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Man Eats his 25000th Big Mac, is Celebrated for it

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be an autobiographical thread

    Sadly, I am only up to my 3,753rd Chipotle burrito

    I have no idea if this is a joke or not.

    None at all.

    It's a joke. He doesn't end the day on an odd number; it's bad luck.

    Garlic Bread on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    dude's haircut

    certainly the haircut of a guy who would eat 25000 big macs

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    CorpseRT wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I could eat garlic bread and never stop.

    you'd get fat

    What? Why would I get fat?

    Bread makes you fat

    Butter makes you fat

    Calories make you fat.

    The Geek on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Way too much hair aside, seems like one of the more normal frequent mcdonalds visitors. At least he has the sense to get checked by a doctor every now and again.

    Javen on
  • PulpDoggPulpDogg Formerly TheBigEasy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    yay? is there any food you could see yourself eating everyday for almost 4 decades? i mean really

    I can't even fathom living that long ... let alone eat the same thing for that time span.

    Although I do form habits when it comes to eating. Various fast food joints in my neighbourhood don't even ask what I want once I enter, they just know ...

    ew

    yeah, if all the fast food joints around you know what you're going to order you should probably re-evaluate your choices

    It is not like I am eating there every day ... it is just IF I go there, I usually order the same. Plus ... those are not fast food joints as in McD or Burger King, but more restaurants that also have takeout ...

    But lets not make this thread about my habits ... so 25,000 big macs, huh?

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I dont mind so much that he eats two burgers a day

    its the fact that he holds onto the receipts and boxes that makes me uncomfortable

    Oden on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2011
    I'm sure I've eaten way too much pizza in my lifetime, and it ain't gonna stop anytime soon.

    On a rough calculation I've probably eaten the equivalent of around 1500 mediums so far. I'll call you guys from the morgue when I get to 25000.

    Larlar on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    yay? is there any food you could see yourself eating everyday for almost 4 decades? i mean really

    I can't even fathom living that long ... let alone eat the same thing for that time span.

    Although I do form habits when it comes to eating. Various fast food joints in my neighbourhood don't even ask what I want once I enter, they just know ...

    ew

    yeah, if all the fast food joints around you know what you're going to order you should probably re-evaluate your choices

    It is not like I am eating there every day ... it is just IF I go there, I usually order the same. Plus ... those are not fast food joints as in McD or Burger King, but more restaurants that also have takeout ...

    But lets not make this thread about my habits ... so 25,000 big macs, huh?

    Don't worry. if Druhim thinks you should re-evaluate your choices, that's usually a pretty good sign that you've made perfectly acceptable choices.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I could eat Flavor-Ices (Otterpops) everyday.

    I tried to eat 100 in one sitting. My kidneys flooded so I had to stop.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Framling wrote: »
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    TheBigEasy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    yay? is there any food you could see yourself eating everyday for almost 4 decades? i mean really

    I can't even fathom living that long ... let alone eat the same thing for that time span.

    Although I do form habits when it comes to eating. Various fast food joints in my neighbourhood don't even ask what I want once I enter, they just know ...

    ew

    yeah, if all the fast food joints around you know what you're going to order you should probably re-evaluate your choices

    It is not like I am eating there every day ... it is just IF I go there, I usually order the same. Plus ... those are not fast food joints as in McD or Burger King, but more restaurants that also have takeout ...

    But lets not make this thread about my habits ... so 25,000 big macs, huh?

    Don't worry. if Druhim thinks you should re-evaluate your choices, that's usually a pretty good sign that you've made perfectly acceptable choices.

    It's funny. If one didn't know better, one would think we weren't friends. I'd also point out that he said "fast food joints" in the post I originally quoted, then clarified it in his response. The dude in the OP is an anomaly. If someone's eating fast food often enough that the Taco Bells, McDonalds, and Burger Kings around you know what you want when they see you, then yeah I maintain that's a pretty good indication you've made pretty unhealthy lifestyle choices. But it's cool, keep bringing the snark.

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  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Marceline's Henchman Land of OooRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    This is like Up in the Air, except not awesome.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Is this that weirdo from super size me

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah. Thing is, the sandwiches are literally all he eats, it's like 1080 calories or something. That's why he's not a big fat soon to be dead guy, if he'd been eating the whole value meal this whole time he'd be a goner.

    Peen on
  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I should start counting Eggo Waffles. I'm probably well on the way to 25000 of those fuckers.

    Tleilaxu on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm pretty sure most people have eaten a ridiculous-sounding amount of something they like except they haven't actually been counting

    still though the same food everyday forever sounds unpleasant

    TheySlashThem on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2011
    Start making eggo waffle ice cream sandwiches. That'll speed up your ascent tenfold.

    Larlar on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've probably eaten like, a million skittles

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Larlar wrote: »
    Start making eggo waffle lasagna sandwiches. That'll speed up your ascent tenfold.

    The Geek on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    now let's be careful about what we're putting between waffles here

    you're tinkering in god's domain

    TheySlashThem on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I could eat the steak wraps from Frank N' Stein every day, but not for forty years

    (mainly because they would kill me after six months)

    Green on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Red meat is fucking delicious oh my god

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Start making eggo waffle lasagna sandwiches. That'll speed up your ascent tenfold.

    You've gone too far.

    Larlar on
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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Low cholesterol is not necessarily healthy. You need certain types of cholesterol and a certain balance between them to actually not get heart disease and die horribly.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Larlar wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Start making eggo waffle lasagna sandwiches. That'll speed up your ascent tenfold.

    You've gone too delicious.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My god.

    Liiya on
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Strange mix, that one.

    godmode on
  • WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That does not look appetising in the slightest.

    Wiet on
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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I often forget that Eggo waffles exist

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I don't think I've eaten anything made by Eggo in 15 years.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    man I wish I could find that clip of the spaghetti sandwich place from king of the kill

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I could probably eat butter chicken at least once a day for the rest of my life

    That or bad Chinese buffet food

    Scudo on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Low cholesterol is not necessarily healthy. You need certain types of cholesterol and a certain balance between them to actually not get heart disease and die horribly.

    He actually said in the video that in 2003 or something his cholesterol was actually 140, which is on the low side, and when the nurse said 'that's kind of low, you should bump that up!' he reminded her that he was the big mac guy, and she was all 'oh nevermind you're good'

    Javen on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    general tso's chicken

    so delicious

    but I only allow myself to have it once or twice a year

    Otherwise I'd never stop

    BugBoy on
  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    That does not look appetising in the slightest.

    Valve teaches their employees many terrible secrets.

    Things man was not meant to see.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Out of all the mass produced frozen versions of otherwise tasty foods out there, waffles have to be the worst of the bunch. The difference between a frozen toaster waffle and a real waffle made to order is extraordinary.

    Javen on
  • JepheryJephery Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've probably eaten over ten thousand oranges in my lifetime. It is a good thing that you can't overdose on vitamin C.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    That does not look appetising in the slightest.

    Valve teaches their employees many terrible secrets.

    Things man was not meant to see.

    I made that years before I ever worked there.

    Eggo waffles are great substitutes for bread in any sandwich.

    Like a chicken sandwich

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    or a cheeseburger

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oden wrote: »
    I dont mind so much that he eats two burgers a day

    its the fact that he holds onto the receipts and boxes that makes me uncomfortable

    Yeah thats the weird part for me.

    He is living the dream of "I can eat this thing forever and never want anything else!"

    Sure most people say it but only few could ever do it. Mostly out of sheer fucking food boredom if anything.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Honestly, I can't really imagine anyone drinking anything other than Mt Dew with that

    Scudo on
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