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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    For me, anything over medium-rare is burned.

    Also, if I see someone put ketchup on a steak I will get violent.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    The shrimp dish turned out well yesterday.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    For me, anything over medium-rare is burned.

    Also, if I see someone put ketchup on a steak I will get violent.

    People do that? Gross. I mean, steak sauce MAYBE if it's not the best steak, but ketchup is for french fries, hot dogs, and MAYBE burgers and that's about it.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    There are people who will put ketchup on steaks. They are miscreants and deserve to be mocked.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The shrimp dish turned out well yesterday.
    how many sexes did you encounter with your penis afterwards? that is the only way we can judge how well it turned out

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I had a Steak and Prawns with a Béarnaise sauce today

    it was nummy

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Bearnaise is awesome on any and every thing including just on bread because you don't want the last of it to go to waste. I really like it on rare roast beef though. Then it is the best.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    There are people who will put ketchup on steaks. They are miscreants and deserve to be mocked.

    that's dumb.

    you're dumb.

    let someone enjoy their steak however they want.

    #pipe on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Someone's enjoying their meal and you're gettin' angry about it.

    #pipe on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Because that steak could go to someone who would appreciate it more

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    that guy is loving his steak damn well with some ketchup on it

    dude just likes ketchup

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    The ketchup masks the taste of the steak. Bastardizes it.

    Give him a hamburger steak, and give me the real steak.

    He won't know the difference.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    if you pay for the steak, you can have it.

    maybe he likes the taste of nice steak with a little ketchup

    maybe you're being an asshole about his dinner

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ketchup belongs nowhere near steak or hot dogs.

    Ever.

    This is not debateable nor is it negotiable.

    This is a fundamental truth.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Maybe you're being an asshole about posts.

    Why not let Hunter enjoy his posts? Who is he hurting, huh?

    Racist.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    when did ketchup become not a hotdog thing

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    Ketchup belongs nowhere near steak or hot dogs.

    Ever.

    This is not debateable nor is it negotiable.

    This is a fundamental truth.

    Whoa.

    What.

    A hotdog is a shitty amalgam of meat that serves as a focal point of condiments.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    Ketchup belongs nowhere near steak or hot dogs.

    Ever.

    This is not debateable nor is it negotiable.

    This is a fundamental truth.

    Whoa.

    What.

    A hotdog is a shitty amalgam of meat that serves as a focal point of condiments.

    and the absurdity of your stance becomes apparent

    #pipe on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Ketchup belongs nowhere near steak or hot dogs.

    Ever.

    This is not debateable nor is it negotiable.

    This is a fundamental truth.

    Whoa.

    What.

    A hotdog is a shitty amalgam of meat that serves as a focal point of condiments.

    and the absurdity of your stance becomes apparent

    You're crazy.

    You're comparing a hotdog to a steak.

    You should be fired out of a cannon into the sun made of hotdogs.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm comparing a meal to a different meal

    #pipe on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Meals are not created equally, you monster.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Jesus wept



    I am surrounded by heathens

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Do you go to Delmonico's or Morton's and ask for ketchup?

    No.

    No you do not.

    Do you go to Superdawg's and ask for ketchup?

    No.

    No you do not, it's not even an option. It doesn't exist. They won't give it to you.

    Why?


    Because it doesn't belong there.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    it tastes good on a hot dog though

    #pipe on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    sometimes you need to mask the taste of an improperly handled steak or hot dog

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I love putting mustard on pizza.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Obviously a good chili cheese dog (or even better one of the specials at http://www.hotdogscoldbeer.com/ ) will be better but nothing wrong with a simple hot dog with mustard and ketchup.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    it tastes good on a hot dog though

    You're giving me another stroke.


    If that's your aim, good work.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    For Brutus is an honorable man; So are they all, all honorable men



    I am Caesar. Enemies on all sides.

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Caesar just needed more ketchup is all

    If he'd just had ketchup at his bbq parties he never would have been stabbed

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So I take it pipe puts ketchup on steak.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i think the problem here is some people are eating shitty hot dogs

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    FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    when did ketchup become not a hotdog thing

    yeah what the fuck

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    UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    the only thing i have against ketchup on hot dogs is that i usually replace ketchup with hot sauce in most applications

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    when did ketchup become not a hotdog thing

    yeah what the fuck

    It's a regional thing.

    Unlike ketchup on steak which is a pre-blended baby food thing.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You can pile whatever the fuck you want on a hotdog.


    Relish, pickles, onions.... drag it through the fucking garden.


    But you don't put fucking ketchup on a hotdog. This is not done. If we're going to do that why not just slather that bullshit on everything?


    Why not fruit? Why not ice cream? Why not cheerios.


    Just put ketchup on everything.



    We don't do that because we're civilized.

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    UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    how the fuck does a regional preference like that evolve

    'hi, you're welcome to use any condiment but the most popular one in america'

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ulises wrote: »
    how the fuck does a regional preference like that evolve

    One word: deep dish pizza.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    no.

    you can put salsa on a hot dog.

    I'm going to judge you 9 ways to sunday, but you can do it.



    just don't put ketchup on it.

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