Good god damn Oberto knows what people want!
According to Maddox (and men everywhere) Beef Jerky is the manliest of all food, so this? This is awesome.
I had never eaten jerky until I tried some of my exroomate's mom's home-made beef jerky. It was delicious. I've since tried packaged jerky but it isn't even close to the same, all soft and chewable. What's the ups guys? It's supposed to be a leather strap of salty goodness!
I have the same problem.
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I had never eaten jerky until I tried some of my exroomate's mom's home-made beef jerky. It was delicious. I've since tried packaged jerky but it isn't even close to the same, all soft and chewable. What's the ups guys? It's supposed to be a leather strap of salty goodness!
I have the same problem.
I have an old pair of boots you could probably have, ifyou're hungry.
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your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Does everyone know those commercials on TV, where the cows are singing?
The point of the commercial is that cows in California are happier, and because of that, the cheese is better. It is, indeed, a cheese commercial.
Wouldn't it be a better commercial if it were for beef?
I actually prefer this bitter and dry cold over the wet and slushy winters that are typical of Cleveland. It's easier to drive through and your clothes don't get soaked and then freeze.
I walk past a school pretty much everyday (shut up, there's no other route) and today the school-field looked like some Saving Private Ryan on Ice - snow-man corpses everywhere, all covered in mud and shit, lying in pieces on the ground, limbs strewn across the battlefield. There were even flocks ravens hanging around picking at the ground.
Surreal shit man.
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I walk past a school pretty much everyday (shut up, there's no other route) and today the school-field looked like some Saving Private Ryan on Ice - snow-man corpses everywhere, all covered in mud and shit, lying in pieces on the ground, limbs strewn across the battlefield. There were even flocks ravens hanging around picking at the ground.
Surreal shit man.
Ha ha! Just like my school in Eagle River, Alaska. Us little kids would build snowmen during our morning recess just to see them massacred by older kids at the start of our afternoon recess.
I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.
Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.
I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.
Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.
I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.
Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.
Wikipedia is priceless.
And students wonder why they're not allowed to use it as a source...
I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.
Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.
Wikipedia is priceless.
And students wonder why they're not allowed to use it as a source...
That would be the greatest paper ever, using wikipedia as a source
"However, Wikipedia appears to disagree with this assesment of Napoleon. According to the entry on Austerlitz , Napoleon was a 'shit balls motherfucker asswipe titfuck bitchface mcfuckyou.' While this view is contrary to the most other scholarly works, it is notable as an opinion of Napoleon's actions during the battle."
everytime i go to wikipedia it throws this thing on every page that tells me that i should be ashamed of trying to subvert and vandalise a source of information or somesuch
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According to Maddox (and men everywhere) Beef Jerky is the manliest of all food, so this? This is awesome.
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I have the same problem.
I have an old pair of boots you could probably have, ifyou're hungry.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
That stuff is the kind of food they write about in the bible.
All fallin from heaven n'shit.
The point of the commercial is that cows in California are happier, and because of that, the cheese is better. It is, indeed, a cheese commercial.
Wouldn't it be a better commercial if it were for beef?
what foul tundra is this
stop.
It's that damn global warming I tell ya. We'll all be dead in 10 years.
brb
Masturbate furiously all over it in an attempt to melt it. Frostbite is for pussies.
But we are acclimated to glacier-life.
So its really not a big deal.
I actually prefer this bitter and dry cold over the wet and slushy winters that are typical of Cleveland. It's easier to drive through and your clothes don't get soaked and then freeze.
The heat register under my desk is making me warm.
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Surreal shit man.
Ha ha! Just like my school in Eagle River, Alaska. Us little kids would build snowmen during our morning recess just to see them massacred by older kids at the start of our afternoon recess.
really, after I got done reading what druhim typed I shivered.
Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead: Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.
Wikipedia is priceless.
And students wonder why they're not allowed to use it as a source...
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"However, Wikipedia appears to disagree with this assesment of Napoleon. According to the entry on Austerlitz , Napoleon was a 'shit balls motherfucker asswipe titfuck bitchface mcfuckyou.' While this view is contrary to the most other scholarly works, it is notable as an opinion of Napoleon's actions during the battle."
Jerky?
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i saw this article, i forget what, lets pretend it was Volcano
and under the title it was all 'Volcano' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet
and me and whippy started putting it on as many articles as we could
'Syphilis' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet
'The 100 Year War' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet
'Fried Rice' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet
'Jimmy Buffett' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet
and so on