture of john rhys davies
I am saddened that 'Groping of girls on public transport' is now a popular theme in Japanese porno.
I like you
you are friendly to the environment
good man.
Thats your fault.
Why didn't you just tell him that you were leaving instead of going all passive aggressive on him?
Because he was nice and it was all my fault
edit: I guess I might have stuck her with the bill as well. I never thought about it.
Had you forgotten to tell him about the surgery?
yeah it is a good thing you spared his feelings like that =/
maybe he thought you were having womens troubles and he didnt want to seem like an ass by ditching you at such a bad time
One of those "it's not you, it's me" moments?
Followed by 45 minutes in a public restroom. Interesting escape tactic.
You could have just told me you weren't interested.... :oops:
I used to - occasionally still do, but I'm much better - get moments where I'll just be in a really bizarre mood and do really weird things. I should never have gone on the date in the first place, because I wasn't feeling right all evening.
It was this older dude from anime society who was one of the better-looking blokes there and my immediate assessment of him was that he was cute which is why when he asked me on the date a few weeks later that I agreed. But I hadn't really looked at him closely or knew him at all very well and I've never been on a good date unless I'm already dating someone. My only successful relationships have come about by being friends with the guy for months to years beforehand.
So I was feeling really uncomfortable and realised I didn't want to be there and I was feeling like everyone was staring at us, but the film was good (Amelie) so why the hell did I act so stupidly? I have no idea. I really regret it. I regret all my dates. Every single time I have screwed over the cute, respectful guy in favour of the ugly guy and I am so stupid.
It turns out nice guys have their dates hide in the toilets for 45 minutes.
she climbed on anyway
stupid persistance
Oh a chance to be totally mean and make a reference to how he has no chance of me standing him up because he's not cute enough for me to do that
that would have been mean