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No Eurovision thread? Over my dead body!

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I take back my previous assertion.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    that led screen is so goddamned awesome

    bwanie on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love this time of year because I get to talk about Lordi more often

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  • Alfred J. KwakAlfred J. Kwak is it because you were insulted when I insulted your hair?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    the girl from Austria is pretty cute

    I might end up watching this again

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This is Jedward for those wondering:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ux9AvDPfI

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Are they brothers or lovers?

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That is such a bad song that I might just kinda like it.

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  • Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    No discussion of the Eurovision would be complete without a mention of the Swiss's amazing 2007 entry.

    DJ Bobo - Vampires Are alive

    Didn't make it to the final unfortunately.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Are they brothers or lovers?

    It's one dude aad post-production effects. Not sure how they will deal with that live. I imagine mirrors and costume changes. Spectacular.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm giving up a roleplaying session for a Eurovision party.

    You'd better impress me, Europe.

    I kind of want England to win only so that we have to host Eurovision the same year as the Olympics. Cue wacky misunderstandings and a Moldovan in a snakeskin bodyglove winning the 110m hurdles.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm giving up a roleplaying session for a Eurovision party.

    You'd better impress me, Europe.

    I kind of want England to win only so that we have to host Eurovision the same year as the Olympics. Cue wacky misunderstandings and a Moldovan in a snakeskin bodyglove winning the 110m hurdles.

    We'd be fools not to just fold the two events together!

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Diving and gymnastics would definitely benefit from opening the judging up to a public vote.

    Especially as within three minutes of the event starting the world and his mother are complete experts. "Oo, mucked up the landing there." "I wouldn't have risked the double myself." "Ouch, that looked painful."

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I look forward to the 500m costume change.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Not-All-That-Rhythmic Gymnastics.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jippee wrote: »
    I just need to express my shock about how the Dutch Team (YES WE'RE A TEAM) crashed into a taxi in Düsseldorf, Kinda sorta REALLY hard, and nobody on these forums, nobody even cares.

    I hate you all.

    edit: except Liiya and she can't be blamed for Blue. Or else.
    It looks like the news media don't care either. Do you have a link?
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    Platy on
  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jippee wrote: »
    I just need to express my shock about how the Dutch Team (YES WE'RE A TEAM) crashed into a taxi in Düsseldorf, Kinda sorta REALLY hard, and nobody on these forums, nobody even cares.

    I hate you all.

    edit: except Liiya and she can't be blamed for Blue. Or else.
    It looks like the news media don't care either. Do you have a link?
    taxicrash.jpg

    It was on here but now it's not:

    http://www.songfestival.nl/

    Apparently they've decided to cover it up.
    I smell a conspiracy

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It can't stay buried for ever. Check for hidden messages in the lyrics next year.

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jedward in two other quality acts:

    watch?v=I4WryONxXyU

    watch?v=bQom-lxj79M&feature=related

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Right, so it looks like we'll arrive at my girlfriend's parents house before this starts assuming traffic doesn't fuck us.

    Then I just have to compel them to watch it. Hopefully the French commentary is as amusing as the British stuff usually is.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Maybe they replaced the dead band members like the Beatles did with Paul.

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  • jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It can't stay buried for ever. Check for hidden messages in the lyrics next year.

    Maybe they had to vanish the bodies first and find replacement J's before they could update the website.
    I can't wait to look for "Paul is dead"-style clues in tonight's performance

    edit: Damn

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    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    jippee wrote: »
    I just need to express my shock about how the Dutch Team (YES WE'RE A TEAM) crashed into a taxi in Düsseldorf, Kinda sorta REALLY hard, and nobody on these forums, nobody even cares.

    I hate you all.

    edit: except Liiya and she can't be blamed for Blue. Or else.

    I am glad I am not hated, and I am glad you don't blame me for Blue, I have enough things to feel bad about on my country's behalf!

    Are they all okay, and able to perform? I'm sure they will, its Eurovision after all.

    Liiya on
  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    1 hour to go!

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  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wish I could watch the second round too but I'm too stressed out about this project to be able to. You guys have fun!

    Wiet on
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Anyone else experiencing problems with the stream?

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Try this one (it has no pesky facebook feed that might cause problems):

    http://www.eurovision.tv/esctv/main?program=24963&social=false

    Also make sure that you're on Firefox and have installed the octoshape plugin.

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    IT'S A GOOOO!

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Better start this time at least, hopefully it'll hold.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Are they brothers or lovers?

    They're twins.





    I've often been confused too.


    Also I kinda loved Belgium's a capella-with-beatboxer thing.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    so i just heard the dutch entry for the first time, it's actually pretty good!

    won't help us one iota on account of pretty much everybody hating us

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh man i love that sand thing.

    edit: haha fucking Moldava what the hell

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Okay, that was seriously the best use of the screen.

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    ... followed by utter shit.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I was hoping for more from Sweden, aka The Country Of Melody.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm so sorry for Sweden's contestant.

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Cyprus guys got them moves at least.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am supposed to be drawing flowers, but what did Moldova do?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    I am supposed to be drawing flowers, but what did Moldova do?

    Wait.

    drawing flowers? I thought you just sold them?

    Silmaril on
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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Moldova has a bunch of guys in pointy hats, cones flying forth from the screen, a lady in a white dress (with a cone hat) on a unicycle randomly appearing and arrows flying forth from the screen.

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