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A [Mini-Phalla] of Ice and Fire: Game Over! Village/Bronn Victory!

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The city was bustling with activity throughout the day - merchants shouting their wares on every corner, visiting knights roaming the streets, the rowdy packing the whorehouses to the brim...the excitement in the air was palpable. The feast in The Red Keep that night was a joyous, with representatives of all houses enjoying the celebration...that was, until Maester Luwin let out a great, wracking cough, then proceeded to convulse in his chair as his spit foamed from between his lips. Those seated around cried out, and young Sansa Stark seated next to him looked on in fear. Finally the Maester collapsed to the floor, his face an alarming shade of purple, and he moved no more. Those nearby looked about furtively for someone to blame, when a shout rose up, "She did it! It was the girl!" Sansa sat frozen, unable to think what to do or say. "I saw her slip something in his drink!" The crowd seemed convinced enough as they grabbed the girl and hauled her outside. She was kicked, slapped, and thrown to the ground, where the beating continued until she ceased to move.
    Equally dark business was afoot in the Vale. A [series of events took place which resulted in Alegis (Robert Arryn) being killed by being shoved beneath a portcullis, and Phyphor (Maester Coleman) was killed on a sword.]


    The Deceased:
    DevoutlyApathetic (Sansa Stark) - Elected to die by the masses
    Phyphor (Maester Coleman) - Impaled upon a golden sword
    Darian (Maester Luwin) - Killed with poison
    Alegis (Lord Robert Arryn) - Crushed beneath a portcullis

    Day 2 begins now. Vote close at 10 PM tomorrow

    Edit: Narration fixed.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So B:L obviously has vote manipulation powers...

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah... looks that way.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's a lot of deaths

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Darn it, phyphor died? Throwing baseless speculations which inevitably end up naming more people in the network than the actual mafia is so much harder without his magic spread sheet

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The following players receive their first inactivity warning for failing to vote:
    Mr. Mojo Risin, Kusuguttai, Balefuego

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Two murders(probably mafia) and a poisoner(probably vigilante).

    Not that unusual.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I know that it runs the risk of the host screwing with us, but doesn't red traditionally mean mafia and black a SK?

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    SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Huzzah for the death of innocents...Spoit!

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Two murders(probably mafia) and a poisoner(probably vigilante).

    Not that unusual.

    the poison was the same color as the golden sword, so if anything the portcullis was the vigilante

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sorry about the narration getting all fucked up. Newbie mistake. It's fixed now.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Two murders(probably mafia) and a poisoner(probably vigilante).

    Not that unusual.

    the poison was the same color as the golden sword, so if anything the portcullis was the vigilante

    A black kill for a vig? I mean, not having a vig kill would be kinda weird, but still, you think the vig is black?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Poor Sansa, she always did love her lemon parties...

    I shall continue to keep my eyes peeled for leads on these ice cold murderers.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    !101 somehow survived a healthy vote lead.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    thorgot wrote: »
    !101 somehow survived a healthy vote lead.

    Not speaking to the frozen or not-frozen nature of 101, the vote lead was led by DevoutlyApathetic.

    After an avalanche of flaming hot votes from yours truly.

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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So...BL do you get 5 votes or something?

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why would you vote for the Never Evil special, !Raakam?

    What a chilly mistake.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    OK, now I see how B:L's math could have been...interesting, but what's your excuse raakam?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Two murders(probably mafia) and a poisoner(probably vigilante).

    Not that unusual.

    the poison was the same color as the golden sword, so if anything the portcullis was the vigilante

    A black kill for a vig? I mean, not having a vig kill would be kinda weird, but still, you think the vig is black?

    well having 2 vig kills and only one mafia kill would be kinda dumb


    plus the "golden sword" is obviously jaime lannister and it's a pretty fair assumption to make that the lannisters are the mafia in this game

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    TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Two murders(probably mafia) and a poisoner(probably vigilante).

    Not that unusual.

    the poison was the same color as the golden sword, so if anything the portcullis was the vigilante

    A black kill for a vig? I mean, not having a vig kill would be kinda weird, but still, you think the vig is black?

    well having 2 vig kills and only one mafia kill would be kinda dumb


    plus the "golden sword" is obviously jaime lannister and it's a pretty fair assumption to make that the lannisters are the mafia in this game

    I can't help tying your post to your avatar and signature.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sure, why not

    Balefuego

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I would think he'd be more active if he were the Kingslayer, but...

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Mafia are usually less active, trying to be enough so that they aren't called out too much, but low enough that they aren't attractive seer or vig targets

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've had this av/sig for the last 3 months

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I've been planning this the whole time

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    In case I don't make it back before vote close, !Balefuego works for now.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I-I'm alive?

    In that case !Balefuego

    Get those Lannisters!

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    OoOOooOoOoOo

    Jerks. I'm telling mommy.

    OooOOoooOoooO

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    OoOOooOoOoOo

    Jerks. I'm telling mommy.

    OooOOoooOoooO
    OooooOOOoOOoOo

    Come on my sweetrobin, we must leave.

    OooOOOoOOoOOO

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Balefuego knows too much.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm not too sure about this...

    I think I'll hold off for now.

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This Balefuego vote is silliness.

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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yea... I would still like an explanation of how and why BL got the vote switched to DA.

    Also, no excuses, I missed a vote on Ringo when counting.

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    Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oldmanken wrote: »
    This Balefuego vote is silliness.

    *Why**Why**Why* Goes the raven

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The B:L move has me curious as well. I'm not entirely sure what it means, and where that puts him.

    I need to put a vote somewhere though, and as I previously stated I find the Balefuego nonsense just that... nonsense. It's also a convenient and easy cover vote for mafioso, so that's where I am looking.

    Ringo for now, as he seems to have started the ball rolling on that one. Though I'm not ruling out a change in the future...

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    Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Shit sorry dudes I ended up running to the lake on friday to help my dad put the dock in and get the cabin ready for the summer and didnt make it back till this morning. On that note are we voting Bale because he has a Lannister av/sig, way too convenient and I'm not buying it for a second. cj iwakura

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Don't think the bale vote is quite right either

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oldmanken wrote: »
    This Balefuego vote is silliness.

    Quite.

    But do we have a better target?

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ringo or cj iwakura are my bets...

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I can see that as an opportunistic bandwagon

    !Balefuego
    !Ringo

    Though I don't really see the cj suspicion.

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