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"Man offers you one million dollars for a night with your wife"

ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
edited May 2011 in Social Entropy++
Saw this on another forum and thought people's answers were interesting. Replace wife with girlfriend if you're not married but still consider yourself to be in a long-term relationship:

To clarify it a bit and add some options:

A) Man offers you 1M dollar to have sex with your wife and your wife has no say in the matter

B) Man offers you 1M dollar to have sex with your wife, but your wife has a say in the matter and only after you've suggested it to her should you accept

C) Man offers you 1M dollar to have sex with you and your wife has no say in the matter

D) Man offers you 1M dollar to have sex with you, but your wife has a say in the matter and only after you've suggested it to her should you accept

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So you're a freshman angling for a sociology major

    That's cool, I guess

    Poorochondriac on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'll fuck anything that mooooooves

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Wait, is option A rape?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait, is option A rape?

    Yep!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait, is option A rape?

    If she says no and you say yes.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    for 1 million he can fuck whoever he wants, whenever he wants.

    Stale on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    however he wants

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Also, these absolutist relationship questions seem kinda quaint, in this day and age. All making "Your girl" sound damn near property

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Wherever he wants.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    The real question is.

    Do I have to pay capital gains tax on the 1 million?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If a man offered me one million dollars to sleep with my wife I'd take the million then laugh at his expresson when I tell him that my wife is entirely imaginary.

    Solar on
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Wherever he wants.

    Just as long as it's not at my place. I don't want to hear her crying while I'm relaxing on a bed of money.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    If a man offered me one million dollars to sleep with my wife I'd take the million then laugh at his expresson when I tell him that my wife is entirely imaginary.

    And then he laughs while he fucks your brains out.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    His dick bigger than mine? I've lent my favorite shirt to a fat friend and vowed never to make that mistake again.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    My wife, you say?!

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I was really hoping that I was misunderstanding the question, or the option, or something.

    :(

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    The real question is.

    Do I have to pay capital gains tax on the 1 million?

    I think it would fall under estate income

    how do you tax, like, farmland

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I was really hoping that I was misunderstanding the question, or the option, or something.

    :(

    It's a really old question (which is why it's so inherently sexist) that I tried to adjust a bit.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Shanadeus wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I was really hoping that I was misunderstanding the question, or the option, or something.

    :(

    It's a really old question (which is why it's so inherently sexist) that I tried to adjust a bit.

    You did a bang-up job, Smokey.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    The real question is.

    Do I have to pay capital gains tax on the 1 million?

    I think it would fall under estate income

    how do you tax, like, farmland

    Are you calling my wife a cow?

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Shanadeus wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I was really hoping that I was misunderstanding the question, or the option, or something.

    :(

    It's a really old question (which is why it's so inherently sexist) that I tried to adjust a bit.

    Ain't no amount of "adjusting" that gets away from the fact that the decision is up to the man, and the woman is viewed as a commodity


    So



    Whoops?

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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Such a proposal would be downright indecent.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Shanadeus wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I was really hoping that I was misunderstanding the question, or the option, or something.

    :(

    It's a really old question (which is why it's so inherently sexist) that I tried to adjust a bit.

    Ain't no amount of "adjusting" that gets away from the fact that the decision is up to the man, and the woman is viewed as a commodity

    It's cool, Pooro. We're only trying to receive money for their vaginas.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    The real question is.

    Do I have to pay capital gains tax on the 1 million?

    I think it would fall under estate income

    how do you tax, like, farmland

    Are you calling my wife a cow?

    I'm saying that she's had a few sharecroppers you might not know about

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I guess I can see the value of such a question in studying whether or not people do still view women as a commodity, but I'm still gonna be over here, feeling sad about that.

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  • ShanadeusShanadeus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Shanadeus wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I was really hoping that I was misunderstanding the question, or the option, or something.

    :(

    It's a really old question (which is why it's so inherently sexist) that I tried to adjust a bit.

    Ain't no amount of "adjusting" that gets away from the fact that the decision is up to the man, and the woman is viewed as a commodity


    So



    Whoops?
    True, I'm glad no one has directly fallen for it like others had.
    I guess people could focus on just B, C and D.

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Take his money, call the police, charge with rape.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Shanadeus wrote: »
    True, I'm glad no one has directly fallen for it like others had.
    I guess people could focus on just B, C and D.

    yes this would be a great use of our time.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'd rather focus on how L.A. Noire is pretty neat

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fuck that, in all hypotheticals the base assumption, nay, axiom, is that I am some mix of Conan the Barbarian and the God of the Christians.

    My dick is inside everything and everyone is being decapitated.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How, precisely, does that differ from regular Conan the Barbarian?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    If, say, Johnny Depp appeared and offered me a million dollars he could have me for the night

    Can't speak for my hypothetical wife

    Yes in this scenario not only is Depp gay but I am obviously very attractive

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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    If, say, Johnny Depp appeared and offered me a million dollars he could have me for the night

    Can't speak for my hypothetical wife

    Yes in this scenario not only is Depp gay but I am obviously very attractive

    What if it was Robert Redford, and your hypothetical wife was Demi Moore.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    How, precisely, does that differ from regular Conan the Barbarian?

    I thought "simultaneously" would be implicitly understood.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2011
    Koshian wrote: »
    let me offer you this even harder and more ethically confounding dilemma:

    a) pizza

    b) hamburger

    can't we just go to the pizza hut/a&w combo restaurant

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    If a man offered me one million dollars to sleep with my wife I'd take the million then laugh at his expresson when I tell him that my wife is entirely imaginary.

    And then he laughs while he fucks your brains out.

    He can try

    I'll use my million dollars to hire a mercenary to kill him

    then I will laugh forever

    Solar on
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gonna go with a good burger over a good pizza any day.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    pizza

    no wait

    oh god the quandary.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What if a man offers you a million dollars for a night with your burger

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Oh man, combo restaurants! Nothing beats the dynamic duo of Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robins!

    godmode on
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