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Man Eats his 25000th Big Mac, is Celebrated for it

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Jephery wrote: »
    I've probably eaten over ten thousand oranges in my lifetime. It is a good thing that you can't overdose on vitamin C.

    Difficult, but not impossible.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I don't mind the collecting of things, cause he's clearly got some sort of tiny big-mac museum at this point, so at least it's keeping him productive.

    It's the buying 6 on monday and microwaving them until thursday that I do not get. Like McDonald's is bad enough in fresh form, and I like it.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Scudo wrote: »
    Honestly, I can't really imagine anyone drinking anything other than Mt Dew with that

    I drink almost no soda at all any more.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh man livewire

    do they even still have that shit

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh man livewire

    do they even still have that shit

    No :(

    godmode on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I wish we had the Angus here

    it sounds pretty good

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    It's just another burger with different stuff on it. If I'm doing a fast food burger, I usually go to Burger King or Hardee's.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I told the doctor my urine was the color of Mountain Dew, and he said, "Pale yellow? That's normal."

    And I said, "No, Doc, Code Red."

    Scudo on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    oh man livewire

    do they even still have that shit

    I've seen some in a vending machine here.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    My pee is the color of romulan ale

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I could eat garlic bread and never stop.

    you'd get fat

    What? Why would I get fat?

    Bread makes you fat

    bread makes you fat??

    so many carbs

    Carbs don't make you fat.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I could eat garlic bread and never stop.

    you'd get fat

    What? Why would I get fat?

    Bread makes you fat

    bread makes you fat??

    so many carbs

    Carbs don't make you fat.

    They do with most people's life styles.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I could eat garlic bread and never stop.

    you'd get fat

    What? Why would I get fat?

    Bread makes you fat

    bread makes you fat??

    so many carbs

    Carbs don't make you fat.

    They do with most people's life styles.

    That doesn't mean bread (carbs) "make you fat."

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I could eat garlic bread and never stop.

    you'd get fat

    What? Why would I get fat?

    Bread makes you fat

    bread makes you fat??

    so many carbs

    Carbs don't make you fat.

    They do with most people's life styles.

    That doesn't mean bread (carbs) "make you fat."

    Some days, I dream the entire world has seen Scott Pilgrim.

    And until very recently in this quote chain, I could keep that dream alive.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Chicken isn't vegan?

    Green on
  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Some days, I dream the entire world has seen Scott Pilgrim.

    And until very recently in this quote chain, I could keep that dream alive.

    I've seen the movie.

    Doesn't mean I don't feel compelled to correct a misconception.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 if your life had a face I'd punch it

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    alas chiasaur

    alas

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    there's an Indian restaurant that has a buffet during lunch hour, and they serve fucking amazing chicken...stuff. Chicken korma, chicken vindaloo...it's called something different everytime I go there, but it always tastes the same. Like pure fucking nirvana.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    South Asian food > *

    But then, I'm slightly biased.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Some days, I dream the entire world has seen Scott Pilgrim.

    And until very recently in this quote chain, I could keep that dream alive.

    I've seen the movie.

    Doesn't mean I don't feel compelled to correct a misconception.

    I don't think you're clarifying much here. Pretty sure most people at least here understand the science behind carbs and fat.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Some days, I dream the entire world has seen Scott Pilgrim.

    And until very recently in this quote chain, I could keep that dream alive.

    I've seen the movie.

    Doesn't mean I don't feel compelled to correct a misconception.

    I don't think you're clarifying much here. Pretty sure most people at least here understand the science behind carbs and fat.

    You'd be surprised.

    And it never hurts to reiterate, in any event.

    EDIT: For the record, carbohydrates and fat.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Some days, I dream the entire world has seen Scott Pilgrim.

    And until very recently in this quote chain, I could keep that dream alive.

    I've seen the movie.

    Doesn't mean I don't feel compelled to correct a misconception.

    I don't think you're clarifying much here. Pretty sure most people at least here understand the science behind carbs and fat.

    You'd be surprised.

    And it never hurts to reiterate, in any event.

    EDIT: For the record, carbohydrates and fat.

    i shouldnt post this but the link you posted said
    Too many carbohydrates
    Increases triglyceridef5r levels
    Converted to fat and stored
    Increases body fat by suppressing fat oxidation

    anyway have a nice day

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I just had a Big Mac value meal to honor this crazy man.

    It was ok.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i was reading this old atlantic article, prompted by this thread, about how they make artificial flavors: http://www.rense.com/general7/whyy.htm

    e.g. the distinctive mcdonalds fries smell and taste

    it's crazy

    there is a flavor industry corridor in jersey

    they use lots of wild tech

    The TA.XT2i Texture Analyzer, produced by the Texture Technologies Corporation, of Scarsdale, New York, performs calculations based on data derived from as many as 250 separate probes. It is essentially a mechanical mouth. It gauges the most-important rheological properties of a food -- bounce, creep, breaking point, density, crunchiness, chewiness, gumminess, lumpiness, rubberiness, springiness, slipperiness, smoothness, softness, wetness, juiciness, spreadability, springback, and tackiness.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Some days, I dream the entire world has seen Scott Pilgrim.

    And until very recently in this quote chain, I could keep that dream alive.

    I've seen the movie.

    Doesn't mean I don't feel compelled to correct a misconception.

    I don't think you're clarifying much here. Pretty sure most people at least here understand the science behind carbs and fat.

    You'd be surprised.

    And it never hurts to reiterate, in any event.

    EDIT: For the record, carbohydrates and fat.

    i shouldnt post this but the link you posted said
    Too many carbohydrates
    Increases triglyceridef5r levels
    Converted to fat and stored
    Increases body fat by suppressing fat oxidation

    anyway have a nice day

    I shouldn't have to explain this to you, Shaz, but here goes:

    Anything (carbs, protein, fat) eaten in excess (read: more than your caloric needs for one day) will be stored as body fat (and muscle, if you're doing weight training). Is that the same as saying "Don't eat bread, because bread will make you fat" ...?

    For one, it doesn't have nearly as many parentheticals.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    but no one said that
    people were just quoting scott pilgrim

    so why bring it up

    and you're right you don't need to explain to me

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    someone contact bryan lee o'malley immediately with this information

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I've never eaten a Big Mac, even in my teenage heyday of fast-food eating.

    I do remember eating one of those disgusting Wendy's 3-patties/3-cheese slices things back in the day, after Math Club or something. It was like some ancestor of the Baconator. Gross.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i remember when the triple whopper came out and they had buy 1 get 1 free coupons

    and we bought em

    those are big things

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I honestly wasn't sure how much of that was in reference to the movie and how much was someone actually thinking "bread makes you fat."

    I don't remember much about Scott Pilgrim; I only remember lines from movies that aren't hipster catnip.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Ham, if you're going to be a spaz about everything then at least do it in the weightlifting thread where Tube can mock you incessantly for it.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fine fine.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Heh, "hipster catnip".

    I'm gonna use that one later.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    Heh, "hipster catnip".

    I'm gonna use that one later.

    And now I'm hearing that in Phineas's voice.

    And my brain is beginning the early stages of eventually trying to convince me this is actually an episode.

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  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    Eggo waffles are great substitutes for bread in any sandwich.
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    It's true! The chicken-Eggo sandwich is second only to Eggo Sloppy Joes. Have you tried an Eggo Manwich? They're delightful.
    The Geek wrote: »
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    But this... I would never have thought to do. I might just try it.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Is this the food snob thread?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Some days, I dream the entire world has seen Scott Pilgrim.

    And until very recently in this quote chain, I could keep that dream alive.

    I've seen the movie.

    Doesn't mean I don't feel compelled to correct a misconception.

    I don't think you're clarifying much here. Pretty sure most people at least here understand the science behind carbs and fat.

    Yeah, lots more people have seen Mean Girls

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Crashmo wrote: »
    how fat is he

    I never eat the same thing twice at any restaurant I go to

    I am programmed to break any and all habits before they form

    unless

    oh no

    my habit is breaking habits

    my life!

    This guy seems to be one of the "lucky" ones who burns through calories like crazy.

    The upside to this is that it's easy to stay thin.

    The downside is you HAVE to eat quite a lot more than average just to keep your energy up.

    My friend, Tommy, is one of those people. I think he said he can go through upwards of about 5-6 thousand calories a day, and he is by far the skinniest guy I know.

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  • HamurabiHamurabi MiamiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I dunno what the rest of that guy's diet looks like, but unless he's eating three squares on top of two Big Macs, he can't be consuming more than like 2-2.5k calories a day, which is perfectly reasonable. He's got a typical middle-aged build, with probably a little paunch around the middle. Not super-fit or anything, but not "fat" either.

    For an idea on the power of Energy Balance = Calories In - Calories Out, see: guy who ate nothing but Twinkies for a month (maybe longer?) and lost weight and had relatively normal health indicators.

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