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The revolution has been postponed

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Take off your blouse

    and your underpaaaaants

    Meissnerd on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    It's part of our native culture, Druhim, would you like to hear 12 paragraphs about our rich history, huh, would ya?
    Can you just send me an educational pamphlet that I can read at my leisure?

    Druhim on
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  • DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Thread lacks snapalope.
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    DasHanselHM on
  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    beef, amirite?

    Newtron on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Good god damn Oberto knows what people want!
    According to Maddox (and men everywhere) Beef Jerky is the manliest of all food, so this? This is awesome.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I had never eaten jerky until I tried some of my exroomate's mom's home-made beef jerky. It was delicious. I've since tried packaged jerky but it isn't even close to the same, all soft and chewable. What's the ups guys? It's supposed to be a leather strap of salty goodness!

    I have the same problem.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rockmonkey wrote:
    I had never eaten jerky until I tried some of my exroomate's mom's home-made beef jerky. It was delicious. I've since tried packaged jerky but it isn't even close to the same, all soft and chewable. What's the ups guys? It's supposed to be a leather strap of salty goodness!

    I have the same problem.

    I have an old pair of boots you could probably have, ifyou're hungry.

    Framling on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fuck this Oberto crap. If you got a buddy that hunts, try and bum some deer and goose pepperoni off of him.

    Cerrius on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Goose pepperoni? What the fuck?

    Mysst on
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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fuck this Oberto crap. If you got a buddy that hunts, try and bum some deer and goose pepperoni off of him.

    That stuff is the kind of food they write about in the bible.

    All fallin from heaven n'shit.

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear jerky is quite tasty.

    Butters on
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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Does everyone know those commercials on TV, where the cows are singing?
    The point of the commercial is that cows in California are happier, and because of that, the cheese is better. It is, indeed, a cheese commercial.

    Wouldn't it be a better commercial if it were for beef?

    taoistlumberjak on
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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The cows are happy because they aren't going to be eaten and they get their tits squeezed all day.

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They don't know that, they are cows.

    taoistlumberjak on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    GABBO GABBO GABBO

    PiptheFair on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh god it's snowing

    what foul tundra is this

    bent on
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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    stupid crooked earth.

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i'll give you crooked

    bent on
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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    would you?

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    already doing it

    bent on
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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    no.

    stop.

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    it's too late for that

    bent on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bent wrote:
    oh god it's snowing

    what foul tundra is this

    It's that damn global warming I tell ya. We'll all be dead in 10 years.

    Butters on
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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    there's a giant slowly advancing wall of ice in my front garden

    brb

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bent wrote:
    there's a giant slowly advancing wall of ice in my front garden

    brb

    Masturbate furiously all over it in an attempt to melt it. Frostbite is for pussies.

    Jedi Renegade on
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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The midwest is currently a glacier.

    But we are acclimated to glacier-life.

    So its really not a big deal.

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Global warming sure is making us all warm.

    Silmaril on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The midwest is currently a glacier.

    But we are acclimated to glacier-life.

    So its really not a big deal.

    I actually prefer this bitter and dry cold over the wet and slushy winters that are typical of Cleveland. It's easier to drive through and your clothes don't get soaked and then freeze.

    Butters on
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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    Global warming sure is making us all warm.

    The heat register under my desk is making me warm.

    DaySleeper on
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I walk past a school pretty much everyday (shut up, there's no other route) and today the school-field looked like some Saving Private Ryan on Ice - snow-man corpses everywhere, all covered in mud and shit, lying in pieces on the ground, limbs strewn across the battlefield. There were even flocks ravens hanging around picking at the ground.

    Surreal shit man.

    SpongeCake on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    I walk past a school pretty much everyday (shut up, there's no other route) and today the school-field looked like some Saving Private Ryan on Ice - snow-man corpses everywhere, all covered in mud and shit, lying in pieces on the ground, limbs strewn across the battlefield. There were even flocks ravens hanging around picking at the ground.

    Surreal shit man.

    Ha ha! Just like my school in Eagle River, Alaska. Us little kids would build snowmen during our morning recess just to see them massacred by older kids at the start of our afternoon recess.

    Butters on
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  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    meat chips = shiver.

    really, after I got done reading what druhim typed I shivered.

    Jennifer on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The midwest is currently a glacier.

    But we are acclimated to glacier-life.

    So its really not a big deal.
    I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.

    Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
    wiki wrote:
    A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
    Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.

    TankHammer on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The midwest is currently a glacier.

    But we are acclimated to glacier-life.

    So its really not a big deal.
    I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.

    Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
    wiki wrote:
    A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
    Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.

    Wikipedia is priceless.

    SpongeCake on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    The midwest is currently a glacier.

    But we are acclimated to glacier-life.

    So its really not a big deal.
    I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.

    Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
    wiki wrote:
    A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
    Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.

    Wikipedia is priceless.

    And students wonder why they're not allowed to use it as a source...

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    The midwest is currently a glacier.

    But we are acclimated to glacier-life.

    So its really not a big deal.
    I read this at first as Midwest currency is a glacier. I got a great mental image of Midwesterners, in beaver-fur caps and red flannel buying some hardtack at the general store with large, slow-moving masses of ice.

    Also in looking for a formal dictionary definition of glacier I found this instead:
    wiki wrote:
    A glacier is a large, penis river of ice that is formed on testacles and moves in response to penis and undergoes internal orgasm. Glacier ice is the largest reservoir of fresh water on Earth, mainly as of Antarctica and Greenland, and second only to oceans as the largest reservoir of total water. Glaciers can be found on every continent, including on the greater Australian continent. Glaciers are more or less permanent bodies of ice and compacted snow that have become deep and heavy enough to flow under their own weight.
    Ah Wikipedia has turned into a game of MAD LIBS. How majestic.

    Wikipedia is priceless.

    And students wonder why they're not allowed to use it as a source...
    Do they?

    Do they really?

    naporeon on
  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That would be the greatest paper ever, using wikipedia as a source

    "However, Wikipedia appears to disagree with this assesment of Napoleon. According to the entry on Austerlitz , Napoleon was a 'shit balls motherfucker asswipe titfuck bitchface mcfuckyou.' While this view is contrary to the most other scholarly works, it is notable as an opinion of Napoleon's actions during the battle."

    taoistlumberjak on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    everytime i go to wikipedia it throws this thing on every page that tells me that i should be ashamed of trying to subvert and vandalise a source of information or somesuch

    Knob on
  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That's because they know you, Knob. They know what your black soul is capable of, and it makes them have nightmares at night.


    Jerky?

    Cogliostro on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    its probably because of me and whippy's jimmy buffet thing


    i saw this article, i forget what, lets pretend it was Volcano

    and under the title it was all 'Volcano' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet

    and me and whippy started putting it on as many articles as we could

    'Syphilis' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet

    'The 100 Year War' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet

    'Fried Rice' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet

    'Jimmy Buffett' is also the name of a song by Jimmy Buffet


    and so on

    Knob on
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