I used to - occasionally still do, but I'm much better - get moments where I'll just be in a really bizarre mood and do really weird things. I should never have gone on the date in the first place, because I wasn't feeling right all evening.
It was this older dude from anime society who was one of the better-looking blokes there and my immediate assessment of him was that he was cute which is why when he asked me on the date a few weeks later that I agreed. But I hadn't really looked at him closely or knew him at all very well and I've never been on a good date unless I'm already dating someone. My only successful relationships have come about by being friends with the guy for months to years beforehand.
So I was feeling really uncomfortable and realised I didn't want to be there and I was feeling like everyone was staring at us, but the film was good (Amelie) so why the hell did I act so stupidly? I have no idea. I really regret it. I regret all my dates. Every single time I have screwed over the cute, respectful guy in favour of the ugly guy and I am so stupid.
I dunno, Mori seems pretty cute and intelligent to me...
one time i got set up on a date with a really boring girl and we wound up at my place and she kept trying to fool around with me so i told her i had epilepsy and pretended to fall alseep a few minutes later
one time i got set up on a date with a really boring girl and we wound up at my place and she kept trying to fool around with me so i told her i had epilepsy and pretended to fall alseep a few minutes later
she climbed on anyway
stupid persistance
Holy shit, you were so close to being raped.
THAT'S AWESOME
i didn't really mind
mostly i didn't want to bone her because then she'd come around all the time and want to bone some more and watch movies and stuff and she was really boring
but if she just wanted to hop on my ding dong for a few minutes and then go away, that's alright i guess
One time, me and this other guy got so drunk and he unsuccessfully tried to stick it in my pooper, then tried to get oral out of me. "Jesus fuck, wash first goddamn!"
I've had a chick reveal to me that she was raped when she was 14 and that at 18 her father beats her for being unemployed...all i could think to say was " Wow...um...imsorry...that sucks."
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Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
I've had a chick reveal to me that she was raped when she was 14 and that at 18 her father beats her for being unemployed...all i could think to say was " Wow...um...imsorry...that sucks."
like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them
like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them
like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them
like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them
one time i was staying in this crappy little shit hotel and i was spending the day with this girl and we figured that instead of going to some expensive bar it would be better to get some drinks and go back to my room
then we get to the hotel and the staff at the desk is all 'NO GUESTS ALLOWED!'
have i told any of my stories about dating an insane lady
i don't know if i have
i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out
I would like to read them, Knob...
I have never dated a crazy girl, but I have had a crazy girl stalk me for a while
she was under the impression that I was someone else named Jamie, and would often show up unexpectedly at my house and accuse me of cheating on her
once she came driving up to my house, drunk as hell and scraping her car up against a fence, showering sparks all over the road
she then staggered up to my front screen door (the main door was open)and left a note written in german, with a key attached to it- I have no idea what it said, but I really didn't feel like opening the door and talking to her since I had only recently found out that she stabbed a girl the year before
then later that girl set me up on a sorta blind date with one of her friends in another city
and that was pretty good except we didnt end up getting physical and i left the country like a day or 2 later
so that was basically a buildup to nothing
also the first girl with the hotel thing was sorta suicidal
which was a new situation for me
have i told any of my stories about dating an insane lady
i don't know if i have
i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out
I would like to read them, Knob...
I have never dated a crazy girl, but I have had a crazy girl stalk me for a while
she was under the impression that I was someone else named Jamie, and would often show up unexpectedly at my house and accuse me of cheating on her
once she came driving up to my house, drunk as hell and scraping her car up against a fence, showering sparks all over the road
she then staggered up to my front screen door (the main door was open)and left a note written in german, with a key attached to it- I have no idea what it said, but I really didn't feel like opening the door and talking to her since I had only recently found out that she stabbed a girl the year before
have i told any of my stories about dating an insane lady
i don't know if i have
i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out
I would like to read them, Knob...
I have never dated a crazy girl, but I have had a crazy girl stalk me for a while
she was under the impression that I was someone else named Jamie, and would often show up unexpectedly at my house and accuse me of cheating on her
once she came driving up to my house, drunk as hell and scraping her car up against a fence, showering sparks all over the road
she then staggered up to my front screen door (the main door was open)and left a note written in german, with a key attached to it- I have no idea what it said, but I really didn't feel like opening the door and talking to her since I had only recently found out that she stabbed a girl the year before
I'd still hit it.
so would a lot of people, if she hadn't gotten herpes around that time and gotten progressively fatter throughout the year
also the whole thing where she would show up at places where you were
for example, if your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you called a friend to come pick you up, she would suddenly just be there midway through your conversation
oh, and the way she was once in my room before I got home and unlocked any of the doors- I think she must have come in through a window, like that movie where Bruce Willis is dead
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I dunno, Mori seems pretty cute and intelligent to me...
I am mainly talking in the past tense, too. I'm talking 5+ years ago, now.
Also, yes, I am extremely poor at dealing with people face-to-face and avoid confrontation whenever possible.
on a date with TFS, who pays?
edit - preemptive "we all pay" post.
THAT'S AWESOME
It depends on how much his mommy gave him in allowance that week.
i didn't really mind
mostly i didn't want to bone her because then she'd come around all the time and want to bone some more and watch movies and stuff and she was really boring
but if she just wanted to hop on my ding dong for a few minutes and then go away, that's alright i guess
I believe that you will have to send me a picture of your breasts so I can do a side by side comparisson.
damn it! I was being so good today too.
are you suggesting paper bag tactics?
No, I'm just saying; the bar is set pretty high
yes
Too far?
did you then beat and rape her
i dated him off and on for like a year
...
I bet he was really fun like a third of the time <____<
Man, stupidity like that deserves a beating.
like an actual crazy girl who soent a lot of time in institutions and got big government checks and had tons of pills but would occasionally not take them
that's a good time
They're supposed to be paying me?
I have!
Whippy...
Is that girl you?
i don't know if i have
i don't want to retread the same stories if i've already trotted them out
Please do share
he was! the other 2/3rds he was either crying or in jail, though.
and in my own defense, i was 16 and he was super hot.
...actually that doesn't help at all.
then we get to the hotel and the staff at the desk is all 'NO GUESTS ALLOWED!'
no guests allowed
I would like to read them, Knob...
I have never dated a crazy girl, but I have had a crazy girl stalk me for a while
she was under the impression that I was someone else named Jamie, and would often show up unexpectedly at my house and accuse me of cheating on her
once she came driving up to my house, drunk as hell and scraping her car up against a fence, showering sparks all over the road
she then staggered up to my front screen door (the main door was open)and left a note written in german, with a key attached to it- I have no idea what it said, but I really didn't feel like opening the door and talking to her since I had only recently found out that she stabbed a girl the year before
One that doesn't want hookers leaving anything in the sheets or on the toilet.
some crap business hotel in japan
then later that girl set me up on a sorta blind date with one of her friends in another city
and that was pretty good except we didnt end up getting physical and i left the country like a day or 2 later
so that was basically a buildup to nothing
also the first girl with the hotel thing was sorta suicidal
which was a new situation for me
I'd still hit it.
Boo. Have fun with your unfunny upn sitcom. You could have been prime time on NBC.
so would a lot of people, if she hadn't gotten herpes around that time and gotten progressively fatter throughout the year
also the whole thing where she would show up at places where you were
for example, if your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, and you called a friend to come pick you up, she would suddenly just be there midway through your conversation
oh, and the way she was once in my room before I got home and unlocked any of the doors- I think she must have come in through a window, like that movie where Bruce Willis is dead