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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Am I the only one that finds supermarkets really depressing?

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Magical wonderworld while shopping

    Suicide watch at the cash

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Holy shit is Burger King actually called Hungry Jack's in Australia?

    Australia has strict lèse majesté laws. One must not inflict the name or title of a monarch in search of mere Mammon.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Am I the only one that finds supermarkets really depressing?

    What's depressing about them?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Holy shit is Burger King actually called Hungry Jack's in Australia?
    Australia is a republic now.

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    UlisesUlises Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    dipping pizza in ranch is a canadian thing i'm p. sure

    happens in toronto

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    people here put ranch on everything

    including their genitals, obviously.

    "here" being MISURAH

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    What the fuck is ranch dressing?

    Anyways, coffee. Grind that shit fresh, put it in your tiny stove top espresso pot and drink only the first half that comes out of the pipe. These are the main tenets of my system of ethics.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Oh man.

    You know what I want? A nice thick sludge otherwise known as Turkish coffee.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Am I the only one that finds supermarkets really depressing?

    What's depressing about them?

    It's the whole atmosphere they've got, with the cold fluorescent lighting, the dazed shoppers shuffling around like zombies, the heavily processed food in brightly coloured plastic vying for your attention, all just a reminder that you're not a person, you're a consumer, a wallet with legs whose only purpose in life is to offer your money to supermarket gods so that they might reward you with low quality meat and cans of Coca-Cola.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm lucky my township has a farmer's market every Friday during summer and fall. It is pretty nice and get a little basket of the most awesome strawberries ever.

    Most of it is organic too.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Maybe I'm a heartless monster, but I actually like supermarkets.

    There's something delightful about going to a 24 hour one (which is also stupidly huge) at midnight or so.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I dislike whole foods.

    I like their food, I just hate the store.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Oh man.

    You know what I want? A nice thick sludge otherwise known as Turkish coffee.

    Oh! We make this from time to time. Probably put some on the stove once a week.

    We know it as 'ga-va.'

    Kinda like "Java."

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Is it.
    Is it hard to make?

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Oh man.

    You know what I want? A nice thick sludge otherwise known as Turkish coffee.

    I need to get on this. I should set up a Turkish coffee place.

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Getting to the bottom of a turkish is a conflict of interest, of sorts

    Do I like this? Is this okay?

    *sip*

    Okay

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I got chipotle ketchup that I'm pretty excited about at Marshall's yesterday and I plan on putting it on fucking everything. Except steak, I'm not a barbarian.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    man, i'm glad i slept thru the ketchup conversation.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Contemplating leftover meatloaf for breakfast

    Though I think there's enough tasso ham for an egg sandwich if I hurry and get to it before Dru does

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what are you weinerfaces doing

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    what are you weinerfaces doing

    cookin, like you should be. instead of playing with your new 'puter.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    i don't get why people dip pizza in ranch here in vancouver. i never once saw that before i moved here. its fucking weird.

    it must be a pacific northwest thing

    never done it myself, but I've seen lots of people do it

    It is not a northwest thing. I don't know anyone in Seattle that does it.

    I learned it from my bro who lives in NC.

    But I don't do it unless it's spicy ranch with either pineapple, or pineapple and ham pizza.

    Anything else gets franks red hot on it.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i've seen people dip pizza in ranch in the northeast

    it's definitely not "a thing" but i've seen enough people do it that i wasn't surprised when it was mentioned

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    SliderSlider Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'll put ranch on my pizza if it's readily available and if I remember that I like ranch on my pizza.

    I usually do it when I eat pizza with a certain friend of mine. I think we started doing it a long time ago when we'd go to Old School for pizza.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Am I the only one that finds supermarkets really depressing?

    What's depressing about them?

    It's the whole atmosphere they've got, with the cold fluorescent lighting, the dazed shoppers shuffling around like zombies, the heavily processed food in brightly coloured plastic vying for your attention, all just a reminder that you're not a person, you're a consumer, a wallet with legs whose only purpose in life is to offer your money to supermarket gods so that they might reward you with low quality meat and cans of Coca-Cola.

    you should try replacing some of your supermarket shopping with farmer's markets if you don't already

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So I have some nice steaks today that I'm broiling and I got a raspberry chipotle sauce to go with it. Should I put that on before or after broiling said steaks?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Am I the only one that finds supermarkets really depressing?

    What's depressing about them?

    It's the whole atmosphere they've got, with the cold fluorescent lighting, the dazed shoppers shuffling around like zombies, the heavily processed food in brightly coloured plastic vying for your attention, all just a reminder that you're not a person, you're a consumer, a wallet with legs whose only purpose in life is to offer your money to supermarket gods so that they might reward you with low quality meat and cans of Coca-Cola.

    you should try replacing some of your supermarket shopping with farmer's markets if you don't already

    Even if you don't have a convenient farmer's market, just try reducing the amount of processed food you eat. There are a lot of arguments in favor of cooking your own food or eating simpler foods, but it'll also just cut down the amount of time you have to spend wandering the endless shit aisles.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Slider wrote: »
    I'll put ranch on my pizza if it's readily available and if I remember that I like ranch on my pizza.

    I usually do it when I eat pizza with a certain friend of mine. I think we started doing it a long time ago when we'd go to Old School for pizza.

    So ranch dressing on your pizza meets your exceedingly high standards for Italian food? :P

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Slider wrote: »
    I'll put ranch on my pizza if it's readily available and if I remember that I like ranch on my pizza.

    I usually do it when I eat pizza with a certain friend of mine. I think we started doing it a long time ago when we'd go to Old School for pizza.

    So ranch dressing on your pizza meets your exceedingly high standards for Italian food? :P

    Ahahahhaha.

    :^:

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    He knows good pizza, and he knows what to expect from good pizza, so his standard go-to order is a tombstone supreme with Hidden Valley Ranch.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    What do you want on your Tombstone??

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    i don't get why people dip pizza in ranch here in vancouver. i never once saw that before i moved here. its fucking weird.

    it must be a pacific northwest thing

    never done it myself, but I've seen lots of people do it

    It is not a northwest thing. I don't know anyone in Seattle that does it.
    I'm late on this but I know a lot of people that do it in Seattle....so there's that.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I don't know anyone that eats ranch

    I don't remember the last time I saw ranch outside of the grocery store

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I use ranch with chicken tenders and on salad.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I put ranch on french fries or onion rings

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I think I swallowed a fish bone

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    natek wrote: »
    I think I swallowed a fish bone
    Just as long as it was coated in ranch.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    no it was a carp bone coated in delicious carp meat

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Wait......carp?

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