oh snap. I recant part of my first statement. I just remember that I was in an ambulance once before. when I was a kid. We were all wrestling with my dad. my mom, brother, and I, all ended up on a dog pile on my dad. I was on top. so in a massive show of strength he gets up and we all fall off only I fall funny and end up breaking my collarbone. I ended up getting picked up by a green ambulance because we lived on base. I think of m.a.s.h whenever I think of that incident.
I was in a climbing accident in 2004 and not only got the ambulance ride, but dangled below a helicopter for a 10-minute ride off the top of the mountain. It was pretty awesome, they stapled my head closed.
I was in a climbing accident in 2004 and not only got the ambulance ride, but dangled below a helicopter for a 10-minute ride off the top of the mountain. It was pretty awesome, they stapled my head closed.
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I was in a climbing accident in 2004 and not only got the ambulance ride, but dangled below a helicopter for a 10-minute ride off the top of the mountain. It was pretty awesome, they stapled my head closed.
I totally wiped on my skateboard and caused a wicked scar on the back of my head. That was a fun ambulance time, and a lesson to wear your fucking helmet you fucking idiot kids. (me)
That and the time I kind of flash-ignited olive oil and seared my hands. That was the worst 30-minute meal ever, but it did involve morphine in the ambulance and oven mitts to wear for a while.
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edited February 2007
I called 911 in 1999 during Hurricane Floyd, but not for an ambulance. The gigantic power line in front of our house snapped in the wind and landed on our driveway, starting up this huge electrical fire. It caught onto the grass and that's when I grabbed the phone.
They made us get out of the house and move into the neighbor's while they closed down the street. Fortunately our driveway's pretty big so the fire didn't affect anything except the asphalt and the grass.
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I totally wiped on my skateboard and caused a wicked scar on the back of my head. That was a fun ambulance time, and a lesson to wear your fucking helmet you fucking idiot kids. (me)
That and the time I kind of flash-ignited olive oil and seared my hands. That was the worst 30-minute meal ever, but it did involve morphine in the ambulance and oven mitts to wear for a while.
I totally wiped on my skateboard and caused a wicked scar on the back of my head. That was a fun ambulance time, and a lesson to wear your fucking helmet you fucking idiot kids. (me)
That and the time I kind of flash-ignited olive oil and seared my hands. That was the worst 30-minute meal ever, but it did involve morphine in the ambulance and oven mitts to wear for a while.
how the fuck did you manage to ignite olive oil
the combustion point is astronomically high
I apparently set it to 9 when I thought I'd turned the fucking thing to 3. Went into the fridge while I thought it would warm, looking for the rest of the stuff I'm gonna cook right, and then see it smoking. I get over just in time for it to catch fire.
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I totally wiped on my skateboard and caused a wicked scar on the back of my head. That was a fun ambulance time, and a lesson to wear your fucking helmet you fucking idiot kids. (me)
That and the time I kind of flash-ignited olive oil and seared my hands. That was the worst 30-minute meal ever, but it did involve morphine in the ambulance and oven mitts to wear for a while.
how the fuck did you manage to ignite olive oil
the combustion point is astronomically high
I apparently set it to 9 when I thought I'd turned the fucking thing to 3. Went into the fridge while I thought it would warm, looking for the rest of the stuff I'm gonna cook right, and then see it smoking. I get over just in time for it to catch fire.
does your stovetop run on jet fuel?
because it's combustion point is still way passed its smoking point
I totally wiped on my skateboard and caused a wicked scar on the back of my head. That was a fun ambulance time, and a lesson to wear your fucking helmet you fucking idiot kids. (me)
That and the time I kind of flash-ignited olive oil and seared my hands. That was the worst 30-minute meal ever, but it did involve morphine in the ambulance and oven mitts to wear for a while.
how the fuck did you manage to ignite olive oil
the combustion point is astronomically high
I apparently set it to 9 when I thought I'd turned the fucking thing to 3. Went into the fridge while I thought it would warm, looking for the rest of the stuff I'm gonna cook right, and then see it smoking. I get over just in time for it to catch fire.
does your stovetop run on jet fuel?
because it's combustion point is still way passed its smoking point
Maybe you tried to kill me by switching it out with kerosene.
I'll tell you what's a really comic genius thing to do. Call 911 and just scream into the phone and then hang up.
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edited February 2007
I had a severe fever that was causing my lips to blister and my whole body was wrought with pain and I was having crazy delusional episodes so my fiancee 911'd me. I had to get a spinal tap & all kinds of shit.
So, Sunday night I was home alone and not feeling well. Long story short I ended up in the ground barely able to move, about to pass out, scared shitless, and ended up crawling to the phone to call 911 for myself and was taken to the hospital. I had some kinda bug that has been going around according to the nurse and I was severely dehydrated.
It was the first time I had ever called 911 much less rode in an ambulance. Has anyone else had to call 911 for themselves or another person?
If this has been done before, just lock the thread.
h5, Jennifer.
When I was at WSU, the same thing happened to me. I had been really sick, but didn't realize I'd gotten dehydrated (I mean, I'd been drinking water and Gatorade like a motherfucker). About a week later, I developed this killer headache, a sore throat, my glands got all swollen up, and a bunch of my joints started to lock up.
Being an idiot, though, I drove myself to the hospital. At check in, my pulse lying down was over 220, and they pumped three bags of solution into me before I started to return to normal.
I got a bag in the abulance and then they ended up pushing like a litre in me a the hospital. The EMT told me my shit was all over the chart and my eyes were dilated. I don't think that was a good idea telling me all that because it just freaked me out more and it was hard enough trying not to pass out.
I have been to the hospital, because once, when i was around 11, i was hit by a truck when i was riding my bike. a truck unable to see me, hit me doing about 30. i could not see the truck due to a tree in the way. Needless to say i flew a good distance and landed in the middle of the street.
i broke my arm in 2 places ( his bumper was lifted, and my arm "conformed" to it)
I shattered my skull in 3 locations
One of my lungs collapsed,
and i was suffering from severe pressure in my brain.
i received
3 pins in my arm to secure the floating fragment (now removed, only scars remain)
over 40 staples in my scalp ( large m shaped scar)
and a scar on my right side where they re-inflated my lung.
after about 24 hours i awoke in a hospital bed (after surgery)and my first words were "where am i"
in middle school I tripped, smashed face first into the asphalt on the street, went unconscious and then right into a seizure. People say somebody pushed me. It was odd waking up and seeing firemen looking down at me as they pushed me into the ambulance.
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I totally wiped on my skateboard and caused a wicked scar on the back of my head. That was a fun ambulance time, and a lesson to wear your fucking helmet you fucking idiot kids. (me)
That and the time I kind of flash-ignited olive oil and seared my hands. That was the worst 30-minute meal ever, but it did involve morphine in the ambulance and oven mitts to wear for a while.
how the fuck did you manage to ignite olive oil
the combustion point is astronomically high
I apparently set it to 9 when I thought I'd turned the fucking thing to 3. Went into the fridge while I thought it would warm, looking for the rest of the stuff I'm gonna cook right, and then see it smoking. I get over just in time for it to catch fire.
does your stovetop run on jet fuel?
because it's combustion point is still way passed its smoking point
Maybe you tried to kill me by switching it out with kerosene.
Oh man I had an electricla outlet explode on me while plugging something in once and it just put out this huge orange blinding energy flash, seared the wall about a foot all around it and caught part of my hard in it, instant BBQ.
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That and the time I kind of flash-ignited olive oil and seared my hands. That was the worst 30-minute meal ever, but it did involve morphine in the ambulance and oven mitts to wear for a while.
They made us get out of the house and move into the neighbor's while they closed down the street. Fortunately our driveway's pretty big so the fire didn't affect anything except the asphalt and the grass.
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the combustion point is astronomically high
I apparently set it to 9 when I thought I'd turned the fucking thing to 3. Went into the fridge while I thought it would warm, looking for the rest of the stuff I'm gonna cook right, and then see it smoking. I get over just in time for it to catch fire.
because it's combustion point is still way passed its smoking point
Maybe you tried to kill me by switching it out with kerosene.
I want to fuck Wilford Brimley's balls off. He gets me so hot.
What killed him? DIABEETUS.
i weighed 135 when i went to the hospital and i am 6'1"
I have been to the hospital, because once, when i was around 11, i was hit by a truck when i was riding my bike. a truck unable to see me, hit me doing about 30. i could not see the truck due to a tree in the way. Needless to say i flew a good distance and landed in the middle of the street.
i broke my arm in 2 places ( his bumper was lifted, and my arm "conformed" to it)
I shattered my skull in 3 locations
One of my lungs collapsed,
and i was suffering from severe pressure in my brain.
i received
3 pins in my arm to secure the floating fragment (now removed, only scars remain)
over 40 staples in my scalp ( large m shaped scar)
and a scar on my right side where they re-inflated my lung.
after about 24 hours i awoke in a hospital bed (after surgery)and my first words were "where am i"
it was all
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Oh man I had an electricla outlet explode on me while plugging something in once and it just put out this huge orange blinding energy flash, seared the wall about a foot all around it and caught part of my hard in it, instant BBQ.