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Bad Dates Thread!

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
    Haha

    I used to - occasionally still do, but I'm much better - get moments where I'll just be in a really bizarre mood and do really weird things. I should never have gone on the date in the first place, because I wasn't feeling right all evening.

    It was this older dude from anime society who was one of the better-looking blokes there and my immediate assessment of him was that he was cute which is why when he asked me on the date a few weeks later that I agreed. But I hadn't really looked at him closely or knew him at all very well and I've never been on a good date unless I'm already dating someone. My only successful relationships have come about by being friends with the guy for months to years beforehand.

    So I was feeling really uncomfortable and realised I didn't want to be there and I was feeling like everyone was staring at us, but the film was good (Amelie) so why the hell did I act so stupidly? I have no idea. I really regret it. I regret all my dates. Every single time I have screwed over the cute, respectful guy in favour of the ugly guy and I am so stupid.

    I dunno, Mori seems pretty cute and intelligent to me...

    Callius on
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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    She's been seeing an ugly mongoloid on the side.

    AWIY on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I didn't screw anyone over in favour of Mori, though.

    I am mainly talking in the past tense, too. I'm talking 5+ years ago, now.

    Also, yes, I am extremely poor at dealing with people face-to-face and avoid confrontation whenever possible.

    Janson on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Don't stand up TFS Janson, you'll break his/her little heart.

    Oh a chance to be totally mean and make a reference to how he has no chance of me standing him up because he's not cute enough for me to do that

    on a date with TFS, who pays?

    edit - preemptive "we all pay" post.

    ascot on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    one time i got set up on a date with a really boring girl and we wound up at my place and she kept trying to fool around with me so i told her i had epilepsy and pretended to fall alseep a few minutes later



    she climbed on anyway

    stupid persistance
    Holy shit, you were so close to being raped.


    THAT'S AWESOME

    Druhim on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ascot wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Don't stand up TFS Janson, you'll break his/her little heart.

    Oh a chance to be totally mean and make a reference to how he has no chance of me standing him up because he's not cute enough for me to do that

    on a date with TFS, who pays?

    It depends on how much his mommy gave him in allowance that week.

    Callius on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Depends on whose breasts are bigger

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've got a first date tonight.

    Cerrius on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    one time i got set up on a date with a really boring girl and we wound up at my place and she kept trying to fool around with me so i told her i had epilepsy and pretended to fall alseep a few minutes later



    she climbed on anyway

    stupid persistance
    Holy shit, you were so close to being raped.


    THAT'S AWESOME

    i didn't really mind

    mostly i didn't want to bone her because then she'd come around all the time and want to bone some more and watch movies and stuff and she was really boring

    but if she just wanted to hop on my ding dong for a few minutes and then go away, that's alright i guess

    Knob on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time, me and this other guy got so drunk and he unsuccessfully tried to stick it in my pooper, then tried to get oral out of me. "Jesus fuck, wash first goddamn!"

    Synthetic Orange on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Eww!

    Janson on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
    Depends on whose breasts are bigger

    I believe that you will have to send me a picture of your breasts so I can do a side by side comparisson.







    damn it! I was being so good today too.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I dunno, TFS has a pretty flattering neck down shot.

    AWIY on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AWIY wrote:
    I dunno, TFS has a pretty flattering neck down shot.

    are you suggesting paper bag tactics?

    ascot on
  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've had a chick reveal to me that she was raped when she was 14 and that at 18 her father beats her for being unemployed...all i could think to say was " Wow...um...imsorry...that sucks."

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ascot wrote:
    AWIY wrote:
    I dunno, TFS has a pretty flattering neck down shot.

    are you suggesting paper bag tactics?

    No, I'm just saying; the bar is set pretty high

    yes

    AWIY on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
    Depends on whose breasts are bigger

    I believe that you will have to send me a picture of your breasts so I can do a side by side comparisson.







    damn it! I was being so good today too.
    That's not really sufficient though. For a proper sense of scale, your cock should be nestled between them.








    Too far?

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've had a chick reveal to me that she was raped when she was 14 and that at 18 her father beats her for being unemployed...all i could think to say was " Wow...um...imsorry...that sucks."

    did you then beat and rape her

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  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    one time i went out with this guy who turned out to be a meth addict and got beat up for money in the parking lot.

    i dated him off and on for like a year

    ...

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    one time i went out with this guy who turned out to be a meth addict and got beat up for money in the parking lot.

    i dated him off and on for like a year

    ...

    I bet he was really fun like a third of the time <____<

    AWIY on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    one time i went out with this guy who turned out to be a meth addict and got beat up for money in the parking lot.

    i dated him off and on for like a year

    ...

    Man, stupidity like that deserves a beating.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    did you ever date a crazy girl

    like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them




    that's a good time

    Knob on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time I dated a not so attractive girl to get to her fabulous sister

    Seph on
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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    did you ever date a crazy girl

    like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them




    that's a good time

    They're supposed to be paying me?

    AWIY on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    did you ever date a crazy girl

    like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them




    that's a good time

    I have!

    Whippy on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I once went out with the campus bike. I think I was lucky I didnt catch anything.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    did you ever date a crazy girl

    like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them




    that's a good time

    I have!

    Whippy...

















    Is that girl you?

    Seph on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    have i told any of my stories about dating an insane lady

    i don't know if i have


    i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out

    Knob on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't think I've heard those stories knob

    Please do share

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    no you have not

    Whippy on
  • Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AWIY wrote:
    Teh Ericka wrote:
    one time i went out with this guy who turned out to be a meth addict and got beat up for money in the parking lot.

    i dated him off and on for like a year

    ...

    I bet he was really fun like a third of the time <____<

    he was! the other 2/3rds he was either crying or in jail, though.

    and in my own defense, i was 16 and he was super hot.

    ...actually that doesn't help at all.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    one time i was staying in this crappy little shit hotel and i was spending the day with this girl and we figured that instead of going to some expensive bar it would be better to get some drinks and go back to my room

    then we get to the hotel and the staff at the desk is all 'NO GUESTS ALLOWED!'

    Air on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what kinda motel is that

    no guests allowed

    Seph on
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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    have i told any of my stories about dating an insane lady

    i don't know if i have


    i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out

    I would like to read them, Knob...

    I have never dated a crazy girl, but I have had a crazy girl stalk me for a while

    she was under the impression that I was someone else named Jamie, and would often show up unexpectedly at my house and accuse me of cheating on her

    once she came driving up to my house, drunk as hell and scraping her car up against a fence, showering sparks all over the road

    she then staggered up to my front screen door (the main door was open)and left a note written in german, with a key attached to it- I have no idea what it said, but I really didn't feel like opening the door and talking to her since I had only recently found out that she stabbed a girl the year before

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    what kinda motel is that

    no guests allowed

    One that doesn't want hookers leaving anything in the sheets or on the toilet.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    what kinda motel is that

    no guests allowed

    some crap business hotel in japan


    then later that girl set me up on a sorta blind date with one of her friends in another city
    and that was pretty good except we didnt end up getting physical and i left the country like a day or 2 later
    so that was basically a buildup to nothing


    also the first girl with the hotel thing was sorta suicidal
    which was a new situation for me

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I had two dates for the same night once. But I didn't have to juggle between the two girls in a hillarious manner.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Knob wrote:
    have i told any of my stories about dating an insane lady

    i don't know if i have


    i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out

    I would like to read them, Knob...

    I have never dated a crazy girl, but I have had a crazy girl stalk me for a while

    she was under the impression that I was someone else named Jamie, and would often show up unexpectedly at my house and accuse me of cheating on her

    once she came driving up to my house, drunk as hell and scraping her car up against a fence, showering sparks all over the road

    she then staggered up to my front screen door (the main door was open)and left a note written in german, with a key attached to it- I have no idea what it said, but I really didn't feel like opening the door and talking to her since I had only recently found out that she stabbed a girl the year before

    I'd still hit it.

    precisionk on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Malkor wrote:
    I had two dates for the same night once. But I didn't have to juggle between the two girls in a hillarious manner.

    Boo. Have fun with your unfunny upn sitcom. You could have been prime time on NBC.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    precisionk wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    have i told any of my stories about dating an insane lady

    i don't know if i have


    i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out

    I would like to read them, Knob...

    I have never dated a crazy girl, but I have had a crazy girl stalk me for a while

    she was under the impression that I was someone else named Jamie, and would often show up unexpectedly at my house and accuse me of cheating on her

    once she came driving up to my house, drunk as hell and scraping her car up against a fence, showering sparks all over the road

    she then staggered up to my front screen door (the main door was open)and left a note written in german, with a key attached to it- I have no idea what it said, but I really didn't feel like opening the door and talking to her since I had only recently found out that she stabbed a girl the year before

    I'd still hit it.

    so would a lot of people, if she hadn't gotten herpes around that time and gotten progressively fatter throughout the year

    also the whole thing where she would show up at places where you were

    for example, if your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you called a friend to come pick you up, she would suddenly just be there midway through your conversation

    oh, and the way she was once in my room before I got home and unlocked any of the doors- I think she must have come in through a window, like that movie where Bruce Willis is dead

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